>get 900+ matches on tinder in past year and last few months

Tell us more about your dreams.

>>34584008
tiptopkek it's my life anon

I feel you OP
I have 400 matches in 6 months and 0 sex, 2 dates, 20 messages back or so. I'm the king of spergs but have god-tier Slav strongman genes.

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>>34584193
I'm not even so spergy in real life but I can't into this dating messaging meme

I know that exact feel dude. I have the looks, but for some reason I was given such a fucking autistic personality that when I speak, any vagina that gets within 50 feet of me dries up.

Unless I'm drunk, which is how I've managed to fuck 3 chubbies in my 24 years of being alive.

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>>34584387
why the fuck can't i have a normie personality when i'm not drunk

There's only one thing for it OP. You're going to have to start sucking dick.

>>34584999
t. ugly

>>34584607
I wouldn't exactly call it normie, but I can maintain some semblance of non autism for a little while. Basically the less I say the more success I get.

Shit load of missed chances though, the kind of shit where I'm completely oblivious until I get home and think "wait a minute... FUCK!!"

are you guys seriously complaining about being good looking and having sex?

>>34585623
>having sex
Since when is sex over a year ago 'having sex'

>>34583894
>hehe look guys i'm attractive but omg so awkward with the laaaadies xD

You cannot be more normal.

>>34585764
>i'm the real autist

embarrassing desu

>>34585728
>Since when is sex over a year ago 'having sex'
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