>you'll never have that cute middle/high school gf
>>34581205
This kills me inside
Girls like that pic are perfect
>you will never kill lefties in your lifetime
>>34581205
actually, your odds of getting that gf goes higher as you age, if you're handsome, of course.
Does that mean I can't fall in love with a woman my age?
>>34581249
>you will never stomp an alt-right losers skull in with your antics friends
life is suffering
But I did, anon.
I mean, she wasn't as cute as OP pic, but she looked nice enough.
Why didn't you date a girl in high school? They're so easy to talk to when you're spending all day together anyway. :^)
>>34581282
>Why didn't you date a girl in high school? They're so easy to talk to when you're spending all day together anyway. :^)
I'm acoustic that's why. Although I did jerk off at home whenever a girl smiled or touched a my hair