Imagine being her father...

I'd probably only have a daughter that attractive if I was attractive myself, and in that case I'd have no issues anyway.

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>>34576732
>tfw afraid to think about having a daughter one day because I'll probably want to fuck her when she gets older

>>34576732
Hmm this sounds like fun
>You're old enough to start paying rent young lady.
I guess it has potential to be alright.

>>34576732
I initial read this as "image her getting fatter"

My interest was piqued but then you immediately lost it.

Kind of hard to image her being my daughter since I'm black. Even if she somehow managed to be who gives a shit what their daughter looks like?

>>34576752
Correct. Her dad is a hyper Chad, not some degenerate that faps not lolis. You're a retard, OP.

>>34576732
I guess id be happy that my daughter is so beautiful.

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>>34576785
>>34576752

pretty much. These kind of girls come from chads.

>>34576732
Raise her right and you'll have a beautiful, amazing daughter.

How can I get a daughter? If I worked at it I'm pretty sure I could get a wife to impregnate but then I'd only have a 50% chance. I don't want a son, but I'm hesitant to adopt.

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>>34576732
it is for the best that I am not

>>34576732
I would prefer to imagine myself being her mom and fucking her bf just to let her find out and rage at it.

>>34576732
it's hard to imagine when you're 19

>>34576732
Considering how my side of the family looks, her mom in this scenario is even hotter.

>>34576828
This guy knows.
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>>34576732
the only way you'd be her father is if the mom was even hotter or you were at least as half as good looking as her

>>34576766
>when she gets older
fucking normalfags get out

>>34576820
>YWN be this family's shared sex slave

Feels bad man

>Why did I fuck an asian?

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>>34576732
>>34576752


cuckdads are my favorite meme though

the fact that they try so hard to keep their daughter away from any guys is only going to make her an even bigger slut, and the fact that she has an overprotective is going make guys want to fuck her twice as hard.

I've always imagined how the father or brothers of hot women/sluts feel about it. I'd imagine being the father of bikini model would get awkward, especially knowing that tons of lonely pictures have nutted to pictures of her.

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>>34577359
More cuckdads!

>>34577434
Their brothers are most likely Chads that fuck their sister's hot friends.

>>34577434
>especially knowing that tons of lonely pictures have nutted to pictures of her.

Heheheheheh

>>34577434
>lonely pictures

I'm a faggot, I meant tons of lonely people.

>>34577446
>>34577359

>dad fucks someone's daughter
>thus making his own daughter
>NO WAY DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY DAUGHTER

>>34577359
>>34577446

You idiots, the dad is preselecting to make sure only the bravest alphas dare date their daughter. They're just weeding out pathetic losers like you lot.

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>>34577359
>>34577446
>>34577519
Awful lot of salty betas in this thread.
Those pictures are what it looks like when parents have fun with their kids, not that you would know

>>34577600
where do you think you are?

>niggerfaggot

>>34577519

I know right? if I have a daughter I want her to be happy and that includes having some guy eating her pussy before she jumps on his dick because sex feels great.


Obviously I'd tell her to have the guy wear a condor and to not send nudes to anyone and only be with guys that respect her and make her happy. I'm not going to be some weird cuck like them that seems like they want to fuck their own daughter.

>>34577550
whatever you say dad, you can see the resentment in their eyes. They're going to rebel and have sex with all the guys, including robots, just to spite their overbearing cuckdads.

>>34577600
Nothing salty or beta about that final post you quoted, cuckdad.

>>34577600
>parents have fun with their kids

>fun

being unable to read facial expressions and social cues is a symptom of autism, those girls are absolutely embarrassed and mad at their "cool" dads.

>>34577723
both the dads look like they're having fun.

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>your daughter brings the younger version of you home
what to do if you found yourself in this situation?

>>34577784
The kids aren't at all. They're being humiliated on the world wide web and forced to wear a shirt with a picture of their insecure manlet dads on it

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>>34576732

Imagine this being your son

>>34577823
i give the thumbs up because young me never had the balls to attempt to pursue a relationship

>>34576732

Imaging a robot so lacking in awareness that they criticize someone else for being a disappointment to their parents.

>>34576820

>random tinder slut
>future alcoholic
>future schoolshooter
>just a regular mom, can't say anything bad about her from that pic

>>34576732
imagine being her boyfriend
well I thought it was original enough

>>34577823
Probably would strike up a relationship with him and then eventually go for his anus once we're on good terms.

>>34578227
The girl might have gone to the guy, although rare, it happens

>tfw the cuckdad meme has caught on

excellent

>>34576732

Damn son, that girl can call me Daddy if that's what you want OP. That body is amazing and she's cute too.

>>34578170
I'd love him still

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>>34578357

Here, let me give you a hand with that

>>34579166
From the thumbnail I thought it was a sad lonely space marine walking through a pond.

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>>34577723
>>34578151
>he said as he autistically could not tell the difference between a child pretending to be embarrassed and a child who is actually embarrassed.

Really gets those neurons firing, doesn't it?

>>34579219
It took you an hour and a half to just come up with essentially just "no u"


It would have been better if you hadn't replied at all

>>34578170
So loveable

>>34578170
at least I would get to talk to Mike and Jay

>>34578170
You are my favorite r9k poster.

>>34579205
I can sorta see that. Much more interesting that way.

Honestly probably didn't have much of a father in her life

so i imagine my self fapping to her