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How pissed would you be if you were Lieutenant Dan? So close

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How pissed would you be if you were Lieutenant Dan? So close to dying peacefully in an airstrike and he gets "saved" to live a shit life
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Watch the rest of the film, retard. He goes on to live a life of happiness beyond his expectations, while learning that he doesn't have to live up to his ancestors.
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who happens to have a best friend that makes him a billionaire, then gets a pair of magic legs and an qt korean wife. lt dan is the man
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>>34574685
>he fell for normie hurrr i married a chink to show i have no unresolved feelings towards my experience in the war meme
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He ended up getting a qt azn wife, a cushy job working for Forrest, and shiny new artificial legs

he made out pretty good in the end
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>>34574788
>tfw forrest will NEVER offer you ice cream in a field hospital
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>>34574697

>pair of magic legs

you understand that prosthetics exist in real life, right?
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>>34574697
>>34574788

STOP justifying forest's terrible decision you fucking normies
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>>34574685
>>34574697
>>34574788
He was denied a warrior's death. I'd be PISSED. Would have probably offed myself in the hospital.
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>>34574866
Forrest was a robot, you dumb sociopath norm.
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>>34574788
seriously, that dude gets that sweet Bubba Gump Shrimp money and sweet Asian puss. Sure Forest has a medal of honor but his wife died of AIDS, he's retarded, and his son is that kid from the Sixth Sense. Who has the worse life?
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>>34574903
>Forrest was a robot

So? Still made a terrible decision
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>>34574895
Soldiers are not warriors; warriors kill with skill, not automatic killing machines, i.e. guns.
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>>34574944
It still takes skill when the people you're fighting also have those same killing machines.
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>>34574944
>guns do not require skill
k
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>>34574944
Go ahead and take your katana into a gun battle and let me know how it went.
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>>34574866
>>34574895
Forrest got cuck'd by a coalburner who was dying of (probably nigger-obtained) AIDS.
Lieutenant Dan got to retire with a qt azn war bride.

really made ME think.
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