i fucking hate khajiit! they fucking smell like shit and ruin

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>>34569281
the jews of skyrim

>>34569354
if you have coin, khajiit will rip you off

DUDE SKOOMA LMAO XD

>>34569281
>imperial
Found the cuck, stormcloaks will make skyrim great again, build a wall and keep everyone out, nords only

Reminder that redguards are more advanced tech wise then the imperials. They have cannons (gunpowder) after all.

>>34569648
Ulfric started a war just because he wants glory, he has no clue how skyrim will be crippled without the imperial legion

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>>34569655
WE
WUZ
CURVED SWORDS
AND
SHEEEEEEEIT

>>34569810
but muh one handed skillz

>>34569734
Thanks for Correcting the Record about Skyrim

>>34569281
The chairs. The tables. All confused. We hear the words, and must speak them. We take them, and arrange them, but still, they will not be quiet.

>>34569281
Everything is wrong. This is not straight. This is too high. This is in my way. We must put them right.

>>34569281
What are you? Where is this place? I'm so tired, LET ME SLEEP!

>>34569281
WHERE ARE YOU, LORD? We cannot hear you.... SPEAK to us! PLEASE!

>>34570231
eeww an ash slave

>>34569281
>>34569354
>>34569371
>>34569616
>>34569648
>>34569655
>>34569734
>>34569810
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>>34570103
>>34570311

You have chosen war with Dagoth Ur. We grieve for your loss, but we will not spare you. You refused the sweetness of Lord Dagoth's friendship. Now know the bitterness of his fury.

FUCKING ASH CREATURES

>>34570311
>>34570334
What are you doing? You have no idea. Poor animal. You struggle and fight, and understand nothing.

>>34570336
how do you justify your crimes?

>>34570178
>>>34569281 (OP)
>The chairs. The tables. All confused. We hear the words, and must speak them. We take them, and arrange them, but still, they will not be quiet.
What did they mean by this?

>>34569281
Why is Ysolda such an SJW bitch. I mean she literally wants to run away with these Skoona Sucking milk drinkers.

>>34569281
I hate those furfags too.

>>34570374
>>34570385

You think what you do has meaning? You think you slay me, and I am dead? It is just dream and waking over and over, one appearance after another, nothing real. What you do here means nothing. Why do we waste our breath on you?"

>>34569281
I played Skyrim as Imperial and Nord but it's obvious the Stormcloaks are supposed to be the good guys. Playing as an Argonian or Khajitt makes little sense though. Where's the other races in the Imperial army? I'm the only fucking lizard. Why is Whiterun run by whites?

>>34570395
she makes too much money off selling sleeping tree sap to them

A bug. A weed. A piece of dust. Busy, busy, busy.

>>34570431
I feel that Morrowind itself had some deep symbolism and metaphysical themes in it.

>>34570431
with dagoth ur destroyed, his insane dreams can no longer drive the people of morrowind to madness as they sleep

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>>34569281
>>34569616
Literally fuck off. Skooma has tons of medicinal benifits. I drink a few cups every day to help my anxiety and im not addicted at all.

Orismer and Dunmer = true shit tier races.
Literally got transformed into UnterMersch for acting like retards.

>>34570534
*takes ur moon sugar*

>>34570491
i feel like they just spent some time in a psyche ward for a week and got some ideas from there.

>>34570456
>why are Nords the majority in Nord lands?
Get fucked multiculti faggot. Skyrim is for the Birds!

>>34570534
it's made with nightshade you cat koon! nightshade is fucking poisonous

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>>34570577
>for the birds
Fucking autocorrect.
Not deleting because it made me kek

>>34570534
Skoo ma dick, bitch.

>>34570601
I was already pondering what it meant

I tried playing as Khajit but I can't shake the feeling of being a disgusting furfag every time I play.

Are there any decent race mods? mite b cool playing as Frog from Chrono Trigger

>>34570663
https://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/topic/3959-how-to-make-a-new-race/
you can make your own

>>34570725
>nexusmods.
>modding a game
Thanks I would love a computer virus. and being arrested.

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Best follower? I vote Mjoll.

>>34570760
In my game her beta orbiter died. The day after I married her. She didn't care.

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>>34570760
packrat from tribunal

>>34570759
never got a virus from nexus

>>34570760
Agreed. Was my first wife.
Favorite wife would be Sylgja. I always wed her. She's a cute

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>>34570760
"...the High King's court needs a jester... But not me. No, not Cicero. The Fool of Hearts is busy enough, thank you very much..."

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>>34570945
>Sylgja

I got sick about her whining about the mine and still wearing her miners clothes so I killed her

>>34571158
fug you
I liked her because I can just leave her home to cook and clean and mine and I'd give her a life of luxury. And I know she'd never leave me then ;~;

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>>34570760
Njada Stonearm, a strong nordic gal

>Skyrimfags ruin ANOTHER good thread

When will they learn?

>you are now aware you're surrounded by kids whose first elder scrolls game was skyrim
>oblivion came out more than 10 years ago

Jesus christ..

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who here /wants an orc gf/ ???

>>34571902
>oblivion just recently turned 10
>bethesda remaster skyrim
why!?

>>34569281
Khajiit has no words for you.

>>34569281
Why do Khajiit lick their own butts? To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths!

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>>34570319
lol Gaygoth Ur is a pussy, he can't even into CHIM

Who else unironic /stormfag/?
We need to keep our strong Nordic women away from those
Filthy long ears.

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>>34571996
You started this war, plunged Skyrim into chaos!
Now the empire is gonna put you down!

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Chim chim chim, chim?

>>34572107
Stfu you Jews, enjoy using that extra gold passive
Mister septims

god damn skyrim fucked up elderscrolls
use to be an adventure rpg
now the casuals that wanted it dumbed down talk about how they got married and crap in skyrim

>>34572145
dunmers are literally Jews... they lost their land due to the morrowind disaster and migrated to the rift, and became merchants.

>>34572230
but muh betar combat

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The races of tamriel

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>>34571996
Kek, fuckin' stormfags

>>34569281
I mean most of them are slaves working in the fields.
They serve their purpose.

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>>34572667
the free ones should be put in bracers

>>34571902
>not morrowind
Fuck off
>>34570817
My nigger