Roommate hate thread

>>34569121

get an apartment or rent a bedroom

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>>34569121
Oh and he laughs loud as FUCK. Everything he does is so fucking loud for no goddamned fucking reason. I swear he does this shit as a power play. This faggot grew up constantly going to jail and I guess it's some shit from jail, I swear I'm going to just snap any day now.

I almost did a few nights ago when while he was fucked up on Xanax and asked to use my pipe. I told him no, because like I said, I'm 99.99% sure he stole from me. He kept forgetting and asking me again so I finally I said okay, but to not leave the room with my pipe. I fall back asleep and wake up a few minutes later to see he's left the room and my pipe is gone. He comes back in and I take it from him and lock it up and go to sleep.

At 6:30am, this fucker dares come to my side of the room, wake me up, and ask to use my pipe again. I almost lost it. I told him to go the fuck to sleep and fuck off.

The next night he started humming insanely loudly at like 5am. I screamed at him to shut the fuck up like 10 times and I swear he heard me but was ignoring me. I stood up and go over and finally he stops, but I swear he looked at me with the most ironic face, I want to just take my skateboard and beat the life out of him. I wish he would just fucking die already, he is literally a complete waste of human life and resources, a total narcissistic psychopathic liar, and a career criminal, and a thief, and a killer with absolutely no redeeming qualities. He doesn't create anything, he doesn't have any hobbies, he just consumes and destroys like a fucking parasite.

>>34569283
Sounds like my brother. You honestly need to do whatever you can to find another place, I know it's not as simple as that, but it is something worth trying. These people cannot be reasoned with as they do not even know what they are doing, if this guy is like my brother then I am sure you have noticed they cannot even think.

>>34569121
Report him for the drugs

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>>34569283
>At 6:30am, this fucker dares come to my side of the room, wake me up, and ask to use my pipe again.
>he started humming insanely loudly at like 5am
>he looked at me with the most ironic face
Looks like you're getting trolled irl boyo

>>34569121
>in a frat
>is fat
>disgusting body
>pisses himself constantly
>smells disgusting
>messy cook
>brings dudes over on weekdays at like 3 in the morning

Hey, but at least he works on the weekends :)

I'm probably a terrible roommate.

>messy side
>watch anime on tv at 2 am (with headphones)
>play sappy goth rock on guitar singing about how much i hate myself
>let dirty clothes pile up
>don't take out trash for weeks
>in there 70% of the time so roommate can never bring girls in there because they hate me
>smoke weed every day

>>34570473
I am being trolled, it just pisses me off because I've been nothing but cool to him, I've done nothing to this man but he intentionally torments me as some sort of passive aggressive power move. Up until he stole from me, I was very nice to him, always considerate, I even gave him a phone that I got since I remembered him saying he wanted one. He latched onto my friend group and constantly tried controlling everyone and also started fights multiple times, even getting the cops involved once because he created such a scene. I stayed with him while he got handcuffed to make sure he was good. We all tolerated his shit purely out of good nature, and this is how he repays. Why?
>>34570748
Nice. My roommate just got a job also so at least he leaves sometimes now, but not nearly often enough.

Some of this is hitting too close to home, but luckily some of the details are wrong..

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I fucking hate my roommate, I want to seriously smother him to death in his sleep.
>filthy pig
>never does dishes but "cooks"
>never buys tp for the one shared bathroom
>never takes trash out
>never puts his trash in the fucking trash bin I bought
>uses my shampoo
>listen to shitty normie tv shows at night and falls asleep to them so they're still really loud all night
>records "music" is a wanna be rapper wigger
>uses chewing tobacco (which is fine) but spits super loud every time for no reason
>leaves lights on
>etc
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

feed him poison while high

>>34570973
>intentionally torments me as some sort of passive aggressive power up move.

Passive aggressive behaviour actually wants me to slit people's throats. It's because they don't have the balls themselves to actually discuss what is bothering them with you, they don't have the mental and emotional strength to have an argument let alone a discussion, so they just act like a bitch.

I feel for you robo.

>>34572255
Hide your shampoo and toilet paper or lock them up somewhere he can't access it.

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>>34569121
>tfw you don't have a roommate and live with mummy and commute to uni

I am so very glad I didn't fall for the dorm meme :)

>live in own apartment (with gf)
>dont have to deal with this because gf is an adult and we made a chore list that we stick to

sux2bu just another reason its gay as fuck to go to college