tried my own cum

>>34568998
don't worry anon my cum is sweet too. To make your cum taste better eat a lot of fruit and veg, cut down on meat

>>34568998
Diet can supposedly have an effect on the taste. What you been eating lately?

>>34569252
quick poptarts and such for breakfast and the rest of my meals are meat and rice/potatoes

>>34568998
sounds like you got the 'beetus

F

>>34569483
F

Originalo

>>34569483
>>34569761
what is 'F' supposed to mean??

>>34569796
Paying for respect you died (or in your case going to die) because of diabetes.
No joke, get tested.

>>34569483
>At the doctor's.
>-"I'd like to test for diabetes."
>-"Interesting, you were right Anon, how did you know?"

>>34570054
Kek

Originahahhaahlo

>>34568998
If it is super sweet you have diabetes

>>34570359
no it's like fruit sweet which admittedly to me is super sweet. never been able to stand fruits and most vegetables

>>34570836
ya i remember reading either some bash quote or some greentext about a girl that ate the OP's cum and then wrote a paper on it for college cause she was a doctor

>>34570927
wtf kind of paper?

>>34570054
You know why it's called diabetes mellitus? Because the piss is sweet. And you know how doctor knew the piss was sweet? Yeah... It was also used as for diagnostic purpose, to taste the piss of a patient