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If you weren't such a skincel you might be the CRUSHER instead.

>>34569007
wtf is a skincel

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>>34568941

She doesn't look white to me. She looks like she has gook eyes; perhaps it's just a bad photo.

If she's not white you deserve to be castrated and put to work in a concentration camp then walked into a bug spray chamber

>>34569105
half bristish half jap is the best mix anon

>>34568941
>>34568941
this guy in yellow called the crusher? cmon buddy he's not so big you can beat him

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>>34569142
...that's me, a-anon

this is crusher https://www.instagram.com/nexgencrusher/?hl=en

>>34569195

Are you trying to get that person beat up by crusher?

>>34569052
Take a guess retard

>>34568941
>being in a band with women

>>34568941

Jack, is that you? Lmao.

If the anons here don't know this is a /mu/ meme

>>34569195
I've seen that dude in another thread about being semi-internet famous

if you wanna lie OP don't make it so obvious

>>34569195
I've seen this dude posted before on here, are you that fugly gook looking to shill yourself on fucking /r9k/ of all places?

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>it's yet another asianmasculinity thread

More pics? She's a qt

>>34569447
>white cum
Isn't all cum white though?

>>34568941
What's with sperglord autists always wearing formal shirts untucked? I've never seen a Chad wear his shirts like that.

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>>34569447
They're both azians, anon

>>34569459
Her name's Sarah Midori Perry

>>34569493
White man's cum, idiot.

>>34569195
Timestamp or get the fuck out, seriously.

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>>34568941
is that sarah midori and the guy from kero kero

LMAO

she gets like FUCKED by some chad

wait are you actually the guy in kero kero though?

>orbiting

just WHY would you ever do it?

>>34570141
It's how I naturally interact with girls. I can't talk to them like they're dudes. My brain doesn't work the same way around them.

>>34570171
You're just making shit worse, and you look patehtic orbiting.

Fix yourself, or quit

>>34570141
when you're beta
and you meet a pretty girl

and theres a certain hope that you believe , and you know its fake but your body doesn't obey you, basicadlly you feel like if you just stick around she'll like you

C R U S H E D
R R
U U
S S
H H
E E
D D

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>orbit the hottest girl everyone wants to fuck
>become her closest friend for years
>"one day soon I'll fuck her!"
>one day out of the blue she tells me
>"if I'm still single by 35 will you please promise to marry me anon?"

I'm a literal beta bucks

>>34570197
I want to talk to girls and this is the only way I can do it.

>>34570200
Basically this. All I have to offer are friendliness and occasional humour, so I keep hoping that'll be enough for her to eventually show interest even though part of me knows I'm just burrowing deeper into the friendzone.

>>34570261
>>>34570197 (You)
>I want to talk to girls and this is the only way I can do it.


Dude fuck the hell off, are you literally not capable of talking to them without being all submissive and following them around?

>>34570434
I'm a very submissive person in all aspects of life. Most of my female friends don't talk to me unless I message them first. It's either this or no female contact at all.

One of them acts like she might kind of like me but lives 2000 miles away.

so then, is it true that eliza is back together with jake? he took her back? and thats why shes vanished from here and has stopped making youtube vids ? is she gone for good? how long do you think it will last?

>>34570683
she'll never love you ...

>>34569367
I'm too tired and retard to think, please what is a skincel

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>>34568941
Hi, fellow /mu/tant. I thought the cuck aspect of the Crusher meme revolved around Gus being cucked and not Jamie?

>>34569459
Yeah, she is qt even though she gets crushed. Here ya go, Anon: >>>/hr/2837675

>>34571366
not a /mu/tant,
just a guy who was involved with his cities local music scene, they toured and i met them all, were all really nice

ended up chatting up sarah and i talk to her on snapchat here and there, last weekend drunk snapped her and it was a good time

is there drama on /mu/ because of her or something?

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this even reached r9k lmao

>>34568941
If this is the kind of girls you guys go for, I finally get why you keep complaining about the cock carousel.

>>34571486
That's actually pretty neat! I'm a big fan of KKB. I really want to go see them live.

As for the question about /mu/, Kero Kero Bonito was gaining more and more fans and praise from /mu/ last year. Then, earlier last month, someone began posting pictures of Sarah's boyfriend like this: >>34571598

Sarah waifuists were destroyed, while others joined in while laughing at the absurdity of it all. For several days, countless threads were spamming /mu/ about this.

Here's the thread where it all initially unfolded:
https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/S70262060

>>34571906
>https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/S70262060
THAT DICK PRINT LMAOOOOOOOO
the kkb music is good btw

i'm just surprised you guys couldn't see it was all an act

>>34568941
Lol, he's not an oribiter, they're in the same band.

>>34569195
>>34568941
>>34569007


Why does he show his dick a fine outline in every pic?

>>34568941
anon, start lifting weights and beat the shit out of the 'CRUSHER' then when the qt asks you out bang her and leave. ultimate revenge.

>>34568941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpaEmoFu2d8

>>34568941
I think you're cuter than her

>>34573180
This is too much, my heart, why do you break it sarah

>>34571197
skinny incel.

>>34568941
>now I jack off thinking about him slamming her
mate, youre cucking yourself.

>>34569493
cum can be yellow

That dudes like 5 6 and not even big. He's also gay as fuck for getting half a chub just post pics for gay dudes on insta

>>34573371
>everyone needs to look like luke cage and have a BBC

Imagine if he did tho, he'd have like 7 Sarahs

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>>34571366
she looks like dva

>>34569195
>https://www.instagram.com/nexgencrusher/?hl=en
Honestly, you're both cute, would fuck both

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>had crush on a girl
>she's clearly way out of my league
>too shy to do anything about it, hate starting conversations

>invest in an escort who looks like her instead

Don't waste your time orbiting, dudes. Just focus on improving yourself, practicing good hygiene and looks while hoping that a girl will start a conversation with you one day.

In the meantime though, escorts are your best friend.

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>>34573644
How do you even find one that looks similar? Wha tthe fufck

>>34568941
You can be friends with a girl, find her attractive AND not orbit her. Get rid of your feelings and try to date other girls.