>just smile and be confident bro

>WAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHY ISN'T EVERYONE FIT FOR BREEDING

>>34568168
This is now a Markoboy87 thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_pIfq-9yw

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>>34568168
>cut that mess of head
>grow beard out, or groom shave that patchy shit
>lose some weight
>make regular dentist appointments & brush fucking teeth
Easy, don't complain if you don't want to put in effort
That guy could easily turn into pic related, and dive in pussy

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Now that I think of it, most popular finnish youtubers are ugly and retarded.

>>34568226
a guy looking like that gets zero pussy lol

>>34568281
Leave your fucking basement retard, and walk out into the real world..
You'll be amazed to find out that not every pairing you see, is a blond bimbo stacy and a ripped Chad thundercock

>>34568361
Virgin alert going off

>>34568361
lol you must have some serious insecurities if you think women would go for some fat bald dwarf hipster

>>34568383
>>34568431
I forgot what board I was on, no use in trying to steer realism in the minds of autistic virgins.
Good day. and enjoy your (you)s.. It''ll be the last one.

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>>34568281
>>34568361
Not that anon but its true. Females despise the whole bearmode/viking look. Unless your talking about a Thor looking person. They much prefer men to be aesthetically masculine than naturally masculine.

As a gay person I'm ok with this because I get to watch young bears become prison gay because women find them repulsive and their desperate to fuck out their built up testosterone from powerlifting.

>>34568468
If you're this shitty with women then maybe you should just give up lol

>>34568468
Here's a (you) just for your troubles bud hate to see (you) get BTFO out like that

>>34568468
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THE VIRGIN

>>34568281
lmao realest post on the rweb

>>34568431
L M A O FAT BALD DWARF HIPSTER AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*BREATHES*AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHALMAO!!!AHHH!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA>>34568361
WHATTTHEFUCKKKKKLMAOOOOOAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>34568468
I can almost hear you choking back tears from here, pretty fucking pathetic

>>34568617
>hehe that'll show him xDDD

>>34568626
Better than choking back your father's cum, which I was doing last night.

>>34569146
>which I was doing last night
You were giving my Dad head? Damn.

>>34569206
No. He was fucking me in the ass and then I pooped it out and drank it after he left because I felt like it, dick.

>>34569314
That's pretty hot tbqhwy.

>>34568431
you must not leave your house at all if you've never seen an ugly couple

>>34568495

>Females despise the whole bearmode/viking look

"females" nigga u a failed straight virgin turned gay for ez boipucci like all the other gays and traps around. I know plenty of chicks into metal/punk/tattoos/etc that would love that type of guy. Fuck off.

>>34569720
Those girls are called "damaged goods" and they have daddy issues and baggage. You'd know all this if you weren't a virgin loser who can't get social games.

>>34569720
Why did you start with ghetto Ebonics and finish with normal grammar?

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>>34570829
LMFAO
i cant stop laughing
i love you both >>34570829
>>34569720
ahahahahahahahahaha<33333

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>>34570387
you know calling people virgin losers on r9k is NEVER going to make you look more believable right ?