I just want one friend

Jesus is your friend :D

>>34567185
Imaginary friends don't count.

Originally.

>>34567233
Are Tulpas imaginary friends? Or something more?

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I remember what its like to have friends . . . .

>>34567153
Ill be your friend?
Is there something you expect out of this?

Im not sure what the formal declaration is.

We are now friends.
If this gets weird we have to stop being friends, deal?

>>34567153

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life...

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>>34567153
No you fucking dont.

I had one friend for years, and then he fucking turned on me for a gf.

People are scum.