Dodged a bullet

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>>34565616
Give story anon

oregano

What did she say/do?

Met a girl who tried to make me a femenist, debating me everytime I said something 'wrong'. Then she became vegan and critizised me for eating cheese.

I yelled her out good and sent her of crying to live with her parents while I moved her stuff. Basicly told her she couldnt chance shit and that she was a hypocrit for changing opinion overnight. Apparently she now live at home and is on antidepressivs.

>>34565642
Ok here's a quick version

>girl starts talking to me on facebook
>find out we work together
>she's all lovey and into me
>wow I might actually get gf
>She's literally obsessed
>and she's hot
>we go out one night
>have a great time, kiss
>I go over her house the next day, watch movies we kiss
>as time passes, of course she gets more distant
>people warn me about her, but it's too late, I like her a lot
>spend a week wondering what's going wrong
>see her with other guy at her house on her snap story cuddling the other day
>Disgusted
>last night she tried to give me the lets be friends
>basically say get bent cunt
>she panics at the thought of losing an orbiter
>I keep ignoring her messages
>she's getting confused
>this morning wake up to a snap of her almost nude with what looks like a cum stain on her bra
>message her "Dude you're fucking nuts that's disgusting"
>I've never been this harsh with her
>reading book, giddy with excitment
>hear the oh so beautiful message noise emit from phone
>lel this is it
>Just see the beginning of the message IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO IT WAS-
>blocked delet'd
>Thinking of how the fuck I'm gonna avoid her at work now, but high on life
>In midst of high, message qt I used to like but was too beta to talk to
>we are meeting for coffee Friday

Now I know how to treat people. I feel like a fucking champion

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>>34565799
The mightiest of keks OP
>Dude you're fucking nuts that's disgusting
This is great

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>>34565695
Fucking

D E S T R O Y E D

Good on ya kid

>like girl in hs
>uses me for self-validation
>too beta to break it off
>for a year it goes on
>the chad she fucks gets her preg
>twice
>years later he ends up having a huge drug problem
>he gets arrested
>she has two kids with no dad
>I'm on ok terms with her since I'm friends with her brother
>we start sending each other memes last summer, just bullshitting
>she used to be stacy, I was skinny fat beta
>now she's fat, I'm /fit/ (still kind of beta, working on that)
>she keeps trying to gravitate the subject to us and how we "used to be"
>basically trying to get me to take care of her kids
>realize what's happening, straight up tell her "fuck no"
>she blocks me and tells everyone I'm a piece of shit

Kekerino

>>34565799
Update us after you see her at work please, I love seeing roasties get BTFO

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>>34565799
Cunt punted

>>34565799
Stacy btfo. Keep it up anon

>come out of subway car
>at this station where there are always pigeons flying around
>this one pigeon has found a piece of toast and is like super happy
>a very fashionably dressed person tries to shoo the pigeon away
>she does so by kicking at the pigeon
>the pigeon is startled and turns around very fast & flies away
>the piece of toast flies out of the pigeons beak
>i follow the flight of the toast
>the world moves in slow motion
>the toast hits the fashionable person right in the face
>toast bounces off of the make up, toast victim stares in shock at all the bacteria on her nose
>this all happened in the 2 seconds i took to get of the train
>stand there in front of the subway and laugh like a retard

rest of the day & year was shit, but this one random moment of payback has lightened my mood ever since.

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>>34565695

You sound really proud of yourself for being a cunt.

Here, have a gold star.

>>34566615
>Act like a bitch
>Get what you deserve
>"wow what a cunt"

>>34565799
GOOD JOB! MAKE HER FEEL BAD OP!

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>>34566658

Yeah. Do you want another gold star, anon, for being such a big boy and standing up to the mean feminist?

This one even has a happy face on it!

>>34565799
i wish i did it , but am just a beta faggot

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>>34565799
YES MY SON
>blocked
GOT HER GOOD

>>34566707
Oh, you're just baiting. Carry on

>>34565953
good story anon
i hope it's true

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>>34566777

You caught me!

Here, have a gold star for your effort.

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>>34566839
Have one too

>>34566859
Lol rekt. Ffus

>>34566859
That made me laugh harder than it should have.
Am I a nazi now?

>>34566859
R E K T

That roastie cunt was btfo

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>>34567288
with those dubs
definitely

>>34565799
You didn't even fuck her before dumping her? What a beta.

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>be beta loser, complete khhv without friends
>make it to junior year of high school, decide to try to get a gf or at least a girls number
>acquire crush on chubby black grill, 7/10
>learn she is a turbo-whore a day before asking for her number
>somehow still get number because autism
>message her for one session, not interesting in the slightest
>lose interest in her
>gains a fuckton of weight over winter break, went from cute chubby to landwhale
>borderline feminist, hangs out with mostly failed whores and edgy kids
>tried to ger my attention in class for the rest of the year
>around 400 lb last time i checked
Feels good man. Dodged one huge fuxking bullet there, and pushed me towards 2D as well by making me feel less guilty about being a virgin.

>>34567650
>Dodged one huge fuxking bullet there
more like artillery shell

>>34566206
I will make a thread although it wont be for a while. I dont think im working with her for a while

>>34566346
Gud story m8