>a zombie apocalypse will never happen in your life time

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>you will never be an alpha zombie and lead a horde of a beta zombies

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>>34564832
>tfw world war III will happen soon

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>>34564832
>tfw he will never be our doctor and help us find a zombie cure

A zombie apocalypse will never happen in anyone's lifetime, because zombies aren't real.

>>34565092
then why the pentagon has a plan on what to do under zombie apocalypse?

>>34565116
It's just a basic outline of what to do in case of a natural disaster.

>>34565116
such a surplus of tax money, they can derive them

>>34564832
You all would go first.
The normie would kill you for being "autism"
And or feed you too zombies.
Zombies or SHTF and I'm the first first to go by boom head shot.

>>34565116
"Zombie" is a codeword for crazed hungry civilians in case of a societal collapse.

>>34564832
>implaying you would survive and not just be another zombie. You might think you would be the cool survivor leader or the edgy lone survival expert but youre not

>>34565331
>>34565259
Why would you think neet would be zombies?

they'd be in their homes, not doing shit.

they normies at large social gatherings would be zoombies first.


if the zoombies ever brooke into your home, then you'd be in trouble. But if youre on r9k, most likely you'll survive.

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>>34564832

>tfw when i desire the z-apocalypse but it will never happen

The autistic crowd would probably be in the upper range in terms of survived time.

We would know early because we spend too much time on obscure websources.

We would avoid the the blatant mistakes because we thought about it sooo much.

We wouldn't die in the initial Chaos because we would be at home.

>>34565401
Damn unlike you i dont have stockpiled food to last me several years i would most likely die of either lack if food or water and be too afraid to go outside, i dont know when i would kill myself after a few days when shit really hits the fan or after a week when iam out of recourses, but you wouldnt run into that problem right?

>>34565715
Even if you only have food or water for a few weeks you will be better off than most people. You would probably also avoid to go the next Police station or Hospital.


By being on 4chan you could probably Stock up on some supplies before Chaos and danger are setting in. If you know 1-3 days before the public you are golden.

>>34565259
>Normies would Kill you for being Autism

What ? Do you really think people would go around killing robots in case of Z-Day?
I mean yeah i would get racism/religious hatred but not this shit.