Would you give her her first kiss?

>>34564696
She seems like a cute, shy grill. Why not?

>>34564696
absolutely my main man~

>>34564706
She is ugly. Just look at her and remove the hair. She's using bangs to cover up her huge forehead, her face is like a fat egg and she has horse teeth.

She's got a nice rack, as long as I get to tittyfuck her, why not.

>>34564696
Chances are she's pure as well, an innocent virgin. You fucking bet I'd give her that first kiss.. Oh I'd give her a lot more than just that hehe

>>34564734
We're none of us perfect man.

She looks kinda Jewish mom might let me marry her and move out.

>>34564734
Wait.. Am I supposed to give a fuck about how she looks? If she likes vidya and likes me we're golden bf and gf marry lets go bois.

why would she want her first time to be with us when Chad can do it for free

>>34564762
Those don't look big enough for tittyfucking.

>>34564734
Dude you know where you are? We're all ugly

>>34564696

imagineaguysayingit.png

I think she's very attractive. However, she uses tinder, so no, I would not.

>>34564819
They look big enough to me. They're not monster tits like in porn, but you can probably put them to work.

>>34564837
Why don't you create your own Tinder profile with just that and let us know how it works.

>>34564791
>hehe

Spotted the gay.

It's 2017 bro. Get a dude already.

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>you will never be a finance student and learn how to manipulate market to become the next Soros

>>34564696
>francias
The only think the French deserve is a swift execution
t. anglo

>>34564696
Why the fuck would she be looking for that on Tinder?

>>34564696
>mfw that will get dozens of matches

Life is a fuck

>>34564734
>She is ugly

You haven't seen an ugly person if you think that. She may not be conventionally hot but has pleasant enough features with no deformities. You wouldn't run away if she talked to you.
There are people whose appearance physically repulses others to the point they avoid interaction with them. Those are ugly.

>>34564938
There's still time for you anon. You can do it.

>>34564696
lets stop the dumb shit and get right to business. I want anal after first kiss immediately

>>34564696
Sure why not, she looks well enough.

>>34564696
it's just a bad picture
bad hair
squints eyes too much

if she lost little weight and learned to smile without showing gums she'd be cute
idk shit about make up but i suppose she could do a better job

i'd say she's hidden gem

>>34565089
>anal
faggot

>>34564696
I would date her,

I'd date any girl who isn't fat

>>34564696
Lol I'm a uottawa marketing student

Small world

>>34565115
no, it's dominance to shame her to being a slave to my cock and ruining her for future guys wanting a pure girl

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>>34565062
I dont even live in US and drumpf will probably ban foreigners from enrolling into american unis

>>34564696
My first kiss already went to someone prettier, but if I still had it to give, sure.

>>34564734
Oh I'm laffin lad, her face is homely, but she's got a nice pair of tits and she ain't fat.

Girls with big teeth...I never liked kissing them. You always end up tasting their teeth. Pass.

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>>34565165
>tfw still have mine at 23

>>34565149
Thank God you faggot brown

>>34565254
It's ok, anon. It's just a soft sort of sweet sensation, but ultimately it only lasts for a minute or two, and the memory only lasts for a few years.

There is something to it that I don't think you can really replicate by yourself, like tickling, but it should still be possible for you to experience at some point. Well, at least I hope so, good luck anon, don't feel too bad.

>>34565277
im whiter than an average american

>>34565193
I dislike small teethed women for the opposite reason. It's hard to lick their teeth and it doesn't even make a difference in blowjobs.

>>34564938
>wanting to become the next Soros
Good riddance, there are more than enough like you already.

>>34565295
Don't give a shit, you said "Drumpf" so you're mind is equivelant with a nigger

horse teeth

but whatever she's cute and not a whore. let's go.

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>>34565290
thank you anon
i am actually considering going back to uni this year
maybe ill get my chance there

>>34565290
I'm 20, got my first kiss five years ago while drunk and I still remember it.

Don't lie to that anon. Kisses aint all that great, sure, but if you haven't kissed, shit, you deserve to feel bad about it cause you're missing out. Start working on it, you're late as fuck.

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>>34565310
looks like a /pol/ie got triggered

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>>34565310
>Don't give a shit, you said "Drumpf" so you're mind is equivelant with a nigger

Poltards are so fucking retarded. Do you ever wonder why that word gets used?

It's because you all get triggered by it so badly.

Now go back to sucking DRUMPFs cock

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>>34565358
>>34565337
>BBC
>reddit spacing

Alright kiddos time to go back.

>>34565334
I'm not lying, I barely remember what my 9 years ago girlfriends face looks like. I remember the sensation of her lips, but I can't even remember what she looked like or what happened beyond the most vague of vague details.

>>34565358
>Poltards are so fucking retarded. Do you ever wonder why that word gets used?
>current year man

>>34565378
there are no black cocks
why do you see them everywhere?

Absolutely, if we got on well and I thought there was a good chance of a relationship between us working out.
It seems like it would be special to her, I wouldn't want to do it if I didn't intend to stay with her.

I'd try to make it as perfect as possible.

Just thinking about it has made me feel all warm inside.

I'd love her forever.

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>>34565406

>proving my point

Is there anything poltards don't cry about?

Now go complain to FLUNKF about how I used the current year man.

That's a Jew if I ever saw one.

No thanks.

>>34565378

>BBC

Polbaby is hallucinating boys, call an ambulance!!!!!!!!!

WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH WAAAAH

>>34565465
>>34565444
You guys are so tedious

>>>/reddit/

>>34565464
>tfw no Jewish waifu

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>>34565490

>Drumpf

One word, one million tears.

>relatively slim
>big tits
>horse teeth are cute
definitely

>>34565550
Fuck, I'm retarded. I posted in the wrong thread.
My head feels like it's splitting, probably from sleep deprivation.

>>34565550
What are you talking about?

origami san

>>34565131
>>34564696
Hello fellow Ottawa bots

>>34565149
She's Canadian you stupid fuck, not some shitskin.

>>34564696
Would fuck shes not a rostie. She don't had any chad thunder cock inside so 10/10.

>>34564696
She's not that ugly, yes I would. I know most roasties here think robots have the highest standards (because it's convenient to them) but that's simply not true.

>>34564696
>>34564734
I think she is extremely cute

>>34564696
Oui je le veux

>>34564696
I think I saw her in one of my classes :/

>>34564827
>Implying
Not all of us are, some of us are just incapable of forming relationships.

She is qt as fuck imo. Totally would, she probably wouldn't want to with me though.

>>34566440
Dude now is your chance to kiss a real grill and a virgin what the fuck are you waiting for?