how to make money on the net? >t. stupid neet

>>34564694
jewtube adsense, transcriptions, mturk, chaturbate, trading shitcoins

now fuck off

Start a vaporwave cassette label on bandcamp. I've been running one for over a year and I have made $23k (before expenses)

Pretend to be a girl online and betas will give you free stuff

Why does it have to be online?

Making money online is a lot harder than regular activities. Selling some of your stuff on craigslist, doing odd jobs for neighbors, part-time jobs, even Uber is much easier and more reliable.

>>34565384
How do you start with something like that? That sounds like something I might enjoy but I have no idea how to get into it, much less to the point that I could make actual money from it.

>have money to begin with
>open brokerage account (Ameritrade, Scottrade, etc.)
>Buy and sell stocks

There's not a single better way to make money online, unfortunately you already have to have several thousands of dollars to begin with to make any kind of significant amount of money from it.

This is why the rich are so rich, they don't have to work, they have millions of dollars in stocks, and daily they're making or losing 10s of thousands of dollars, but usually over time they make more money than they lose.

They can make $100,000 in 1 minute doing nothing.

Make a fakr kik account and sell nudes. Just go to pornhub, pick out a random profile, and then request cash through PayPal by advertising on chat log on kik. A friend of mine did it and made serious cash.

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>>34564694

You can't.

HOWEVER if you aren't a manlet and have graduated college you can get a lot of money from sperm donation. This seems like the easiest job you could possibly do.

>>34564694
Buy low, sell high. Find something you can flip

>>34564758
>trading shitcoins

Can confirm, this works but requires a little bit of investment and learning. Min $500 it you ever want to see profit

>>34566163
You mean you use pics from the pornhub profile?
But can't the people just google image search those photos to find the source?

>>34566133

>Trading with ustocktrade
>SEC starts being cunts so they jump to T+3 trading

man, fuck everything