What dog breed will get me laid?

don't get a dog unless you want it to cuck you

women will always pick Rex thundercock over you

Girls love big dogs, but big dogs are pretty useless.
I have 2 terriers and they're AMAZING for keeping the house/surrounding land pest free, they can get to places medium/big dogs cant.

A big, brown, female dog. Treat it like a woman and call it Yolanda. Girls will find you funny and interesting and think you got a good hand with woman.

Also you can fuck the dog. Im thinking a retriever.

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Shiba Inu of course

Get a Taipei, the asian dog that looks like a sock and seem to have socks on his feet. This breed mesmerize women to a point i've never seen before.

Basically any of them. Haven't met a dog yet who wouldn't lick peanut butter.