How many suicide attempts have you chickened out of? >3

I didn't chicken out but i survived.

>>34564154
>greentexto story time?

>>34564120
i tried to get hit by a train, but moved away from the tracks at the last 15 seconds or something like that

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>>34564154
Anon lived to tell the tale. Of the man who fooled death itself

>>34564120
30? I guess? This got me muted how?

>>34564220
>>34564287
Not much to greentext.
>Throw in all the meds i can find
> wake up in a hospital
I don't know how I could even survive that. It was definetly enough to kill me.

>>34564304
did you felt any pain in the process? like nause or cramps?

I survived it.

>>34564304
Did the same thing and freaked out. Still wonder if I'm just in a coma dreaming or actually alive. Worst feels ever

>>34564323
Yeah but not for too long because i blacked out.

>>34564346
i don't think it's possible to dream in a coma m8

I survived mine years ago but i'm going to try again soon

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>>34564120
I went thru with it twice.
>be me 17
>bad with drugs/life
>was a full blown heroin addict at 16
>say fuck it one day
>munch 5-10? Xanax bars
>buy a gram of stong as fuck black tar heron
>the entire gram wouldnt fit in the syringe
>maybe like .8 got in, enough to die
>for some reason i was standing up when i shot it into my right forearm.
>wake up in the hospital cuz my dick junkie friend came over to my house looking for heroin and found me on the floor.
>wake up pissed off.

Ive ODd like 3 times for suicide
Im 20 now its been a couple years since ive touched drugs but the suicidal thoughts are always present and now i also have memecuts on my shit.

>Helium once; I passed out but the bag fell off
>Nembutal once
>eggman style hanging a few times

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>>34564220
Ill bite.

> tried to an hero via co poisoning.
>Well, not really fucked up, I got caught so I have to wait to try again soon.

>I sat under a thick comforter with a gas powered portable generator for 45 mins.
>Its supposed to be around 1400 ppm of deadly particulate matter.

>20 minutes of inhalation is supposedly fatal.

>Iistened to stylo on loop with my phone connected to a portable battery.
>I like the song, so I figured lets die to this.

>At some point I would realize I couldnt move my legs
> I would take deep breaths and cover my mouth to hold in thr exhaust like a bong hit
>The bottom of my lungs felt like they were being touched with ashy hot charcoal.

>eyes and lungs constantly stung after whay I figured to be Around Ten mins.
>Iost track of how many times the song looped.
>probably wasnt counting in the first place
>got to thr point where I couldnt move at all and couldnt tell if my eyes were open oe closed.

>I got scared a bit because I didnt know if I was dead or not honestly.
>serious people say co kills if you arent aware.
>figure this is a sure bet.
>im deliberately hotboxing poison gas
>I was willing to take the pain
>thought it was just a matter of waiting it out
>I was commited so far, so the finality outweighed the worry of my assumption death was just being petrified in the body.

>began to wonder if I would percieve the people who find my corpse
>would thry fuck with my body before they report it?
>Will I feel the autopsy?


>for some reason It didnt kill me which is lame and annoying.

>Some guy came and caught me at the time of nearly an hour.
>He was shouting in romanian and wpuldnt leave untol I packed my case and left.

Only thing I take away from this is im either immortal or smoke from mortal kombat. Or maybe just more of an incompetent fuckball than I thought and fucked up somehow.

Either way, that generator and gas cost me like 600 bucks.

Ill try again when the time is favorable.

>>34564120
Bout Three five oh you know the bidnis

the closest i got is that i tried to cut myself in a fury of emotion but the knife was dull so I just hit myself around and gave up

>>34564752

>the bag fell off

Even on the brink of death, I'd reckon I'd have a laugh if I woke up to that

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first time the rope snapped and I immediately bought another rope, but this time an old couple with a dog found me so I just went home.

>15
>Took every pill in medicine cabinet
>woke up and started vomiting
>mom forced me to hospital
1 year later
>cutfag
>found bleeding in bathtub
>taken to hospital
REEEEEE WHY DIDNT THEY JUST LET ME DIE WHEN I HAD THE MEANS NOW EVERYTHING IS LOCKED AWAY FROM ME REEEEE

If you fail at an heroing you might as well try again because you can't even do something so simple correctly. Theres no such thing as a suicide attempt, you either whole heartedly want to die or pussy out and do something that isn't guaranteed to kill you

>>34564355
Have you tried? We need to test this

I had one where I figured I did enough brain damage because I had gone temporarily blind and just passed out.
I had one where a bum grabbed me right before a truck hit me.
Bums also chased me home when I tried getting smashed and freezing to death in a snow bank.

>>34564120
I never went too far with a plan. One time I had a knife and decided I'd slash my wrist (the long way), and another time, i almost hanged myself with a belt.

Survived one chickened out of one

>All the pill mongs in this thread
It's pretty much the most unreliable way to off yourself, how retarded do you have to be to try it?

>>34564752
What happened with Nembutal?

Probably about 10 or so. I never do because the next day feels so good. If only it could last forever.