Maybe if I got a girl drunk enough I could convince her to be my gf

>>34563753
actually if you want to have sex and the chance to get a gf meeting up (only you two) and getting drunk is the easiest way.

she would just break up with you the next morning

She'd eventually sober up.

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Keep her drunk and drugged forever then she will be your gf for life FeelsGoodMan

In the morning she'll be sober but you'll still be ugly

>>34564110
>ugly
im okay looking
but i live in the city so girls have access to rich people.
hence 5:95 rule comes into play, and im not even exaggerating at all

>>34563753
Making a girl fall in love with you is really easy ( assuming she's not a whore )
Just try to be sort of mysterious and "different". You have to make her think that you're different than other guys like manipulate her into thinking that she would never find another guy like you. Do things that you see in music videos and shit like sneak out in the middle of the night and take her for a drive, trespass and take her along to eat ice cream or whatever. She'll fall for you like crazy I'm telling you

>>34563753
>NORMIE UPRISING IMMINENT
>INCOMMING RAPE CHARGE

Anon, let's just settle down here, collect our thoughts, and try to just meet women the real way and learn they are all shite, and learn how to play the game