>anon, let's see what pictures you have on your phone!

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>>34563704
Hey normie, if you wanna go through my phone, you gotta watch this first.

>>34563704
I don't get this normie trend to take your phone and go balls deep into your files without your permission.
Fkin triggers me

>>34563704
Tons of porn.
Tons of memes too, about 1000 infact.

Who would ever ask this?

>>34563719
why did i do this

why am i rock hard now

literally have hundreds of memes on here desu

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>>34563719
scat shit doesn't faze me anymore but i gagged when he pushed that poz load out of his prolapsed asshole, jesus fucking christ

sometimes i forget how fucked in the head some humans are

Would literally be social suicide to me. Good thing no one even acknowledges me enough to care.

I have a really cute picture I sent to my ex gf (online) like two years ago.

We had this thing were we would take a picture of something in our life to show each other every week.

I look at it every time I miss her (basically every day)

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It's just a whole bunch of pictures of my dog.

>>34564183
what a qt pupper

Fuck that. This is why I lock my phone.

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>>34564206
Thank you.

Sorry if the image gets flipped.

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>>34563704
>What is the meaning of this picture anon?

>>34564248
name of pup pls? <3

around 600+ memes and around 300 reaction images, and alt right infographs

>>34564275

pupperoni pizza

>>34564294
I think you meant to type alt right disinfographs.

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>>34564275
No, but you can have a picture where he wants a belly rub.

Is it wrong of me to have hundreds of photos of a paraplegic qt, taken without her knowledge over the course of three or four years?

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My 2 pups

B-but, you'll see the pictures i took of me having sex with my gf after i tied her up!

>>34564367
The red and white pup used to be abused, the brown one is just fat

>>34564315
you liberal left leaning parasite, you expect me to sit here and listen to your drivel?

>>34563704

Wouldn't let anyone go through my phone

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>tfw when you have your dickpics on the phone

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heard we were postin pups

>>34564409
This was a good meme, too bad i watched a bunch of leftists play it

>>34564310
my favourite kind

>>34564444
look at the floofy butt

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I went on a boat trip some
months ago and found this badass seagull

Nothing too degenerate actually, i spam friends hoping their roasties check their phone and make some drama out of it

>>34563704
My friend used my phone for a call, then proceeded to go through my gallery. Fuck man, luckily I keep the porn in a separate folder and he only found the memes

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>>34563704
>mfw I always delete pic related after posting it

>>34564433
Same. You never know when you might need 'em and I sure as hell am not gonna go take one in the heat of the moment if I'm in public.

They're also nice to look at.

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>>34563719
This guy made a really hot toilet licking video once, I was watching it before I made this video.

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Just some stuff like this really

>>34564579
>They're also nice to look at.
Maybe yours is nice, mine is average as fuck.

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Oh shit nigs is it dog thread time?

>tfw so robot and lifeless that i dont have any friends so i dont need nor own a phone

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>>34565275
>not having a cheap smartphone for memes on the go when your away from your comp to take a shit

it's mostly selfies, screenshots and fashion pictures

>>34563719
>shitskin
who wouldve thought

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all I have are pictures of my work schedule and images saved from 4chan

please end me

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In before nazi

>>34564528
Thats an eagle

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Jeff wtf man. Why haven't you done this to me?

>>34563704
Who would ever say that ?
Even normies usually have lots of embarrassing stuff on their phones. If it's not porn it's stuff they sent to their bfs/gfs. Nobody seriously thinks that kind of request is "normal." Stacies are probably poking fun at you deliberately

>>34563719
YOOOOOOOOO JEROEN LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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my name rhymes with chad. and this is my stacy.

>>34566963
You called me Jeroen before, what does this mean?

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I have my phone set up for normie mode. Then I have the knox thing with all my shit in.

Pic related my normie mode gallery

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Well I'm fucked.

Gas the kikes race war now

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My old phone had anime girls, so that wouldn't have turned out well.
But with my new one all I have are some comfy pics.

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>>34563719
I think you broke my soul

>>34568084
>on /r9k/
>soul not already broken
Get the fuck out you failed normie.

>>34567410
That's some nice stacy bewbs!

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>tfw it's about 90% pictures of this girl

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>mfw they see all my trump/fashy memes
>tfw "white" hispanic

Its actually happened to me before, always a good excuse to begin redpilling people

>>34563961
Nobody. OP is just imagining what "normies" do.

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>>34563704

I have this. But I'm not sure why

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>>34568310
>Notice pixiv filename
>iqdb
>find this guy pixiv (he uses his picture as the first mermaid)
>Nothing but mermaid and merman (mostly merman) shit

>post-dank memes
>pictures of the things i bake
>pictures of my chili plants
ok ... ok ....... ok?

>>34569095
>>pictures of the things i bake
are you a grill?

>>34569143
no, i like baking, i make really good olive bread. baking is really comfy

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>>34564333
Are we posting our pups?

>>34564748
That a bull terrier? Love those fuckin things man.

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>>34563719
Papa Nurgle approves

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>>34569180
>>34569143
>>34569095
pictures of stuff ive baked

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>>34569273
these were pretty good but i nead to spread the salt more evenly

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>>34569304
i have a dought rising right now with black olives, sundried tomatoes and basil

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>>34569273
>>34569304
Bread looks tasty anon.

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>>34563704
Use this to annoy some people

>>34569340
thanks! baking is really comfy, slow, methodical, takes all day so perfect for NEETs

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Photo of my keyboard and my phone wallpaper.

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>>34569181
I'll join that bandwagon

>>34564367
>>34564389
cute doggos anon
i bet they're good boys