Get used to it, boys. Women rule.

>>34563008
>tfw most women dont like to get eaten out
>tfw the ones that do only want chad to do it

>>34563008
Women rule what? you didn't finish

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>>34563008
>ywn know how it feels to kneel before a woman as she stands over you and pleasure her orally

I JUST WANNA EAT THE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34563031
this is a new level of autism, like honestly have you ever met a woman

>>34563064
>have you ever met a woman
You're a fucking autist. You're on r9kkk. Do you really have to ask?
Fuck you.

I'm a girl, and that picture makes me uncomfortable as fuck.

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>>34563082
Why? Because she's standing? Do you prefer to sit on their face?

any robot would be immediately arrested if they asked to go down on a grill

this is my fetish. anyone got more stuff like this :o

>>34563119
>if they asked
You're the guy. You don't ask, you simply do.

>>34563064
Most women hate their bodies and can barely look at themselves in the mirror, 50% have disgusting discoloured roasties as well. You really think they want a betaboy down there?

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>>34563356
I'd love to get pegged in school. Imagine if that reward was waiting for you every day in school. Anything else would be bearable, even doing presentations

>>34563356

reddit /r/freeuseFonM/top/?sort=top&t=all

>>34563064
He's right though. Most of them really don't like it because they feel embarrassed for their bodies. It took me a long time to convince my gf.

>>34563410
Going by that logic, All women loves getting head. Cause my ex absolutly loved it.

>>34563031
What the fuck are you talking about? Women love getting eaten out.

>>34563008
Women only want to dominate us financially but still want to be submissives in bed, not going to happen ever, it's biology, they want their cake and eat it too without ever having to justify their double standard logic

Almost any woman could ask almost any guy, regardless of their relationship or social status, to take his dick out and masturbate while she watches and he would probably do it

Women are the superior sex

>>34563008
That chap is actually sucking a feminine penis.

>>34563781

it's called a clit anon

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>>34563093
Not 'her', but this it does look uncomfortable, deprives you of properly looking at her body and seems somewhat submissive too, not to mention it would be hard on your knees.

Then again, I'm a virgin autist, but I think this is how I'd do it.

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>>34563052
>tfw she press your head harder against her pussy when she starts to cum
I hope you will know this feel Anon, because that's worth it

>>34563798
Some girls have penises. Please check your calendar anon!

>>34563966
Some autists think they're nazis. Cuz it's 2017.

>>34563008
This picture is so frighteningly sad

God I feel bad for that kid

>>34563008
Kill yourself. I hope you get aids from deepthroat cock and then no one will ever love you.

>>34564077

don't feel bad for him, he probably feels bad for you

he is ear deep in asian pussy in the hallway of his school. You are most likely a 25 year old virgin with an anime bodypillow.

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>>34563922
Holy shit lol.
blox

I wish women ruled. It would be cool if I had no expectations of me and I was allowed to be lazy and a "homemaker" or whatever.

>>34563447
>Chokers are in fashion right now
>Choke me daddy literally a normie girl meme
>Dom in the streets sub in the sheets XDDDDD
HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
THERE IS NOTHING MORE BORING THAN A SUBMISSIVE WOMAN

>>34564176
>women
>no expectations of me
heh

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>>34564130
Came here to say this. Contrary to the assumptions of robots, some people enjoy eating pussy for its own sake.

>>34564209
I would rather have my expectations be "be pretty and motherly" than "go out and get a job and be a family man and climb the social ladder"

>>34564259
If women ruled the expectation would continue to be "go out and get a job and be a family man and climb the social ladder". In fact, that expectation would probably increase.

>>34564176
>Women rule the earth
>All males forced into servitude
>Attractive 9/10+ males are forced to be sex slaves
>The rest are forced into menial slave labor
I'll pass. Extremely high chance I'd be a slave right now.

>>34564296
but men rule the earth currently and we haven't forced women into slavery, sexual or otherwise

Stupid normies itt, smdh.

>>34563410
Stop dating fat girls

>>34564380
I don't know if you've noticed, but men and women are different. Men generally value women as a whole and will fight and die to protect them. The only men considered valuable by a woman are the ones currently taking care of her needs; the rest are irrelevant.

>>34564296
>Attractive 9/10+ males are forced to be sex slaves
>The rest are forced into menial slave labor

Doesn't sound all that different to what we have already, honestly.

>>34563008
Fine by me. I love eating pussy.

>>34565457
how about ones that have had semen inside of them before?

might as well be a cuck imo

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>>34565484
>getting this triggered that someone like eating pussy
>calls them a cuck for no reason

>>34565556
honey, nobody wants to eat out your creamypied cunt just a fact

>>34565581
i can't understand this

so do you assume every woman you meet has a freshly creampied vag and for this reason you won't go down on them?

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>>34565581
> I'm a girl
When did I ever say I was a girl mate?

>>34565599
Don't worry, anon. Not being able to understand the thought process of mentally disturbed individuals is a good thing.

>>34565581
I've eaten out pussy after blowing a load inside it myself.
No
Fucks
Given

>>34563093
because it's much better to be able to lay back and spread your legs and have him get right in there. The standing position really doesn't allow you to spread your legs and he can't get a good tongue/pussy angle.

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>>34565676
>eating your own cum

>>34565599
what is hard to understand?
if you know the vagina you are about to lick has been covered in another mans cum, you are going to have a hard time eating it out.

just the way some men work anon.

>>34565685
You sure do know a lot a out this. Care to tell the thread about how you gained this knowledge?

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>>34565711
You do know women don't just walk around with cum in their pussies right?

>>34565727
By laying on my back with my legs spread. How did you think?

>>34565599
Yeah that's how these r9kucks think

>eating pussy
>puttin your mouth where dick has been

How does it feel to be literally a fag?

>>34565745
>has been covered
just the visual alone is enough to turn some men off.

the only cum allowed near the vagina I'm eating is mine.

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>>34565746
This is bait and robots will still fall for it after I say it's bait.
>>34565791
Well you came out of a dick so you're already a super faggot.

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>>34563008
>he unironically eats pussy
>>34563410
>they feel embarrassed for their bodies
as they should be

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Boys are weaker than girls. They are built to be slaves.

>>34565828
I want to be a girl's slave!

>>34565807
>This is bait and robots will still fall for it after I say it's bait.
I just answered the guy's fucking question.

>>34565825
>you would not eat pussy if your wife don't ask you
>>34565849
You're most likely a faggot rping aswell hoping for (You)s.

>>34565807
>Well you came out of a dick

I was born out of a vagina, I don't know what kind of freak show your birth was.

>>34565860
>you would not eat pussy if your wife don't ask you
what is this even supposed to mean

>>34565909
Mistyped. So if your walife asked you to eat her out you would not do it? I'm guessing you never had sexual before because lust over comes you and you would to a ton of things you would not normally do.

>>34565863
>he does not know he was a sperm in his daddy balls before he went inside his mother to be born
Don't pay any attention in biology did ya?

>>34563410
> My hideous fat ass girlfriend is embarrassed about her body therefore most other women are embarrassed about their bodies

>>34565941
>So if your walife asked you to eat her out you would not do it? I'm guessing you never had sexual before because lust over comes you and you would to a ton of things you would not normally do.
despite your best efforts i think i understand you

it's still really gay even if i'd probably do it

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>>34565999
It's hard to type with bear paws. Also eating a woman out is one of the most non-gay things a male can do.

>>34563031

I don't know whose asshole you pulled that little factoid out of, but you couldn't be more wrong. Most women LOVE being eaten out; sometimes as much as if not more than fucking. And here's the real kicker: if you get good at it, you'll have a lot more sexual control in the relationship.

>>34566047
>Also eating a woman out is one of the most non-gay things a male can do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_in_ancient_Rome#Cunnilingus_and_fellatio

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>>34566056
>caring about stuff that happen in ancient Rome
They also said having a big dick meant you were a savage because they were all small dick having manlets if I recall.

>>34566090
>They also said having a big dick meant you were a savage because they were all small dick having manlets if I recall.
truly a better time

>>34565793

If you're visualizing another man's dick and thinking about having his semen in your mouth while you have your face buried in a woman's pussy, then you are so far in the closet that you're riding a talking lion.

>>34566140
>you are faggot
k toastie w/e you say.

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>>34566129
> he does not have a big dick

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>>34566047

i know who you are femanon, no need to play pretend

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>>34566179
>he isn't a manlet
absolutely barbaric

>>34566209
I'm 100% sure I'm a big hairy black male.

>>34563031
I actually kind of suspect my bf is so good at cunnilingus because he is a tubby socially maladjusted sperg.
Just like how everybody thinks fat ugly unlovable girls like me suck dick best.

>>34563410
kill kys

>>34566209
Also forgot to add is there a female anon saving my bear pictures and posting them when I'm alseep?

>>34565685

You're not wrong, but there's a nice emotional component to doing it standing. Idunno, just something about the spontaneity and kneeling before the girl to please her as she looms over me. I mean, I wouldn't want to do it standing every single time, but it's nice for some variety now and then.

That said, I much prefer having a girl sit on my face than lay on her back; it's easier on my neck.

>>34566232

You sure? Because thats not what you were saying in another thread i saw you in

Post more girl bullies.

>>34563922
The wobbly arms on the right made me giggle

>>34566211
Well I'm only 5'10 so there is that. But img a big guy so that makes up for it.
>>34566278
Care to post it?

>>34564130
Not at all

If anything, faggot.. it should be the other way around. This poor kid is getting his face shoved in muff instead of getting his dick sucked he's on his knees too, in desperation. Its pathetic

Who the fuck are you anyway, to even support this.. what kind of nu-male are you exactly that this doesn't come across as desperate. You must have absolutely zero dignity. Pretty sure you are the animu faggot here you fucking nu-male faggot piece of shit.

I will commend you for trying but you just went down without even swinging.. in the process, you made yourself even more pathetic than the kid in this picture. You fucking stupid twink

>>34566284


No need to, you blew your cover here >>34566261 already. Oddly specific that you thought it was the bear pics, i could have recognized you by writing style as well.

>>34564230
That's like saying you like liver or broccoli. There's surely those few sad fucks who do enjoy that shit, but for the most part everyone just eats some when offered just to be polite..

>>34566245
>Fat girls suck the best dick
Nobody thinks this. You're not gonna jump on that shit unless we stick it in a hotdog bun and throw some ketchup and mustard on top.

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>>34566310
I'm a guy anon. Let me put my trip on for a second. No idea who you think I am mate.

>>34564130
Its not even the fact that he's eating pussy.. its that he's not only doing it IN PUBLIC, but he's on his fucking knees sucking off his girlfriend..

Its sad dude.. this kid should be getting his dick sucked. How fucking cucked are you unbelievably pathetic faggots that you will get ON YOUR KNEES in a school when that girl should be on hers.. Fucking these fucking gay ass kids its so startling that you even gave me that fucking faggot response.

If I was your dad and you showed me that picture and told me exactly what you just said, I would take you out back with absolutely no explanation and beat the living shit out of you for being such a pussy

>tfw no popular alpha feminist ideology with dominant bully amazon adherents exist

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>>34566332
A ton of people think that fat girls give the best head. The fuck have you been that you don't know that?

>>34564130
Did you even fucking read the caption I want an answer faggot.. I want you to answer me and tell me why you are such a nu-male faggot..

>>34566332
I've heard others say it in normie media, I've had people make the lewd joke at me whenever they see me eating anything phallic, I've had hobos scream it at me and then chase me around.

>>34566269
if my quads are up to it I'll do the face sitting. I'll admit if you've got a talented guy on the bottom it's nice.

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>"Lick my clit anon, you uggo fucking slut"

>>34566335

femanons cant use trips? i dont see what this is supposed to prove

>>34566318
>he doesn't like broccoli

Are you 8? Broccoli is delicious you pathetic child

>>34566402
I'm not posting my dick if that's what you're asking.

>>34566422

you mean your clit right?

>trying this hard to hide your gender on r9k

shiggy

I like the idea of eating pussy but whenever I go to do it I just lose my boner right away

>>34563008
I want a qt girl to bully me. Kick me, slap me, beat me into submission.

It sucks that dominant girls are nothing but a meme IRL.

>>34566299
>>34566340

Wow. It takes some serious mental gymnastics for a permavirgin to make a sexually active kid out to be a loser / faggot / less of a man. You should be in the Olympics with those gymnastics.

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>>34566449
Well here is my hand ya bundle of sticks.

>>34566497
cut your nails, niggerfaggot

>>34566487
No I just hope your dad beats the shit out of you for being so fucking gay dude.. I just literally needed to tell you that. That answer you gave me is literally the most faggot shit I HAVE EVER heard on this board.

Seriously dude, you are a fucking faggot

>>34563008
>being a vagina slave
>not knowing sex is a tool women use against men to manipulate and control men

>>34566508
No and you can't make me! I'm wild and free!

>>34566517
calm down johnny

>>34563057
BUT THEY DON'T EVEN CARE

>>34563394
If you gave me a choice between doing a presentation publicly and getting pegged privately for the same grade, I'd actually consider it.

>>34566529
I am glad we are in agreement, because in order for you to call me a permavirgin and still retain your dignity to not get on your fucking knees.. in a public hallway, while your girlfriend stands over you looking like a fucking dude getting his dick sucked.. Those are some real mental gymnastics right there.

I am trying to help you because if someone ever heard you say that, you would probably die, don't ever say this is remotely ok ever again. When you eat pussy, you do it when shes sitting on your face or lying on her back, or just has her ass in your face.. Never looking like a fucking dude pulling his fucking shirt up

You need to go sit in the corner for 20 minutes for that.. Like I hope you see what I am saying.

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this is how i eat

>>34566587
Its just get on your knees

Not: Not get on your knees

>>34566603
This is a really good picture.

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>>34566449
>females on this board
how new are you?

>>34566628
Well there are females here they just don't post much. I have like 3 added on kik. Not they are are robots but they are females.

>>34566449

what does "shiggy" mean?

>>34563410
FUCKING GET OUT AND DO IT ORIGINALLY

>>34566527

You were never free. Now back to the cotton fields nigger.

>>34566340
fucking originally kekked

>>34566517

What is the deal with your father fixation? Do you have daddy issues, anon? Did your father ostracize you because you were such a disappointment?

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>>34566673
NO, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FEMALE ON THIS BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34566245
>like how everybody thinks fat ugly unlovable girls like me suck dick best

The fuck?!

>>34566781
Their reasoning is that we have a lot to prove.

>>34566279
came here to say this originally

>>34566747
Alright man, the gun is already pointed at you this is just like a more useless attempt at damage control that you will ever find on /pol/

You are the kind of his kid who will, later in life, get on his knees to marry some blown out bitch at the ripe age of 30..

If you think it is ok for women to take masculine roles and "dominate" you words can not even express how fucked you are

The dad thing, well he obviously failed in teaching you how to be a man, so looks like I have to

>>34566803
Thank you, I'm glad I'm not the only one.
I'd like to see more.

I thought I had the video of the Russian girl making the other kiss her feet.

>>34565828
If a bitch did that to me, I'd be sure to give her back that pain. Immediately. Specifically in some manner that'd ensure a broken nose.

>>34566797
no one originally thinks that, though.

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>>34566854
ayy lmao more for me too pls

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>>34566903
I fucking hate that I have the kind of autism that keeps me trapped in pointless disgusting arguments.

>>34566845

lol@ permavirgin telling me that I'm a failure as a man.

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>>34566981
>100% completely a myth made by fat girls. being fat doesnt change the size of your throat, and if anything having a fat face makes it worse because she has less control of her muscles since theyre so stretched.
>cant fit it in like big mama can
thats so disgusting, roasties could say the same thing. its the fattys version of throwing a hotdog down a hallway. except its worse

>>34566981
Huh.

Well, I'll be damned. That's the first time I've ever heard of it.

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>>34567037
didnt mean to greentext the first part. but yeah if anything being thin gives you more muscle control and it makes you tighter.
fatties cant give proper head. i cant imagine how disgusting it would be

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>gf makes you suck her dick in public AGAIN

sigh

>>34567080
All I posited was that people THINK fat girls give good head.
I'm sure with the progress of degeneracy that in 2020 or whatever, there will be some kind of fuck olympics and we'll all know empirically who gives the best head.

>>34567023
You realize like you can't actually use that as a legitimate argument right

You lost this a long time ago, I am trying to help you not be gay but

>Cock lust too strong anon
>Dad didn't teach me how to be a man
>But you're somehow the faggot

Great argument by the way, you think you actually offended me by calling me a permavirgin when you are going to grow up getting cucked

This is for me not you

>>34563031
My last gf really disliked it

>>34567572
I hate when I fuck up my posts now I am the one who just cucked himself

FUCK

This kid is still a total faggot by the way

>>34567572
That wasn't intended to be an argument. That was literally me laughing out loud at you. You telling me that I'm not manly enough is like a midget telling me that I'm too short or a literal retard telling me that I'm dumb. It's not only stupid, it's laughably stupid.

Now what's equally stupid but not as funny is all your "hurr durr every single guy with a sex life is getting cheated on hurr durr durr". The only people who spew that shit are permavirgins trying to convince themselves that they're better off jacking off to furry porn in their parents' basement. I'm not sure if you're so stupid that you actually believe it or so asspained with envy that you want to tear down anyone with a happy sex life. Either way, it's really sad; and I would pitty you if we weren't such a jackass about it.

>>34567707
Guess I got the IDs mixed up man I thought you were that faggot kid

My sincerest apologies, literally I thought you were that gay kid but clearly you aren't

>>34566056
>ancient_Rome
They got their assess kicked by barbarians, so why should we care what they thought?

>>34567707
I mean I am kind of right though at the same time, Im not saying don't go have sex

My entire point was if you get in the hallway on your knees and are desperate enough to assume that "you are getting pussy so its not gay" to eat some chick out in the hallway while she pulls her shirt up looking like a dude and even looking around the corner like a dude would you might as well be sucking a fucking dick

That was my retort to the supposed comment I thought you were making to me, when it wasn't you who even said it.

>>34567782
>They got their assess kicked by barbarians
no their cucked lanklet descendants did after they hired barbarians to fight their wars for them

>>34566876
>I'd be sure to give her back that pain
You can't, because you're a weak man and a woman doesn't have any equivalent weak spot except for her well protected ovaries.

>Everyone ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

>>34565941
go practice english somewhere else fag

I love eating my girlfriend. She hasn't let me fuck her in two years. Our sex life is my eating her pussy and she gives me a quick blowjob after if I do a good job. I always finish in my hand like a good boy too.

>>34563616
>any woman could make any man masturbate by asking him
wow dude how many layers of autism are you on

>>34566497
ugh fucking nigger

>>34563616
>any woman could ask almost any guy, regardless of their relationship or social status, to take his dick out and masturbate while she watches and he would probably do it
Roastie here, if this were true I'd probably do it all the time for a laugh.

>>34568264
>implying her whole body isn't basically a weak point

>>34563008
>tfw pretty much all women are disgusted by gentle femdom
>tfw I will NEVER get a mommy gf