Alright, fastest way to die. Go.
Literally just jump. That's it. Find a high enough place and fall headfirst. There is nothing simpler.
Do nothing
All the normies will be tricked into thinking you're happily living but you're actually killing yourself. Not even an autopsy can discover this.
>>34562831
fucking hell this is too sinister for me
anon how do you live with urself
tru saikapat
>>34562804
Gunshot to the side of the head so you can avoid looking at the gun and having second thoughts. Instant. Blowing your brains out can leave a big hole in the side of your head, very messy and you're likely to open your eyes as you pull the trigger.
Jumping from a sufficient height, even a few floors will be lethal if you land head first, but ideally you want a high enough building that you'll die regardless of how you land. A few seconds of freefall. Worst preservation of your body.
Slicing a deep cut down through an artery with a knife. Minute or so before you pass out, a few minutes before you die from blood loss. Best preserves your body and the most "peaceful" death that doesn't involve memes like barbeques or helium tanks.
>>34562804
be born
you have to die now, congradulations
Shotgun to the head is the only option, unless you're just a woman doing it for attention.