You find a job yet? oregano

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>>34560621
This is my face when I was forced to work in a factory, but I then realized it was only a bad dream.

no, im going to this community in sweden for young people and I get paid for going there. All we do is hang out and do job planning. It's pretty sweet. I live at home but I get cash to spend aswell.

>>34560621
Nope. I installed adblock on my router though.

>>34561887
on your router

>>34560621
Work later today and it fucking sucks and I know I am not going to sleep

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>>34561913
OpenWrt and other GNU/Linux based custom firmwares are a thing anon.

>>34561872
Vad pratar du om exakt?

But mooooooommmm im working on my "portfolio" not smoking weed and playing video games! Now shut the door its too light in here already!

>>34560621
Yep, I'm in. Still an unpaid internship at this point but I am employed.

>>34560621
No. I need to finish a trade certification and then lie on my resume. Working on it though!

>>34562460
The ultimate cuck works for free.

>tfw Jewish companies regularly cycle interns to save hiring someone with a salary

>>34562731
how are you going to get away with lying

tfw captcha is Chada Expert

>>34560621
no but my inbox is full of rejection letters

>"stop making excuses"
>"you're not even trying to get a job"
>"its easy to get one"
>"i can walk into any place right now and get a job if i wanted"

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not even trying to get a job desu

>>34563132
what are you going to do when your parents die
genuine question senpai

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>>34561862
No, I asked around didn't find anything. Some guy called me 2 weeks ago but I couldn't go because I was down with the flu. There was another one, they said they'll see and call me back, but that was 3 days ago. I'm a skilled construction worker, do some woodwork, in the past (one year ago) I worked in gardening, water systems, a bit of electricity work too, and have a license to operate heavy machinery, still, can't find shit.

>>34561862
intrigued?

>>34562869
No trust me it's all going to pan out once they find something for me to do

>>34563674
shit meant to tag OP

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>>34563222
then I will leach from government

Love these threads!

Unemployed for a year soon. Handed out close to two hundered resumes. Called maybe 30 companies. I even have a degree in nature science but they all want you to have work experience wich I haven't.

>>34563010
Have you actually went in physically or just doing have ass'd attempts on your computer?

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>tfw salary
>tfw 2 weeks off
>tfw literally (l i t e r a l l y) getting paid to shitpost right now

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>>34564724
>tfw paycheck + tax refund landed today
>tfw expecting a raise for next check

>>34563010
you a graduate? when i finished school i couldn't get a job so I ended up delivering pizzas with a lot of debt.

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>>34560621
>apply for job
>have to fill out race/ethnicity
>put multiethnic because I'm Anglo/German mix

>>34562949
>research malls, retail jobs that have closed down
>put them on resume

>tfw got a job at a fish and chip shop without an interview but stopped getting shifts after 2 months
i worked for fucking 3 hours in January
i fucking hate the chinks that own the place, they cant even speak bloody english

>>34565079
>country gets overrun by Mexicans
>have to learn their language to get a job

I truly despise these people.

>>34564343
spotted the boomer.
>walk in and ask to apply
>90% of the time they tell you to do it online

>>34565192
>boomer logic
word. my dad got fed up and didnt believe me so he dragged me around different places. they all told me to apply online. he sat there confused after awhile and blamed me anyway.

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>>34560621
Yes but not a good one. Won't be surprising if I become a neet in the near future, unable to adapt to the real world and progress like a normal person.

been working for like six months and half

made around like 10k

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>get interview from panda express
>don't get the job
>tfw 26

>>34566292
Is that a lot

I don't even know what money is worth anymore

>>34563222
I will inherent over 900k worth of money and assets when mother dies. Feelsgoodman going to live a luxurious NEET life forever.

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>>34560621
no , had an interview after a long time and these cunts decided they would make a group interview

9 nerds in a fucking room for an IT job , " draw me a person under the rain and write down salary aspirations"

didnt get a call back , CV was better than everyones elses and i know this because this bitch literally read each of them out loud
I probably drew one raindrop too many and that means im going to show up with an AK one day and spray these faggots or maybe that guy in the interview who actually knew the person in charge of the interview in real life got the job even though he hadnt even finished highschool or any other type of studies
WHO KNOWS RIGHT?

fuck everything

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Who else /NEETmasterrace/ here?

>>34566638
>" draw me a person under the rain and write down salary aspirations"
How the fuck is this useful at all for an IT job interview?

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>>34564278
>>>>>> they all want you to have work experience wich I haven't
>This
The 10 jobs I tried to get into said I needed at least 150 hours of experience. How the fuck do I get experience if no one even hires me????

>>34560621
Yes I did. Life is still shit, even though I am more distracted now. Probably should kms.

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>almost 1000eur/month in neetbux until sept.
>slightly lower than minimum wage.
>350 eur a month in living expenses.

Tfw it's not even worth it to find a job until the neetbux runs out.

I've had one for 3 years. Nothing changed.

>>34568560
where do you live?

oi

>>34567857
https://brightside.me/wonder-quizzes/this-draw-a-person-in-the-rain-test-will-reveal-your-true-self-271710/
If a company asked me to do this I would shit onto the interviewers table and get out of there.

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Today is my day off and I'm going to the mall to spend my wagiecuck bux on clothes :3

>>34568560
>get 800eur/month in neetbux
>500eur a month in living expensives
where the fuck do u live, why dont i get that much

I work in a nightclub
I'm around normies all the time

>>34561872
Are you talking about the Ung framtid projekt?

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>>34560621

>motivated after new year
>10 year gap to explain
>was self employed for 4 of those years
>been told not to put self employed down on cv as some places will look down on you
>have had to apply for 30 different job search sites and fill in my details
>jobs have completely different forms that auto complete can't figure out so you have to do it manually
>some jobs want to give you a questionnaire at the end and if you don't meet their un-known score system it denies you to complete the application
>some let you upload a CV only for it auto fill you details and what ever system they are using doesn't read you cv correcttly and puts you job title as your name and phone number as work experince or just doesn't bother with some parts of it
>some forms don't let you submit without references
>most jobs have completely made up titles so it makes searching for them harder

Just let me hand in a CV to the store please or upload a cv without all this extra bullshit


I am going to kill myself

>>34571568

this some of them take 20-30 min to complete and deny you submission, some times it will go well and when you hit submit the page leads to a dead link

>>34571568

don't forget the ones with a time out session when you get stuck on how to answer one of the questions

>>34571568
Yeah, I'd probably give waging a try if it weren't so stressful and difficult to even get a basic starter minimum wage job.

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>>34571568


I finally got an interview once after a month of nothing at it went into my spam folder and missed it

only interview I got called for that year

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>anon what where doing for all those years? hanging out with your friends?
>give me that shocked look
>I'll call you back
>it never happens

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Yes, already 6 shifts a week
hopefully next week I will work up to 4 shifts

evrey day I feel like shit when I waking up at 5:10 AM.
I hope next week I also will have afternoon shifts.

I just feel indifferent and soulless at work, But I guess it's better than bullying and not fitting at work(socially)
9

>>34561872
I was in a some sort of "collge" for people with difficulties, the program supposed to give you tools and frendly enviorment for does who learn there(there is also some professional course)
I 'was paid for going there for a few months, now I working because I need to "mature" and show them that I can persist and if want to learn some course or degree in a few months I will get paid as well.

this is in Israel.

Yup, SC Myrtle Beach
I start in June

>>34561968
You can disable ads through DNS as well

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I got a job last year and now I don't either energy or time to play the game so I bought with the money that I earned from my job

And so I will be getting my income tax which will make it worse

>>34566535
Below decent. Enough to get by if you only have a car, insurance and live at home

>>34571568
>no license so most jobs are off limits for me
>F's on college transcript, can't afford to transfer out of state, and no other good college options
>all other jobs have shot me down
i've dug myself in a hole

>>34565050
that's hilarious

>>34572982

It gets worse If you don't find one after and have to explain what the gap is

and you can't say job searching because it implies other jobs didn't want you

>>34560621
I'm employed at the ministry of finance of my country
I get to dress in big boy clothes and play the depressed bourgeois
In reality I live in a garage

>>34565128
Haha cumskins getting overrun. Learn spic you unemployed bitch.

yes i have job. pay is okay, it's very cushy, not unpleasant, i'm treated well there, lots of free time. but still i wish i were NEET. being a perma KV robot makes it painful to go out into the world. especially toward the end of weekends i feel a serious dread about having to go back to the weekly routine, even though nothing about it is bad at all.

i mostly like my job even, but still having to go through the weekly routine as if i'm a normie makes me want to kill myself.

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>applied as customs officer the 2nd time because dream job
>written
>ace that shit despite 2 hours of sleep
>interview
>nervous af
>spaghetti yet again
>answer the exact opposite of what they want to hear

Oh boy
The letter is coming next week, but my I just know my dream most likely won't come true

How do i fake a disability to get the bux

yes
software engineer

still a total recluse

What's it like to work in a factory, or other low skilled jobs?

I'm thinking of trying to be a stocker, supposedly night stocking is the best shit for robots

>>34573653
Kek same

>employed by the Federal government in my country in an executive role
>still live in my mums basement

>>34565192
You still ask to talk to the manager dipshit. You know, the guy who actually looks at the resumes online? Introduce yourself and ask if they're hiring, tell them a little about yourself and that you're interested in working.

>>34560621
No, still working at my 2 days a week shitty part time job.

>>34574883
Don't run from your fears, confront them

>>34575470
No thanks. I'm fine forever having my fears

>>34560621
>Get a well paid job
>Only piecework, not enough to get by
>Need more hours
>Employer will give extra hours doing unskilled work for a pittance
>Doing far more unskilled hours than skilled hours
>Both blue and white collar now
>Still poor though

Work is a crummy meme

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I got a job but no one trusts me enough to give me any bigger responsibilities. i feel like im on downtime most of the time
>ask someone if they need help
>"theres nothing really left today its a slow day blah blah"
>they are working on something else
>ask what it is
>its either "too important" or "i wouldnt understand it yet"
fucking pieces of shit. the lot of them

>>34575689
What do I do in this situation? Have I fallen for a trick? Am I in a dead end position now where everyone will lose respect for me and I'll eke out my days doing Charlie work?

>>34575851
>>34575689
what the fuck is the job/industry?

>>34575871
Imagine any industry where there's a decently paid office/ graduate part and also a warehouse/ no qualifications part.

>>34575900
i cant, thats why i asked you

i am a professional and ive literally never heard of a working arrangement like you've described

im not going to be able to doxx you because you say what industry you're in. stop being so paranoid

>>34575931
If your reassurances were enough for me to stop being paranoid I would be doing better in life. While I won't tell you, I will give you an example: Dunder Mifflen in television's 'The Office' includes the eponymous office part and then, being a paper firm there's also a warehouse filled with people who move the paper. That said, I would accept that it's an unusual arrangement that I'm in, because the boss is a bit of an entrepreneur with his fingers in a few different pies. Thus, if one pie is full I can put my berries in another. They're all in his oven after all.

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>decide that it's finally time to move on
>have no skills or real education so Walmart it is
>get a call back that very day
>the second the dude said i should come in i zoned out
>realized that i'd rather kill myself than wagecuck
>get a gym membership and start working out
>call cousin and talk about the military
>he sells me on the Marines, NAVY is a secondary choice
>have committed myself to becoming a Marine
>am actually excited about the future

If this somehow doesn't pan out i'm going to live as a forest wizard. I refuse to wagecuck. That's not happening. Not ever. I need a non-meme purpose in life.

>>34575931
Yo, I'm not that poster, but imagine you work at a small business with a limited staff-- let's say like a microbrewery for context. You get hired to do graphic design for bottle labels and packaging, but they don't make enough different options to keep you occupied for any appreciable length of time. Bossman says you can help load trucks in the time you're not designing, because while they don't always need new labels and packaging, they DO always have shipments to fill.

There's an application for a pet grooming apprentice. Should I go for it?

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>>34576184
Yes . Cuties the lot of them =^,^= :3

>>34576152
>Implying enlightened NEET and survin muh freedomz aren't both meme reasons for living

>>34576152
>couldnt hack Walmart
>thinks he will survive in the military
KEK

YOU will flake out within a month

>>34564343
They literally disqualify you for this. Walking in and applying in person when the proper method is online applications is the worst thing you can possibly do. They throw those straight in the trash, assuming the applicant can't follow basic instructions. Fuck off boomer.

>>34576253
>Tfw tried to join the military when I was 23
>Tfw denied because of 3 psych ward stays, autism, schizophrenia, and a ton of health concerns
>Tfw wouldn't even be drafted if the mainland was invaded because I'm exempt from all service

Even the military knows I'm useless.

>>34576253
I'll give myself a heart attack before I drop this which has almost happened as of yesterday