Depression test

52, yeah, kinda right
just wish i was dead. lots of things seem hollow now and the ability to experience new sensations are dulled. My social skills are blunted. ehhhhhhhh

Dr.Goldberg's depression test says you need to get on ssris now goy

>>34557485
56, huh. Oh well, suicide brings on many changes.

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>>34557485
>50
>Moderate to severe depression


But I can still feel and I don't constantly think about suicide. This test is bogus

>>34557485
I got a 41 but was being fairly modest with my answers. I wish I was dead more than I was alive.

54 That disturbed sleep question took me forever to understand

75

feels bad man

i don't wanna take jew pills though, maybe i'll should try exercising

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Hahaha 69

Release me.

>>34557614
i should*

original

>>34557485
>You have reached level 84 on the Goldberg scale.

fucking jews.

>You have reached level40on the Goldberg scale.


You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.

You have the symptoms of moderate to severe depression.

Oh wow, hah, never thought I would get to this stage.

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64 here please kill my life

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>>34557485
>believing on online tests

62 here
What is it supposed to even prove really

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I got 64 on Goldberg's Depression test

"You have reached level 85 on the Goldberg scale.


You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly."

My insurance lapsed so I had to quit taking my antidepressants. It was fine at first but it is no longer fine

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>>34557485
54, I just wanted to run in front of a fucking bus over the weekend. I told my oneitis I went crazy over the weekend and I think she assumed I meant I got wasted but I was seriously considering just ending it. Haven't felt such a strong mixture of anger, frustration, sadness and depression in a long while. Usually the bad moods come and go throughout the day/week but that was just non-stop intrusive thundering of negative emotion.

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>"You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly."

i only put slightly for the suicide part wtf

26 and Need Help Immediately

>>34558286
also level 13 desu yo

>>34557485
>42
This number has some significance to me, used to be a big fan of Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy and I see it pop up every so often.

I'm honestly not too terribly surprised.

>>34557485
Got a 74, and I thought I was answering really moderately for how I feel. I've attempted suicide in the past before. Tried med overdose but failed and realized that method is just for attention seeking faggots. Then tried hanging myself but was too tall and hit the ground, cutting open the side of my leg and putting a hole in my wall instead.
I don't feel like I'm depressed though. Just like a genuinely shitty person, but I'm just cool watching whatever the fuck happens in life.

76

I can not be helped.

46
>The condition seems to cause serious problems in your everyday life, and you should consult your doctor immediately.

Meh, sometimes. I've been dealing with this for quite a while. Probably because I tend to have pikes in my mood daily. I don't feel depressed at all, desu.

>>34557485
>60
Thats based how how Ive been feeling for the past year, but this week has been a good week

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>82

heh, that's funny. A way to rank depression when depression is hardly a numbers game

>>34557485
86
My dog is going to die soon. I wonder if I'll feel anything at all.

The jews test says I got 54.

>>34557485
78, Should i just end it?
OREGANO COMMENT

>>34557485
56
funny, i thought that i got a lot better regarding this past year

feels like the scale is a bit too strict

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63, having some fun over here.

70
I'm gay and autistic and want to die.

>All joy and pleasure seem to have disappeared from my life.

I didn't have any to begin with.

You have reached level 85 on the Goldberg scale.


You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.

You have the symptoms of severe depression. The condition seems to cause serious problems in your everyday life, and you should consult your doctor immediately.
To be honest I knew I would score really high from the start.

It gave me a 55 but I've definitely been geting less depressed. Weird, but I think I took it and got 80 before.

I'm actually pretty happy right now so it's odd that it put me in the highest category.

>>34557485
59
Do I win anything? Like a helium tank or something?

13

Thanks Shlomo.

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>34

That's less than I thought. Do I have a chance to live?

>0
>tfw recovering
time to leave /r9k/

>>34557485

>41

Sounds about right, don't think about suicide but generally review my life and think of how unfulfilled it is at this point and will continue being

>>34557485

58 as well

All aboard the pain train

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>You have the symptoms of severe depression. The condition seems to cause serious problems in your everyday life, and you should consult your doctor immediately.

yes goyim take these happy pills

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You have reached level 46 on the Goldberg scale.


You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.


>tfw seeked help
>doctor tells me it's temporary and due to stress
>been temporarily stressed for 6 years now

>63
i thought it would be lower desu

>>34560482

You have a shitty doctor m8

Get a second opinion

>Goldberg
Yes, goy! You are certainly depressed, come over and take these antidepressants to feel better goy! You NEED them because you are clearly depressed and need to keep in mind your mental health.

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Thought it would be lower, but I ain't trusting no online test, especially if it's by a (((Goldberg)))

i got 74 boys. Dunno if i should bother with my country's shitty westernized approach to mental health though. Everyone i know that went through the system seems to be worse off than when they went in. To be fair i think i'm handling it alright on my own, if im a 74 now i probably would've been at least 90 about a year ago. Tfw when it'll never go away though

I hit 54, right on the money

I've been unfeeling and unhappy for as long as i can remember though so it's no shocker to me

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>>34557485
You have reached level 49 on the Goldberg scale.

You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.

You have the symptoms of moderate to severe depression. The condition seems to cause serious problems in your everyday life, and you should consult your doctor immediately.

87
Fuck this bullshit (((depression test))) though.

>>34557485
70 but I am working on it?

You have reached level63on the Goldberg scale.


You are having suicidal thoughts. This is a serious warning sign, and you must seek help quickly.

You have the symptoms of severe depression.The condition seems to cause serious problems in your everyday life, and you should consult your doctor immediately.

>>34557485
59

i am probably projecting, imagining my worst moments

it is difficult to answer these tests honestly, you need someone to answer the questions for you

>>34557485
19, minor depression, can I still stay here?

It's amazing how drugs are literally saving me from going into deep depression. I think self-medicating has worked out for me, at least a little.

>>34557485
Also 58, just end me famalam

>>34557485
>Goldbergstein
lol ok (((doctror)))

71.
Life is far too long and drawn out. Jew pills do nothing so I pretend i'm okay on them to save any further hassle from the doctor. This is nobodys fault or problem but mine.

56
I've been on antidepressants for a long time and they made the suicidal thoughts go away but they sure don't cure depression

>26
Not taking your jew pills goldberg

>76
I have absolutely no interest in Jew pills and have no desire to change. This is who I am, for better or worse.