What are some people that were robots before 4chan?

Definitely Mozzers. I'd wager The Smiths are literally /r9k/: the band.

Morrissey is a literal SJW, not even remotely robotic. Nick Drake and Daniel Johnston are the only correct answers as far as musicians go.

>>34557300
Moz said that chinese people are subhuman and he's very nationalist.

He's not that SJW, anon.

>>34557300
>not even remotely robotic
>used to be locked in his room reading Oscar Wilde his entire youth
>virgin during the whole Smiths career
>not robotic

>>34557237
Definitely Issac newton because he died a virgin, and was a sad white man because he invented physics
>inb4 he stole physics from some jew probably

Douglas Pearce
>obsessed with nazi shit
>homosexual

>>34557407
True but he was still in a famous band. I generally think of robots as apathetic, uncreative losers that never accomplish much.

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Despite being presidents, Nixon and Coolidge were definitely robots.

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>>34558586
Nixon was a total chad.

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>>34559362
He was a complete square though. VP for 8 years under Eisenhower who saw it as his duty to serve well. Lost to JFK, made a great comeback, and got destroyed by the Jew media. He was a great man and redpilled. I aspire to be like Nixon.

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>>34559362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3IfB23W4c&channel=UCrKvKCJJ_Qe86LN2cHARmlw

>>34559362
Wow is that really him? I kinda hate him a little less now for banning psychs.

>>34559610
>oh this president was an attractive chad in his youth, lemme get a little succ and totally reverse my principles

What the hell, are you a normie slut or just a faggot?

>>34559673
Why can't I be a robot slut?

>>34559610
>>34559673
>>34559695
>druggie
>principals
See quote here >>34559411

>>34557237
there have been millions upon millions of them that slip through the cracks of history just like most normies and chads
if you think you know of one, they probably weren't a robot
retard

I unironically look up to Morrissey and view him as a role model

t. virgin

>>34559760
>Implying there's anything wrong with mexicans or hippies.

Piss off, you authoritarian cunt. Stop trying to impose your tard-tier beliefs on millions of people you'll never even know existed.

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bukowski. in his younger days for sure, but hes proof that there is hope for all of us. hope we can write great novels and fuck loads of whores

Robert Crumb. He's more or less the embodiment of /r9k/.

>>34557300
Jackson C Frank was a robot too. He was a proto-Nick Drake. I'd argue no one had a life worse than him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cu0yWfkWX0

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>wrote an essay on why women suck
>wrote a guide on how to shitpost
>said "life swings like a pendulum to and fro between pain and boredom"
>an examination of his life reveals a yearning for marriage frustrated by a train of rejections. In the year 1831, Schopenhauer fell in love with a girl named Flora Weiss. At a boat party in Germany he made his advance by offering her a bunch of grapes. Flora's diary records this event as follows: "I didn't want the grapes because old Schopenhauer had touched them, so I let them slide, quite gently into the water."
>threw his land lady down the stairs because she was talking to loud outside his door

Who's more /r9k/?

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>>34559831
>>Implying there's anything wrong with mexicans or hippies.
>Piss off, you authoritarian cunt. Stop trying to impose your tard-tier beliefs on millions of people you'll never even know existed.

You're a faggot nigger and you need to go back to ribbit.

>>34559942
>You're a faggot nigger
Howd you know?

> and you need to go back to ribbit.
But why, babyboy?

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>>34559969 (You)

this motherfucking comment is origami bitch nigger faggot kike Heeb Bagel Merchant masturbatorium Christkilling beta cuck boy

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>>34559610
>hating one of the best post-WW2 presidents because he banned your silly hippie drugs

>>34560084
>>34559942
>>34559411
>look im so conservative and edgy, i hate fags and niggers
please go back to /pol/, we get it, youre really redpilled and intelligent. youre a real alpha.
the thing is, no one gives a fuck.

karl pilkington would have been a robot if he was born 10-15 years later

>>34560106
>conservative
>edgy
>/pol/

Your kind don't belong here

>>34560119
He's not self aware enough.

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>>34559936
Only diogenes can compare to him, schop is a god tasteless man

>>34560191
what? karl is very aware of himself. he's kind of playing into the act on the podcast show but in an idiot abroad he's very self aware

>>34559874
Isn't that the pervert who fucked lots of bitches in the 60s and drew shit-tier comics about it?

Yeah, nah. You're a cunt.

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[oregano thxmoot]

>>34557237
Looks like Normand XIII, King of Normandy and all of its Norman subjects.
He probably drowns in a sea of muff on the regular.
I don't care much at all for his music, but he is a veganfaggot, or a vegetarian at least, (or so I've read) so I can respect that much about him, even if he is a norman.
Actually, I think one of his songs has a pro-vegfag message. I didn't like it myself, but again, I give him credit for trying to spread decency.