That kid thread

>>34556961
>That kid who would never talk to anyone at recess, but would instead assume a power squat stance for the entire 30 minutes

We were nice kids too. We tried to include him or at least figure out what the fuck he was doing, but he chose to remain mysterious.

that kid who made up a plotline to moby dick and responded to the teacher's "what happened?" with it

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>>34557000

I was trying to make some serious gains to leave humanity behind and get away from you faggots.

>>34557000
>that preschooler who stabbed a mentally retarded chad on the bus

It was me

>>34557609
oh shit, i meant middleschool

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>That autistic kid who smelled like shit and years later got into a relationship with a model

Remembering this always makes me cry.

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>that kid how tried to stab a retard kid in the neck with a sharpened pencil

>>34556961
>that kid who the teacher always left absent because he was too shy to say here

>>34556961
>that short kid with a chip on his shoulder that always had something to prove and always looked angry to the point where he drove everyone he loved away from him

>that kid who always pissed off the special ed students because it was funny

>>34556961
You didn't see this kid in new York high school r-right?

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>>34557852
Got something to admit, anon?
>kid was from some French redneck school in upper Ontario.

>>34557852
poster above is a liar, he isn't a faggot, so he's nit O{. Om Real op and is from menork

fuck you bradbury. you degenerate for 4chan

>>34557793
RIP Buster
his parents just wanted a dog

>>34557000
>We tried to include him or at least figure out what the fuck he was doing,
Fuck you.
I wasnt that kid, but way to ostracize him for his decision to just not fuck with any of you and draw more unwanted attention to him.

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>>34556961
>that kid who got caught looking at Dora gore porn

I swear I was just curious

>>34558601
You're at max 17 unless this was in highschool.
Underage still but you're almost there :^D

>>34558649
Actually just turned 18 my dude, been posting for 4 years though

>>34558720
Ah, well happy (maybe late) birthday anon.

>that kid who commited suicide in high school

>that kid who shat in the pool during year 7 swimming lessons and got called brown stew for the redt of highschool

I-i didnt mean to go in the pool ms evans...

>>34558749
y-you too...

originaru

>that autistic kid on the bus who coloured his nose black with permanent marker and ran up and down the isle saying he was Sonic.

>>34557738
This happened at my elementary except they were stabbing a spic who was literally named George Lopez

>>34558810
How do you accidentally shit in the pool? Were you swimming as you pooped?

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>>34556961
>That kid who during middle school wore theat yugioh arm thingy daily to even the school dances

Pic related he would also where the ben 10 "watch" thing

>>34559238
God i forgot those existed
The early 2000s was a weird time

>that weird autistic kid who always dresses up like Alex Mercer, smells of some form of rot, and always looks like he has crack on his face
>always makes childish and often creepy jokes
>most people avoid him, including me except on one occasion I decided to try talking to him out of pity
>still tries to make friends
>disappears from school entirely
>think nothing of it
>turns out he went to prison for molesting a 6yo
>2 years later
>receive friend request from him on fb
>HAHAHAHAHAFUCKNO.webm

>>34558950
>that austistic kid on the bus who would carry scissors on the side of his bag 'in case he wanted to stab someone'

>>34559238
is ut weird i remember the ben ten thing being called an ommnitrix

>that one kid who tried to quote 4chan memes but couldnt even do that right
until the day i met him i never thought i would be called an "autismo normiefag"

I was the kid who wore cargo shorts every single day of sophomore year, even when it rained or snowed. I didn't even own a pair of jeans

>>34559094
Diarrhea strikes can be nasty business

Edit: I am sitting on the shitter as we speak

>that kid who blares dUBSTEP over his wireless speaker during gym class and gets offended when people ask him to turn it down

>that kid who wore a kimono to school every day

>That overly skinny kid who cried almost every day
>he almost got mugged
>turns out the little pussy was actually a master of the swiss army knife
>still cried after chasing the would-be muggers off
It's okay kid, I thought you were nice.

>>34557609
>a mentally retarded chad

what did he mean by this?

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>>34559860
Underage fag detected

>>34559979
>>still cried after chasing the would-be muggers off
thats just the adrenaline wearing off

>>34560021
Jokes on you, I turned 18 a whole nine days ago.
That just means I've been posting underage for two years. Fuck.

>>34560061
you post too much for somebody so new. slow down.

>>34556961
>that kid who bit people
fuckin bitch deserved it for knocking down my block tower!

>>34559860
>gym class
non-NEET faggot detected
Get off our board, normie. You'll get laid in college.

>that kid who always sat behind and slept through most of the classes
that was me.

>That kid who always talked about owning his own car everyday in school

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That kid who spends his time in computer class playing web browser games.

>that kid who wore the same hoodie daily
>that kid who'd run like naruto everywhere
>the literally autistic kids who'd have "karate" fights
>that kid that made a formal threat to shoot the place up
>that kid that made a bomb threat
>that kid that got raided by the feds
>that kid that became an hero
>that kid that couldn't function socially and had an anime obassoon
>that kid that shat himself at 16
>that kid that wore a fox tail
>that kid that constantly smelled like farts
>that kid that would beat off in class

Sure I'm posting here, but they make me know I'm doing alright.

>that guy who's 22 and still posts ifunny-tier edgy filthy frank memes on facebook like he did in HS

>>34561851
I was that kid who wore the same hoodie daily.

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>those kids who had a duel
>that kid who died in the duel

>>34562242
Me too. I wore it so I could have somewhere to put my hands desu.

>That kid who gave out his mixtapes in class
>That kid who tried to sell weed in school
>That kid who ask you for something but when you ask him for something he says no
>That kid you told your secret to and he tells everybody in school about it
>That kid who tried to start fights with anyone in class he didn't like for no reason.
>That kid who always talked about which anime was the best

>>34556961
>That kid that wouldn't shut the fuck up about their cool new fursona
>That kid that wanted a fursuit for Christmas
>That kid who watched vent maps and oc memes all day because they thought they were hilarious
>That kid who wore wolf ears and a wolf tail to school
>That kid who hated humanity and believed deep down they were their fursona

>that kid that did something and blamed the nearest person to them for it
>that sociopathic kid that killed small animals and bullied people
>that misanthropic kid that cut themselves and hated literally everybody
>that down synrome kid that had mental breakdowns in the cafeteria

>>34558772
i really wish i did this just to pin the blame on the teachers i hate so that their life would spiral due to guilt.
i never did because i wouldnt get to see it

fuck you mrs weaver you stupid fucking whore

>That kid who lied about almost everything so he'd seem cool

>that kid who got tipped out of his wheelchair down a set of stairs after he broke his leg, breaking it again in a different place

my leg still hurts sometimes

>the kid who stabbed my friend in the thigh with a pencil in grade 8, during math
>the kid who put golf balls in his ass at football practice and deepthroared bottles in class and was still a player
>that kid who obviously deepened his voice whenever he spoke
>the kid who looked dead inside, never smiled or laughed, but everyone still liked him
>that kid who made a project about the holocaust in grade 8, and featured "Let the bodies hit the floor" and made our Jewish teacher cry
>that kid whom (during class) wiped his ass with some kids paper and put it back on his desk. Stained.
>that kid who was obviously intelligent but didn't bother to do anything in class

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>That one kid who sent a dick pic to a girl and she tells everyone that his dick is tiny and even shows the picture.

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>>34561708
>box zombies
>fancy pants adventure
>heavy weapons

>>34556961
Is this what America has become? I didn't realize how bad it is?

>that semi-popular, quiet kid who killed himself out of the blue

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>>34559466
>receive friend request from him on fb

Get off my board faggot

>that kid who could make you cum your pants with his mind

>that kid who started talking about /b/ with the teacher trying to tell her how great it is
>that same kid unironically spouted /b/-tier memes to the entire class
Fuck you. Me and my /fit/izen friend were trying not die from the fear that people will find out we browse the same website as him.

>that kid who put aquarium tubing up his ass and blew into it for farts of epic proportions during lunch then used the tubing to drink his milk.

>>34557793
>that abo kid who was really into anime and got ostracised by the other abos

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>>34559238
>pleb didn't have a Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Disk to roleplay and live a master tier childhood with his friends
It's like you guys wanted to grow up, be depressed and then complain about life.
>hurr durr I have to act mature as a kid because that's what my parents told me to do
What a normie.

>that kid who almost lost his eye after some dumbass girl stabbed him with a pen on accident
>that psycho kid who threathened to shoot up the school because everyone was making fun of him
>that kid who shat on the teacher in sign of protest
>that kid who jumped from third floor and survived, but was paralyzed for life
>that autistic kid who curbstomped a chad

Studying in a extremely poor area sure is nice.

>>34563346
>the kid who looked dead inside, never smiled or laughed, but everyone still liked him
>implying he just looked dead inside

>that rich french kid who punched disabled kids and was chased by all the girls
>that kid with a drug addicted mom who lived on welfare and was also chased by all the girls but then got cancer and became a social outcast
>that jewish kid who punched anyone who said anything bad about america
>that short kid who was best friends with the popular kids but was invisible when alone
>that fat kid with a nasally voice and his skinny friend with a squeaky voice who were childhood friends and treated everyone else like shit in a pathetic attempt to seem cool

>That kid that showed up high multiple times in school doing dumb shit like thinking teacher said page 125 instead 34 and yelled out "There's no page one hundred twegvbnt fve!"

> That kid who tried to stab another kid with a fistful of keys but was let off with a weeks suspension because he was "different"