>"It's okay, Anon, size doesn't matter to me"

>>34555644
She prefers a bigger man

but if you privde a comfy life she wont leave you

>>34555662
>Know that you will never measure up to one of her previous sexual experiences

>>34555644
That dick is actually kind of small, and from that angle is should be huge

>>34555716
Thats life dude

Almost every woman has been with someone bigger than you

>>34555644
Most women want an average penis. When it is too small (or not thick enough), it is hard to stimulate the clitoris (some women have their clitoris too high as well), and when the penis is too long, the man's full thrust will be painful for the woman, and the man is condemned to fuck most women uncomfortably for the rest of his life.

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>>34555644
>tfw I'm 7x5 but I don't care about it or try to shame other people with smaller dicks

>>34555767
>tfw perfect 7 inches

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>>34555767
>Most women want an average penis.

>there are people who believe this

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>>34555767
tfw I know the long penis feel. Really sucks when you can't thrust balls deep

>>34555882
Into your fleshlight?

>>34555644
I have a big dick so I want a girl to tell me size matters and that she likes big ones

dick size is the most important part when it comes to being "skilled" at sex
if you have a large dick, you can just lay motionless like a living dildo and you'll automatically be better than a guy with a small or average dick

sauce

s4uc3

s@uc3?

>tfw 9/10 gf is 5'0 with nice ass for tight perky petite body

>tfw perfect 7.25 npb 5.75 girth cock, but only 6'0

>tfw if 2 inches taller, it would be perfect mindblowing sex with any position

>>34555913
yes anon, my fleshlight. You got me.

>Does it matter?
Yes
>Does it matters enough to stop people having sex with you?
No unless it's a someone who specially likes X and you aren't it

This applies for every fucking preference including dick size, you name them: race, height, hair, role, tit size, legs shape, clothing, etc etc

>>34556261
>race, height, hair, role, tit size, legs shape, clothing, etc etc
Funny how weight isn't in there, being the thing that can be an actual dealbreaker.

>>34555644
They all like big dicks, I'm 8.2 by 7 girth, the only thing I can say is good luck on a BJ and rare anal.. also certain positions hitting it to hard hurts but some can just take it and love it.

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>browsing a female imageboard
>they start talking about penis size
>They all prefer penises around 6 inches
>tfw fell for the big dick meme

>>34556330
Weight too, sure.
I did say etc

>>34556330
There are men who go for chubby girls it seems, but the opposite is still unheard of in 2017, to the best of my knowledge.

>>34556373
6 is still bigger than average anon

>>34556373

Women are never honest about anything. They say whatever they think is the most politically/socially correct opinion, regardless of whether or not it reflects their actual feelings.

>>34556465
yep nail on the head

originalpunnn

>>34556373

>female imageboard

Where is this

>>34557601
I know what he means but it's kinda pure in its degeneracy so I'd like to keep it that way, like an ant farm.

>>34555736
Whatever you say. I bet you aren't half as big.

>>34555860
>being a virgin

lol faggot

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If you're under 5", just kys. You have no chance

>>34557925
Look for a small bitch.
Make sure to bend her legs up to her shoulders so she really feels that little fucker.

>>34558130
I'm 8.5x6.5, would smol girl be kill if I did this?

>>34558157
>8.5x6.5

Yummy post that bennis anon ( :

man i hate being a dicklet. how many more decades until i can 3D print a custom thundercock made from my own DNA and swap my little shrimp out?

>tfw born too early for dick replacement
>tfw born too early to experience sexbots like in ex machina movie
why live

>tfw gf wont fuck me because i have a tiny penor and i cum in two mins

>>34558157

No. There's no such thing as a small vagina.

>>34558301
Wut, isn't there though?

No way a 4'11" girl and a 5'11" girl have the same vagina size.

>>34558324

No correlation really, most women in professional porn are practically midgets. Do you think they have small vaginas?

>>34558376
Vaginas can be stretched though, just like dicks.

>>34555644
Only true if she's a virgin. Roasties lose sensation.

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>>34555644
>Joined the military because no other option
>Chose the Air Force because I heard they are the least dumb branch
>Actually don't mind basic, it forced me out of my shell and it was impossible not to make friends seeing as how you're all the same in that moment
>Breeze through and actually feel proud of myself after getting out
>Get sent to Japan, robot me would've lost his shit and viewed this as paradise
>Boosted confidence and self worth, start screwing around with girls for the first time
>Dick is 6 inches and some change, never considered myself big
>Absolutely dominate with girls
>Get sent back to America
>Continue on with my game
>Girls shows absolutely no joy from my dick other than some grunts
>None of them voiced displeasure, but none of them voiced pleasure either
>What the fuck I killed it in Japan
I've been wondering ever since what exactly this means. I see multiple possibilities:
1. The memes are true and Asian men are tiny, resulting in my 6 inch dick being massive to Japanese women.

2. Japanese women have sex very rarely, resulting in sex of any kind to be stimulating.

3. White women have sex too much and any sex without being absolutely hung is completely joyless.

>>34556373
6 inches is average for humans, everything above is restricted to Whites and half-breeds

>>34558452
>3. White women have sex too much and any sex without being absolutely hung is completely joyless.
more like dildos and vibrators

>>34558496
American sexual stuff is pretty taboo in foreign countries so I want to say I agree with you. In American porn doing shit like swallowing, eating pussy, throating, etc. is all common place. If you try stuff like that with a Japanese girl she'll look at you like a freak. Its all pretty vanilla over there, missionary and kissing. Anal is typically even out of the question.

>>34558616
At least they didn't fell for the Jewish meme of "promiscuity is good for you". Sadly, it's your men instead.

>>34558616
I think you have a very warped view of sex. In the US most girls will be appalled by the idea of doing anal or swallowing cum or even having a facial. Porn is ruining your perception of normal sex.

>>34558684
this. why are people even watching this bullshit?

>>34558684
What girls are you fucking and how old are you? I'm 20 and the stuff I do with girls isn't far off from that in porn. I've given facials, I've had swallowers, and anal happens on a 35-40% chance with women. In Japan, it was girl on back, me on top. There was oral, but never swallowing and I once came on a girl's face and she then used my pants to get it off of her. I'm telling you it is just different.

>>34555644
Multiple girls have told me I have a huge dick
>ITT: White/Asian boy problems

>friend-with-benefits says that I'm big
>be 7" x 5.5"
>other guys orbit and want to date her
>she's staying single solely so she can text me everyday to hang out and fuck
I'd say size does matter at least to a point. She says that I'm the only one who really gets her off. It probably helps that I can last 20 min usually too.

>>34555644
jsut give us sauce op.

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>tfw 4 inches

I swear if another normalfag tells me to be myself

>>34558847
>be myself
Considering where you are, no. Be anything but yourself.

I hate girlsdoporn.
It's exploitative and lying and generally almost rape.
I also fucking hate that they have the same ugly disgusting spic demolishing these hot white girls. If there's one thing worse than niggers, it's spics.
I hope these guys get shut down.

>>34558847
>Just be yourself anon, there's someone for everyone :^)
>I'm sure you'll find a cute virgin that's impressed by your huuuge 4"

>>34558847
"Be yourself" is the stupidest meme in existence and probably only there for the NSA to keep an eye on you. People change over time and it's beter you change yourself for the beter.

Want a big dick? Eat healthy, don't eat hormon shit like soy, eat meat regularly but not too much, work out HARD, and maybe learn to use guns. Guns are one testosterone kickstarter which'll make your dick grow in less than a year.

>>34558971
>eat meat regularly but not too much, work out HARD, and maybe learn to use guns. Guns are one testosterone kickstarter which'll make your dick grow in less than a year.
You forgot the big pickup truck or SUV. You always need to get a big vehicle as well.

>>34558971
"be yourself" works
only if you are attractive thou

>men insecure about size

literally the only issue is guys being afraid of nothing

>>34558996
Nah. According to Jung the big car only feels good if you already have a big dick. Yu show what you have. The same goes for clothing or restaurants - you don't spend money when you haven't got any.

>>34559027
People like to care about details. The bigger the brain, the more they care for details. Men care for details the most.

>>34559035
>you don't spend money when you haven't got any.
You know nothing, Jon Snow.

>>34559108
>using the plastic Jew

>>34559185
I've long been over caring enough about life in general to care about whether the government/banks/Jews/etc know that I'm drowning the ennui of mid-20s stagnation with sex and alcohol.

>>34558847
thats still 4 more inches than a lesbian
get good at eating pussy, nigga
fingering and rubbing can take you far too
dicking wont matter nuch then, she already got her share

>>34558792
I'm 24 and live in the US, east coast to be specific I guess. Despite want porn may tell you, girls don't like anal and being covered/swallowing cum. That shit is gross, it's just your conditioned to think it's normal because of the porn you watch. Most girls don't want to do that stuff, although some will if pressured enough but it's not something they enjoy. I love the epic r9k memes though where robots think porn is reality. Pretty great.

>>34559185
>>34559185
>[descriptor] Jew
I love this meme and I'm even part Jewish.

>>34559027

Shut up roastie. Having a small dick is considered a handicap in the west. I've been turned down after exposing my small dick. I had a girl straight up laugh and leave. Another say "that's it? umm no" and leave. Not only that, bitches talk to everyone. Soon every one of their friends will know about your small dick and now you're effectively black listed by all their peers. Words spreads quick. This is why I avoided having a GF at school/work/etc. and missed out on many opportunities.

>>34558792

Yep. Younger are more sluttier. You were 10 in 2006 and probably had access to porn thanks to the Internet. By 13 you probably already had a phone and could watch porn anytime. When you have kids that watch nothing but degenerate porn growing up, that has an influence on what you think "normal sex" is. Or what it really is. So you have 13 year olds swallowing, eating ass, etc. with other 13 year olds and such.

>>34557601
most likely lolcow

>>34558971
Thats too much broscience even for /fit/ lol

>barely over 5in
>6'4
girls have made jokes that it must be big and it looks so small on my frame fml

>>34557867
found the small dick manlet

>>34557925
what's the bio used for this pic I wanna test it out

>>34558971
>your dick will grow from testosterone
Now my bio and chem knowledge is absolute garbage but I'm pretty sure dick size is determined by prenatal test and bunch of other factors that are essentially uncontrollable.
What's more we know what happens when people lack testosterone. Their balls shrink.
Dick is just a balloon that gets filled with blood.

>>34558971
>"Be yourself"
6paTaH, EC/\U 6b| Tb| 3HA/\...

>>34555716
It's why women have come back to me.
Just to fuck, no relationship.
My life is meaningless.

Of all the things wrong with me, at least I have a fairly large dick.

>>34558996
Crossboarding /o/tist here. What >>34559035 says is right; if you're buying it to compensate you feel the shame of it all the time, but if you buy the vehicle to enjoy it (applies also to sports cars or classics) and take pride in it you're getting the testosterone boost.

>>34562205
"Bro, if you knew it..."?
Your attempt at Cyrilic is fascinating.

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>tfw 6'4 and 5.5x5.5 penis
It doesnt feel good.

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>>34562534
>mfw 5'5 and 5.5x5.1

>>34558465
>everything above is restricted to Whites and half-breeds
lol what? Blacks clearly have the biggest dicks by far

>>34562937
Not according to clinical studies.
Of course niggers self report the biggest because muh dick

>>34562982
>clinical studies
there have been NO reliable studies.
The top 5+ dicks in porn are black, (Danny D is the only big white and he's not even near the top) and there are literally THOUSANDS of amatuer vids of black guys with dicks way bigger than any white pornstar. Then there's the face that "big black cock" is a phrase everyone knows, it's so fucking obvious they're bigger you have to be extremely insecure to deny it lel

>>34563079
there are several
Black avg is 5.1
You're posting bunch of anecdotes

>>34563079
The biggest dick is a white guy.

>>34562937
Only mongrels come close, otherwise true blacks have smaller than those of American blacks and latinos. American blacks are mongrels just as latinos are. Big dicks even for American blacks are rare, just as being very tall.

>>34563104
No, I'm posting actual videos of dicks you can see, not made up unverified nonsense your ego is clinging to lel

>>34563079
the average black dick is 7- 8 inches, what's the average white dick huh?

>>34559714
lolcow is full of spiteful women. A friend linked me there once, they were all just making fun of a sorta chubby cosplayer who never even did anything wrong, or started shit, or whatever. Even if she wasn't a very good cosplayer, she was pretty drama free from what I saw.

Just full of women complaining she has a bit extra and that they hate themselves because they're thin and get no male attention. That because she was chubby and a lot of men liked it, they should become obese sacks of shit. Pretty sad honestly.

>>34562534
6'2", size 13 double wide feet. Average sized dick. It just feels so small in your hands, doesn't it? Shit sucks.

>>34563125
The belief that penis size varies according to race is not supported by scientific evidence.[12][22]

A 2007 study reported that contrary to the "popular belief that black people generally have longer penile sizes", in reality "there is no convincing scientific background" to support this idea.[23]

Now fuck off

>>34563125
>researchers are falsifying data to keep bcc down!

>>34563159
nice links faggot.

>>34563170
It's wiki you can check the references

>>34563159
I wonder why white scientists would say this huh? lol, no studies have been done to compare penis size between races.

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"Of course you're the biggest I've ever been with, Anon!"

>>34563162
I always found it weird, because positive racial stereotypes justify the existence of negative ones. If blacks are naturally endowed, that also suggests there's something to the IQ gap.

>>34555752
Not if you're over 8 inches than even most sluts (aka normal women) haven't

>tfw over 8 inches
>girls never tell me size doesnt matter after they see it

>>34563131
Backwards. 6 inches is human standard and 7+ is white.
>>34563159
An evolutionary rule states that colder climates result in mightier limbs for temperature conservation. The belief that all human ethnicities are exactly genetically equal is cntraire to the theory of evolution.

>>34558888
Checked
Proof of truth

>>34558888
Praise Kek.
These numbers can't lead you astray.

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>>34558814
what the FUCK are you doing on here

>>34563159
>A 2007 study reported that contrary to the "popular belief that black people generally have longer penile sizes", in reality "there is no convincing scientific background" to support this idea.[23]

blackbot here. do you have a citation for this? serious question.

>tfw packing 5.5"
>terrified i'll get shit for being too small if i ever get with someone

i can't tell this to some chick who is expecting an anaconda but i'd like to know, ya know?

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>you will never make a woman literally fear for her own safety with just the size of your dick

>>34563610
you'd be surprised how a big dick can cause pain. I wish I had a smaller one. not joking. tight but their wincing isn't really good for esteem.

that's why I'm here.

>>34563610
If you ever go for something casual, yeah don't be surprised if the girl is a size queen and is biting for the meme. If you go for something real, it's whatever. 5.5" is dead average really. Discounting the fact most women don't want to get stabbed in the cervix if she was that obsessed with your dick size its better to dodge that bullet anyways. Stop stressing it and don't even bring up the fact you don't live up to the stereotype, because trust me most of the associated ones arent flattering.

>>34559266
>thats still 4 more inches than a lesbian
Lesbians don't want to have sex with guys. Do you see the problem there?

>>34558452
>2. Japanese women have sex very rarely, resulting in sex of any kind to be stimulating.
It's this one. Over 40% of Japanese women under 35 have never had sex even once, let alone regularly.

>>34563726
This. The cervix is hella sensitive.
The big-dick meme is a really effective one to make the less than optimally raised feel like shit.

>>34555644
>Mexican fucks hundreds of white amateur girls

A Trump supporters worst nightmare :3
These women cum every time.

Every study ever done comes to the conclusion that women prefer dicks between 6 inches and 9 inches. That's all that matters. A woman can never love you or want to be with you if you don't have the proper dick size.

>>34563622

meh i'd rather have my average sized intact dick, what's the point of having a big dick if it can barely feel anything?

>>34563823
Why do you guys keep saying the gdp guy is mexican?

How can you tell?

>>34563874

His name is Pedro Rodriguez. You come to your own conclusion. One guy fucks every woman for GDP.

Most people don't realize but cold feet in women make it basically impossible for them to achieve orgasm. Her feet must be warm.

>>34558452
>brags about breezing through air force basic
>air force basic
>air force

T. RAINF

>>34560996
>asking to copy my original humor

Nah homie fuck outta here

>>34563207
And yet here you are.... browsing this board. I'm sure its just so you can wait for the hourly dick size insecurity post to tell other men you have an 8in. schlong, right?

>>34563189
Just like there aren't many studies about racial average IQ, right?

>>34556261
>race, height, hair, role, tit size, legs shape, clothing, etc etc
The thing though is that those things are pretty much superficial, while dick size have a physical affect.
That's why a lot of men are insecure about dick size since if you don't measure up to standards you are a defect tool.

>>34564839
Race does not completely determine who you are, but it is in no way superficial.

>>34564781
>triggered dicklet detected

Sorry you'll never get to experience an authentic female orgasm

>>34555767
My penis is just 6.5 inches long. But fairly thick shaft topped by an intimidating cockhead. I thought it was always all about 8+ inches to be considered big but all the girls I was with commented that my dick looks unnaturally big for my body, its like they automatically expected it to be smaller (I guess I am a manlet just 5'10 and 175lbs so nothing special, the fact that I'm shy doesn't help). Anyways it feels pretty good knowing I have a decent dick but it doesn't help you at all because I haven't gotten a girl naked in years.

>>34564868
this. I heard organ donations need to respect the race, or ethnicity as how it's called now, so they don't get refused.
>>34564781
there's more in a man's life than dicks.
sometimes, some of us want to be one amongst many.

>>34564868
I mean 'superficial' as in; the amount of melanine in your skin won't affect how a dick feels in your pussy.
Thats why the whole "bick dicks are like big tits" is stupid and completely different.

>tfw 4.5"

i don't feel like my life is worth living anymore. nothing is worth working on anymore.

>>34555882
>can't do doggie ever because it hurts them
It's an abstract kind of feel

>>34565013
i'm just so angry everyday. i always wish i can live like everyone else

>>34563079
>think porn is a reliable source
I hope you are baiting and not actually this retarded.

>>34565053
You can live like me. But my dick is small too.