What's it like to kiss a girl? I wouldn't know.

me neither but one time i kissed a girl on the cheek in elementary school during a spin the bottle game and i think she's a he now

>>34555016
Why are you asking /r9k/
Orgig

Girls are inhumanly soft, and being allowed to touch their lips and skin makes you instantly realize that you are a horrible ogre made of baked dog turds by comparison

Kissing a girl for the first time is like only ever having experienced damp moldy dishrags your entire life, for your concept of what "wetness" feels like, and then suddenly being allowed to run your hand through cool, crisp, clean spring water

It's a whole new experience

>>34555096

I've only ever shook a girls hand, but even that was like Woah! This creature is different from me. Her hand was so soft and tiny.

>>34555016
Neither would I anon. Life is suffering.
>>34555096
Don't make us feel this feel

>>34555016
Warm and a little squishy and a little wet. Sometimes she tastes just a little nice too.

sometimes I masturbate to the thought of kissing someone. the sensation must be good I guess because my body longs for it

>>34555016
It's passionate and animalistic.
I love it just as much as sex.

>>34555016
Had my first kiss at 22, over five years ago.

It's odd. She instigated it, and I just tagged along. It's an interesting feeling, and it's not that difficult -- at least I didn't find it to be, maybe she was just being nice. All you do is match her movements with yours.

Kissing is neat, but it's what comes with kissing that's neater. It's the fact that the two of you are lightly connected, and that the ability to feel her up now opens. The fact that she is open to you now makes it.

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>>34555096
>realize that you are a horrible ogre made of baked dog turds by comparison

speak for yourself, quasimodo

>>34555096
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>>34555415
fuck off normals
people like you coming to /r9k/ where you don't belong is sickening
leave

>>34555508
>normals
>not "normalfags"
Fuck off

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>>34555584
oh anon, what the fuck are you doing

>>34555600
Responding to bait because I'm a loser on /r9k/?

>>34555650
we're both losers here, anon. you shouldn't try to correct other robots on their preferred terms for the enemy. we all share the enemy
rely on your fellow robots
they're all you have