>be 21 >just shat my pants I want off this ride

>>34552335
>>just shat my pants

Use the fucking bathroom you disgusting man child

>>34552335
hahaha

Was it diarrhea? If so its ok, it happens to everyone once or twice a year...

right?

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you wanna stay away from coffee or cigarettes and def coffee and cigarettes

>>34552335
how bad was it OP?
I'm assuming at least you weren't out in public, right?

>>34552393
Yeah it was diarrhea

>>34552459
Yes I was literally a second away from sitting on the toilet. My anus mistimed it

>>34552435
I don't do either

>>34552545
Ah, bad luck then m8. It happens but it's nothing to get bent out of shape over.

>>34552545
Lmao OP you fucking shitter lol

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>>34552335
This morning I farted heartily and for some time and I thought I could get away with it. Some time later I realized that my ass crack was just full of this gelatinous, yellow buttsnot all around my asshole. I then wiped it with a McDonalds napkin and returned to spewing memes over the mic in csgo.

>>34552815
>buttsnot

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

I'm literally retarded and you guys are my only friends

>>34552545
At least you knew you had to shit

Better than spontaneously shitting yourself without any warning

>>34552335
Haven't taken a proper dump in about three days (after a week of diarrhea mind you)

Waiting for a literal shitstorm right now

>suddenly get that liquidshit urge while out in public
>run to nearest bathroom
>it's dead silent except for the two asians standing between the cubicles chatting away in chingchonese
>close self in stall
>toilet anxiety
>trying to hold in liquidshit until they leave
>feel it dribbling out of my asshole
>after 10 minutes they eventually leave and i let it all out in a massive donald duck quacksplosion