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>>34548257
Pretty vanilla stuff

I have crippling social anxiety and just fake my way through the day, everyone thinks im a normie

I also masturbate anally every now and then

>>34548257
I hate my life and living.
If my mother knew, it would hurt her even more than she does already

>>34548257
I'm a Christian. I live in a developed area of California so I would be questioned and ridiculed constantly if I were open in public about my beliefs. Instead everyone just thinks I'm Jewish since somehow that's way more socially acceptable. I tell myself it might be OK since even Peter denied Jesus multiple times out of fear of persecution.

my secret is i actually like roastie vaginas

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>>34548257

I have a child, I'll tell them in a couple of weeks, but the stress is too much to handle now

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>>34548257
I resent my family because they're the only reason I haven't killed myself.


But that may also be the excuse to avoid the fact I'm a coward.

>>34548257
took drugs once when 13/14, never had sex with anyone, tried suicide
im a normalfag tho

>>34548257
I browse and post on 4chan.

>>34548257
I am completely retarded.
My parents think i am a bloody genius.
Sometimes i do smart stuff and dont know how and why.
I managed to get my brainlet ass to study last year and got to one of the most prestigious schools of my country.
Parents did family meeting in my honour and shit.
Now, its the first semester and my stupidity is showing, i think i'll fail everyone and it wont longer be a secret

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>>34548257
I want to suck off my best friend while dressed as a girl

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>>34548257
In a financial domination relationship with a guy I met on CS:GO. He's an effeminate 18 year old NEET whose apparently been jumping from beta provider to beta provider. His last provider was a 48 year old married man with three kids from what he told me.

He controls most of my finances and in turn he allows me to edge to his size 12 soles.

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>>34548322
Shit mang... is it better anally ?>>34548390
Try improving it ? Just a tiny bit.. get a cat and upload cat videos to youtube..
>>34548475
How old is the little dude ? Who is the mother ?
>>34548634
Just tell them they overestimated you. They will understand IF they see you tried your hardest

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>>34548257
I've been crying almost daily for 10 years over the exact same thing. Losing my face and not being able to watch ''me'' in the mirror growing older.
But how very mild this seems now compared to all of you...

i killed a man. it made two years last week, i think.

>>34548818
How did you lost your face? How bad it is?

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>>34548748
He might like it...
>>34548818
10 years ? For that ? Pathetic.
>>34548822
What was your motive ?

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I love the color pink.

I wish I were a women, so I could be a lesbian. The idea of touching a woman with these man hands of mine and using my penis makes me feel sick.

I'm mentally broken. Something happened to destroy my self confidence and as a result I'm incapable of believing I will amount to anything. Can't tell my parents because they use anything I tell them of this as ammunition. Same with brothers.

I will never forgive my oldest brother for being the prick he is but I do feel bad for him sometimes. Hate him.

I want to be alone for a while.

>>34548908
I pulled out my hair and power washed my skin of during my crazy years.
>>34548927
I won't argue with that. Different people care for different things. I'm sure you've cried about stuff I'd write off as absolutely retarded.

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>>34548927
>He might like it...
I hope so, or he will see the angriest, cum dripping face in his life.

>>34548813
every thread there's some douche who thinks everyone else really wants/needs their advice. and the advice is always like a single sentence of asinine retardation that telegraphs a complete lack of understanding of the problem.

>>34549006
But why? Very originally, that is

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>>34549006
Well if a dog got your face i would feel sorry.. but you did it yourself.. why ?
>>34549009
Do you think the anime and gay thoughts have anything in common for you ?>>34549029
Arent you a little shit. I mainly ask them questions, sowe can have a kind of microconversation

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>>34549106
Nah, senpai. People with gay tendencies are attracted to anime. Maybe anime can make you gay, but I don't know. I just like cocks

>>34549134
I watched naruto and im not gay yet. Maybe it wasnt the aniymeh

GL sucking off ur buddy

Aye

>my first kiss was with my cousin (im a male and so is he)
>we touched penises
>mom somehow found out and told me that night that I should like girls
>I was like 8 so I just said "Aye"
>my friends will never know

>like 14, playing with different cousin (male as well)
>somehow we ended up being really horny and licking each other asses
>I know that at some point our hard dicks were out but I dont remember anything besides the butt licking
>my parents and friends will never know

>be 12 or something who cares
>female cousin sleeping in the couch
>grab her ass tits and give her a kiss
>2 minutes later she wakes up
>I told my friends never my parents

>traded dick pics on snapchat
>put on mom's panties and send pics of me wearing to stranges
>spyed my aunt taking a shower damn tities
>a guy masturbed me in a public bathroom it was really good desu
>I came by only fingering my ass one time

When I get horny I do really dumb stuff these days I just jerk off as fast as I can to just cum and not have enough time to do stupid shit

>>34549164
Please tell me your name doesnt start with A .....

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>>34549163
Moeshit is the one that makes you gay, senpai

>>34549228
Thanks im fine. Guypay.

>>34549254
Cock isn't bad. Your loss

>>34548589

>never had sex
>a normalfag

smugpepe.jpg

>>34549224

Nah my name is Bruno and I can assure you no one else in my town comes to this site much less this board.

>>34548937
Suicide is your only option nothing you said was remotely Interesting

>>34549164
Closet fag.
Wait you're an open candyass. Never mind.

>>34548257
I cammed once, got 40 bucks just for talking to a guy and flashing my hairy ass crack. Considering doing it again just for the money.

>>34549030
To ''stay pure''.
How am I gonna explain it rationally?
>>34549106
>you did it yourself
Exactly, and that's why I don't deserve pity.
I simply wanna be a part of the thread.

>>34549298

Open candyass?

>>34548257
i usually jerk off to girls shitting their pants

>>34549385
Whoa.. explain this cleanness thing.. if you are "clean" why do you miss being not clean ?

>>34548257
I have major trust issues and never tell someone about how I feel because I believe that everyone including my parents, siblings and friends secretly laughs at me and just do not tell me that they hated me all along and just didnt tell me to play a cruel joke on me.
I can only talk about shit like this on imageboards because I can be sure that they dont care about me anyways.
Maybe I should get help.. But I couldnt talk to them anyways. I do not see any way out of this circle.

And they dont know that I browse 4chan and especially r9k

>>34549454
I wasn't clean. Far from it. You don't wanna see what that much soap does to skin.
I was insane.
I'm also going to bed now, it's late.
Goodnight bots, have a depressing thread.

>>34548767

Glad you finally found emo feet to worship.

I have no secrets. I thought I did, but I don't anymore. My secrets are known by everyone.

I had a kid with a girl that my family doesn't know about.

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>>34549432
kys you sick pathetic faggit

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My aunt indulges my foot fetish. She makes me candid crush videos where she casually walks around and steps on stuff. She uses them as incentive for me to do good in school because she makes them for me based on how well I do.

>>34549684
Thats weird and pathetic.

I never got the stepping on stuff shit.
Why does it turn you on?

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>>34541440
> usually try to stay awake as much as possible to limit my brain function
>this is to deal with my social problems even my family i keep pushing away
>my general anxiety dissorder make me not wanting to go outside
> the fact that i cannot connect with people is just depressing
> mfw been doing this for years
>mfw i belive i gotten brain damage or make my normal state even more robot like.
how fucked am i anon?

>>34549739
I doubt that you can get brain damaged just from not sleeping a lot.
naby people do that all their life and it mostly just increases the risk of getting some deseases.

this is pretty tame for /r9k/ but I will never tell anyone IRL about my gender dysphoria

>>34548257
I'm into light scat/peeing. This is the only secret I've never told anyone and probably won't ever tell again. It's wrong and should disgust me, but it doesn't. I've found peace with it but not with the idea of being open about it.

>>34549790
many*
what the hell did i write there?

im not a gay, but one time when i was like 6 yeard old in the kindergarden trapped myself with a friend boy, and stripped naked and kinda danced or something like that, he liked it. we never talked about.

i like women very much and i loved them from age 5, been fantasazing all my life how i fuck them in different poses.

i guess you call me sexually appealing.

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I like donald trump and how butthurt he makes everyone.

I've wanted to kill myself every day for the last 12 years.

I remember the first time I though I should commit suicide but I just haven't had the nerve to shoot myself.

>>34549877
What was the day and why did you start thinking that?

>>34549830
Huh I dont like him but like how butthurt he makes everyone.

>>34549877
There is only one type of person that can be suicidal. You notice that they really were, because they are dead.
I dont believe people who say that they want to kill themselves.
If they would really want to to id, they would have done it already.

>>34549877

You know, today I came pretty close actually, I didnt do it though because there are plenty of vidya that I wanna play yet and I hope I get my novel published in the next 6 months, but damn, it was close.

>>34549684
Welp, I've never really thought I was interested in girls stepping on crisps, but now I definitely am. Source/moar on that picture?

I hadn't worked in over two years. I started posting stuff on craigslist in the hope of finding some smaller, part time shit. Met a guy in a small rented office space.

Basically got me to suck him off in exchange for a job. Of course, there was no job. Not sure if he just rents out that space permanently to seduce younger guys or if something else was going on.

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I am paranoid that everyone hates me and only keeps me around to laugh at me behind my back. Any conversation with anyone and as soon as I leave I get a horrible feeling I'm being ridiculed. It's fucking ridiculous, but I still don't think I'm wrong.
My self esteem has also plummeted in such a short time and I genuinely don't understand how or why.

>>34550016
I have exactly the same problem...

>>34549994
>Not sure if he just rents out that space permanently to seduce younger guys or if something else was going on.
It would be fucking hillarious if he rented that place just to get sucked off.

>>34550076
>It would be fucking hillarious if he rented that place just to get sucked off.

I remember he had a really nice suit and watch, so I'm pretty sure he could afford it. Weird though, maybe it's a power thing too

>>34549926
Are you some kind of fucking moron that hasn't heard of cowardice?

Like I'm sure there are people who want to go skydiving and have the money, but don't do it. People dream every day of living in a different country but they don't move. So why the fuck can't I be suicidal and not kms, asshole?

(I'm not the guy that originally posted about this subject, just someone you've pissed off by being a dickhead and reminding myself of what a fucking shitty coward I am.)

Oh, and BTW: I'm not so much afraid of death as I am fucking up the suicide attempt and being crippled or half brain dead or something that would just make life even worse.

>>34548257
nobody in real life knows I'm having any problems with gender dysphoria or anything
my mom is trying to be helpful but even if I was just gay I don't know how she would handle it
what an amazing feeling to know that your parents might turn on you right away...

>>34548257
While I know I am not, I feel like I'm a fucking disgusting and fat ugly freak.

I've spent so long living that way, I'm worried I'll never value myself.
It would take five or six girls to like me in a row and quite frankly it'd never happen

>>34548748
Are you Czech?

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>>34550113

BTW: Pic related

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>>34549724
Because I like feet and I like the sound of food being stepped on.

>>34549932
They are screencaps from my aunt's videos.

>>34548257
I want to be a trap but I'm too tall. I just want a nice guy to take care of me and I pleasure him in return. Instead I'm in college studying to be an accountant and will probably kms by the time I'm 35

i suspect im autistic
typical personality flaws for r9k, depressed, chronic masturbation, the usual shit
radical social and political ideals
other tame shit for r9k

>>34550016
That's Called psychosis anon, unless you are genuinely acting weird they won't be laughing at you.

>>34550267
Bruh as a fellow foot fetishist I gotta ask, have you considered doing something more than just watching her videos? This seems like a rare opportunity

>>34548257
I once fingerd a cat while staying at a host family in exeter

Not my proudest moment

>>34548634
I don't think it's your stupidity that is holding you back, but maybe stress relating to study/feelings of inadequacy blocking you're productivity. You got into that school on your own merit, just keep trying and don't get discouraged! love you anon you'll do great xx

>>34550303
Im not that anon, but 'psychosis' is a pretty broad term.
What he discribes has a specific name... that ive forgotten

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>>34550171
>I want to be a trap but I'm too tall. I just want a nice guy to take care of me and I pleasure him in return. Instead I'm in college studying to be an accountant and will probably kms by the time I'm 35
[Spoiler]i bet you some kind of fucking degenerated faggot who watches anime and hentai and fap [/spoiler]

>>34550016
>when someone is speaking in another language near you
sweaty man with green shirt.jpg

I have sneaked into my friend's dorm in university, masturbated with her dirty panties, came in her bras while smelling her pillows and clothes. I then took some panties for myself and still have them and use them to this day. I am waiting for another opportunity to take some more from her. I also took some of her roommate's panties.

>>34550388
>i bet you some kind of fucking degenerated faggot who watches anime and hentai and fap
if thats what you dislike you might have went to the wrong board anon

>>34548257
>masturbate anally from time to time
>romanticize being a sissy
>every once ina while get pedophile thoughts. wtf is wrong w/me
>only had sex once, when I was drunk
>want to wear thongs and dresses
>would probably kill unfortunately if given the opportunity

nothin real crazy op
>

>>34550306
She only lets me lick and massage her feet on occasion. I have an obsession with her heels because I love how large and bony they are and how the achilles tendon is so pronounced.

My favorite thing to do, which is rare, is to lay on the kitchen floor as she walks around the kitchen. When she stands still in front of me, I lick the back and base of her bare heels until she casually walks away again, constantly teasing me.

>>34550419
Willing to share her cup size?

>almost killed my friend in the woods once, good thing im a bad shot
>Burned down a house once when I was 15 and high af
>Drove a girl to suicide by constantly and incessantly berating her
The usual I guess

>>34550267
I don't suppose you'd want to share some of these videos? or at least more screencaps? those are nice looking feet.

Do you know of any pornstars who do food crunching videos?

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>>34550498
licking would be enough for me, this is immensely kinky and creative anon! good on you.
d-do you have any more foot-related habits with your aunt? I'm really curious

>>34550498
She has to like it at least to some extend if she lets you do all this stuff.

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>>34548257
I go around talking allot of shit about trans people and say how being gay is a mental illness however I'm actually sexually attracted to men and always feel the most at peace when i've got makeup and girls clothes on behind closed doors. I'm a walking contradiction. Sometimes I think about running away and reinventing myself as a woman in another city.

>>34550517
Greentext? Plese?
All of this sounds pretty interesting...

>>34550507
32C, she had a sports bra and I came inside the space between the cup and the outside then put it back in her closet.

>>34548748
I have done almost exactly this! I have a really feminine arse and got into his bed while both drunk. He played with it for a while, dick'd it and then I sucked 'im off! :D

>>34550626
I never got drunk with a friend in such a way that we'd end up doing something kinky. that needs to happen

>>34549927
What kind of novel is it?
Unrelated but I've always dreamed of drawing a huge Battle Shounen manga

>>34548257
I love Valerie

>>34550265
I spent about 20 minutes looking online for this shit yesterday, curious on how to get it.
I just felt really at peace and this is the first time I've actually looked deeper into suicide.
I don't think I ever will but if I do it's going to be an exit bag or hanging. Something peaceful preferably

I like to wet my pants

>>34550613 just for you, why not
>Went hunting with my best friend at the time, he lead and I followed, the temptation was too much and I took a shot at him, played it off as I saw a deer and didnt mean to shoot so close to him
>15, liked a bit of weed every now and then even though it made me go a little schizo was fun, got high while walking down my road saw a nice vacation home and decided to break in, saw some lighter fluid, liquor, and gas from the garage spread it all around and made a molotov to light it off. watched for about 10 minutes untill the structure started to fail and it started to collapse
>find girl online, start messaging constantly everyday atleast 200 messages a day, get bored with her fast and start being a little mean twards her to see what would happen, she didnt like it but was too addicted to messaging me to leave, so I went full on roast mode for about a month untill she slashed her wrists in a tub, heard about it from a mutual friend, bitch couldnt even tell me herself

>>34550517
I agree with the other bot, please greentext it

>>34550713
The only way I would kill myself is via gun.
Too bad that I do not live in amerifat.

>>34550764
OK

Not really a greentext but interesting story, anon

>>34550805
But the thing that always gets me is I don't want my family to do that kind d of cleanup, I can't imagine how tramuatizing that would be.
I want it to be peaceful, quick, and painless, so I don't have a lot of options

>>34550825 eh it would take too long to try and greentext each story, so I just told them with their key elements

I think little girls are cute in a way I'm not supposed to

>>34550825
Seconding this.

>>34550764
You seem like a harm for other people.
Good job anon.

>>34550860
I would do it outside.
No cleanup, no one coming in after me getting terrified for the rest of their life.

Sure I guess someone would find me.
But thats not someone that knows me for all my life, so I guess they would not be very terrified.

>>34550873
Do you fap a lot? Maybe watch that or keep in mind what you nut to, there's a possibility your taste in fap could have something to do with this.
Just brainstorming.

>teehee tell me your secrets anon :3

>>34548818

im sorry...what?? losing your face? what does that mean? post pics

>>34548444
Peter also told Jesus he loved him three times.

>>34550542
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph568ef078e9355

Here you go, I uploaded three of her videos to PornHub a while back. As autistic as everything I do already seems, I like to discuss and share my foot fetish with others. I wanted to gauge what other people thought of her feet. You should be able to find the other two in the similar videos.

I'm too lazy to post anything else at the moment.

>>34550555
I also enjoy sitting at the foot of her couch when she watches television. I love the feeling of having her lower her heels on top of my eyes so my eye sockets kind of act like cup holders for her heels as she presses lightly on my eyes.

It's really weird, but I can lay there for hours while she does this.

>>34550575
She knows it is taboo that's why it is not too often that she lets me get physical with her feet. She does like her feet being paid attention though.

>>34550933
This just reminded me of an idea I had a while back.

> have a huge party, like beach BBQ or something
> invite a bunch of other anons from /b/ or /r9k/
> party hard, enjoy life, do some stupid shit, have a good time
> at the end of the party pass around a bunch of drinks
> spike yours with some crazy shit that can kill you quickly
> die fairly happy surrounded by botfriends

What do you think of this?

>>34550947
I don't masturbate at all. I've only ever orgasmed from dreams.

>>34548257

I make a metric fuckton of cgi loli porn.

>>34551067 >doesnt share
you greedy fuck

>>34550542
As for pornstars who do this. If you can get in contact with them, I'm sure they would be willing to make something related to food crush. It would probably be expensive. The only other suggestion is video sites or even YouTube for videos made by amateurs. Clips4Sale has a lot of crush content but you would have to pay obviously.

>>34551026
that sounds interesting! does she treat you like a submissve footboy, or more with affection?
your aunt has very pretty feet man you're lucky, I hope you're worshipping her well!

>>34551030
>/b/...
nah id rather take /pol/ even though I hate the board. also i dont think that anyone from there would be able to buy alcohol

>spike yours with some crazy shit that can kill you quickly
nice thought, but wich substace does that without pain? i hate pain

the idea itself seems nice, but i think I'd rather drive out to some field drink a lot and smoke befor i'll just off myself right there. alone.

However the idea that other peope would see my dying is kinda mean from my perspective.
Btw if that bbq is happening, make sure to invite me

>>34548322
>crippling social anxiety
>manages to fake it through the day

Nice going faggot, do you even know what "crippling" means? Stop the self diagnosis holy shit

>>34551178
I always imagine getting snake venom off the black market
>Implying I know anything about either of those two things

>>34551241
Me neither.
Chemical substances that kill people freak me more out than a piece of metal that will just pierce through your head with pure force.
But I guess thats just personal preference.

>>34551177
It is very affectionate. My relationship with her is very close to a mother/son relationship. She does not have kids of her own so she has more or less unofficially decided that I am her son, and sometimes she teases me saying that she is my real mom, not my actual mother.

The aunt anon brought it up, but god damn I'm a huge sucker for feet, I blush when I catch a glimpse of some qt's shoes in public. All I want from life is a girl that would let me adore and worship her feet, no matter if she's in the kitchen or on the couch.

>>34551315
You've got a very rare relationship then, anon... best of luck to you in exploring it. It sounds amazing.

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>>34548444
>developed area of Cali
>Jewish more acceptable

How often are you told of the alleged "6 million"

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>>34551111

my lolis are greedy, not me

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Of all the sex I've had with other people, I cum in second humping a pillow. Then I can get on with my day. I hate sex, and living, and people who like those things. And I only want to talk to people who feel the same way.

>>34551379 you know what, you can keep them actually

I wear panties occasionally

>>34551443

having 600 watchers on da tends to make me not care about robots opinions

>>34551379

Except for the horrendous mouth I like it. Nice tiny tits.

>>34550657

Its a scifi romance where the protagonist finds how far he is willing to go to give his family and people he loves a good world, ultimately his actions will affect our civilizations and anothers for the next centuries to come. The first book, the one that I wrote already, starts in 2016 and ends in 2116, telling how the first centurie was.

>>34548257
reposting it here from another thread


I think I've got a crush on this guy at uni (i'm bi) but i want a family and kids and grandkids
feeling extra shitty because i've broken one guy's heart before - having feelings for them and somehow making them fall in love with me when i don't even want to come out and can't reciprocate (i don't want to disappoint my parents)

chubby gay guys are the cutest thing ever, they're like precious cinnamon rolls and i feel like shit after hurting one

>>34551589

Niggas don't understand that nothing is forever or guaranteed that anything is even tomorrow for that matter. You can't help if feelings change, it's what they do. If you're with a guy that doesn't understand this then you need to stop dating children, you fucking mental pedo.

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>>34551589
Am I cute ? :3

>>34551782
>:3
Why? since when is this /soc/?

>>34551832
I dunno felt like adding it . Lol

>>34551863
>lol

Okay at this point im pretty sure that you are baiting me.

i fucked a bald and bearded crossdresser up the ass with no rubber, came within like 10 seconds, he was so tight

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OH FUCK OFF
>2014
>/b/ was going downhill
>fembot, trap, woes and steamfeels threads started popping up
>emotiocons being used
>faces of /board/
>faggotry is rampant even by the standards of the board
>women who can't get enough attention from social media started showing
>"lol", "lmao", "rofl", "dude weed"
>not a week later these kinds of threads also started popping up
>new one is made everytime the old one gets deleted, almost always instantly

IT'S OVER! WE PASSED THE TRANSITIONING STAGE! IT'S DONE!

/b/ MOVED TO /R9K/

And we allowed it

>>34551782
no
oreganobuttfuck

>>34551876
Sorry man, I'm really not

>>34551933
I don't like using emoticons myself but maybe don't get triggered over someone writing a couple of characters

>>34551978
Well in that case >>34551933
is right.
Please get out.

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>>34551933
And now they're on /pol/

>>34551983
not
>>34551832
And "triggered", seriously? abandon this board, it's over.

I voted Trump oreganiliano

My 16 year old little cousin is quite attractive and I fully intend to / have already started grooming her. 16 is legal in my state fuck off FBI

I intend to fuck her at least once in my life and I think I have a 30% chance of success

>>34551933
When you start seeing embarrassing trends like "AMA" you know it's too late, there's at least 3 or 4 a day here on /r9k/
there's at least 15 a day on /pol/

>>34551568
is the first book published? link to book?

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I'm gay and hardcore into fur shit but nobody knows, and I don't want anybody to know. But I do kinda want a cute furry bf that I can roleplay with and have fursuit sex. I don't know whether to follow my embarrassing true desire or be normal and try to find a nice wife.

>>34552087
Why? Im on your side.
>And "triggered", seriously? abandon this board, it's over.

Maybe you meant >>34551983

>>34548257
I want to do to my mother what you all do to your girlfriends

I am possibly the only spec ops guy without any friends.
I lie to my unit and parents because i am too proud to tell them i am an empty shell of a men

Tried killing myself twice. Failed even at that.

>>34552176

No, Im trying to get it published. If I had 2000 dollars (here in Brazil its a lot) I could have ordered to be done already, right now Im trying to find a place that will lend me, a broken low wage a loan.

The book is in portuguese though anon, if it sell 500 copies they will translate to spanish, and if it sell even more then we can discuss translating to english.

>>34548589
>normal fag
>has taken drugs
>secret

baka desu fma

>>34549296
jfc my name is Bruno too and i have friends that frequent this board you prick.

>>34549164 isnt BP

When i was 10 i covered my dick with nutella and let my dog lick it off, then i tried putting it in my dog ass but its a small 10kg dog so it just screamed in pain and ran away

>>34552708

Do you live in Sorocaba?

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I'm a pedophile and I'm obsessed with little girl panties.
I piss in bottles daily.
I wear diapers at least once a week.
I'm extremely awkward in person, so I just stay in my room and avoid everyone, including my family.

>>34552301
Hello there oedipus!

Oregano

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>>34552798
That's a small city, son. There's probably someone from there. You're underestimating the number of Brazilians in this board. RJ, btw

>>34552882

I think maybe there is one person from here but I doubt me and him will be online at the same time and much less know

I've masturbated to furry and MLP porn
I once cybered with a gay guy online over Steam because he kept wanting to roleplay sucking my dick
no homo

i nearly overdosed about a year ago on opiates and i wanna do it again but properly

I don't have many secrets. Almost everyone knows that I was physically, verbally, emotionally and sexually abused by my dad

>>34553299

>sexually abused
>sexually
>sex

So youre not a virgin? Get the FUCK out from my board you disgusting normalfag

>>34553485
I'm a male. Sex doesn't mean penetration you retard

I masturbated to the thought of my current boyfriend nearly everyday a year or so before we even started speaking.

My older brother (by 6 years) showed me his dick when I was about 10

My older sister (3 years) and I used to pretend fuck with rubber balls in our panties.

The past 3 times I have been penetrated I was taken advantage of.

I want to fuck my boyfriend so bad

>>34553726
Also I have a thing for premature ejaculation

I moved and am having a hard time selling my amateur pee videos and my sock pictures.

>Captcha tells us to claim we're not robots but we are.

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i fap almost every day

>>34554122
>almost

Wow, get lost normie

>>34548257
I'm gay. Don't want to come out because I don't want the people I know changing their opinion of me. It's just not necessary. Nobody needs to know I'm gay.

>>34553726

>The past 3 times I have been penetrated I was taken advantage of.

Greentext? Was it your bf?

>>34554197
My bf is a virgin. No greentext available, there isn't much to say. I was on drugs a lot in the past.

>>34554223

How far back do these last 3 times stretch? Why haven't you fugged your bf yet?

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>tfw no skeletons in my closet

Being boring has some perks I suppose

>>34554253
The farthest one was two years ago, most recent about a year ago We haven't fugged because he is KV and i don't want to rush him, i have made small little advances over text but that's it, the most we've done is hug

I'm trying to buy novel opioid antagonists directly from china to cure my depersonalisation but I can't afford it yet.

>>34554319

Just grab his weenie. He'll love it. Guys aren't like girls, we all just want to ejaculate as often as possible.

I masturbated with the cushions on the couch and nobody has noticed the cum stains on the sides

>>34554378
He is self conscious of his dick, I'm pretty sure, I don't think he'd be up for that, also I want it to be kind of romantic because im a romancefag

>>34552798
Que porra e essa anao eu moro em Sorocaba

mineirao reporting in

>>34554538

You rub his shit from outside his pants, all fears would dissolve. You should subjugate your romantic desires temporarily to get the sex underway. The first time will be awful and building it up with excessive romance only builds the pressure on him.

>>34548257
I'm on hormones and want a boyfriend.

I'm sure my parents would kick me out for knowing, but good thing they don't know yet and still ask when I'm getting a gf.

I dress up like a girl and fuck older men for money