Walk to your bedroom, see this, what do?

>>34546732
keep your outdoor shoes off my bed!!
reeeeeeee

Mommy, why is there a filthy darkie in my beddy? Why, why, why, WHY, WHY, WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

>>34546732
Abuse her because:
1. that's what she wants
2. that's what she deserves

>>34546732
Call the police. Someone has clearly broken into my home.

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>>34546732

>Run away because women are weird.

>>34546732
puch her in the sacrum

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>>34546732
>piss on her
>cum in her shoes
>give her the choice to either leave barefoot or put on the cum-shoes

>>34546732
Throw it in the trash where it belongs

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Take nude pics of her, black mail her with the pictures, get laid get money. ez

>>34546732
Put a bullet in that head, desu

now i have to burn the bedsheets because it has fucking chlamydia all over them

I'd absolutely rail her lol.

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>>34549858

Only fags wouldn't

Not an original comment

Keep her at arms length and make her sign her consent on a document, then sit next to her and watch TV while I wait for a notary and two witnesses to legalize the paper. When I'm legally safe to go, I'd procede to engage in sexual intercourse with as much birth control as possible.

You can never be too safe nowadays

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>>34546732
Deport her.
origano

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Beat it to death with a poop sock

>>34550108
Upvoted and gifted reddit gold

We did it, guys :)

>>34546732
I wouldn't do anything to her. I don't even know her.

Unlike you OP and the folks here saying they'd abuse her or whatever sociopathic nonsense you come up, I don't spend all my time sitting around thinking of evil things to do to people I don't even know.

Has it ever occurred to you that you're mentally ill and you need help? Has it? Because that's the truth. If you sit around all the time thinking about raping girls or getting other guys to say they want to do "things" to her, then you have a personality disorder.

Get some help before you hurt yourself or someone else. Seriously.

And if you think your post is funny. Or you think what I'm saying is funny, then that is also a symptom of your mental illness. Normal people don't do that and, by normal people, I mean people who have meaningful, worthwhile lives.

Grow up OP (and others here) and find the courage to take responsibility for your mental illness.

>>34546732
I'd ask for an autograph, because she's famous.

Then I'd ask her to leave so I can sell her autograph.

>>34550781
t. illegal

if i was american i would have instantly voted for trump

tell that thing to git oot cuz my gf is much prettier

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>>34550899

I highly doubt a robot has a gf cuter than Ari

>>34550868
Nah I just like triggering autists

That's why I voted for Vermin Supreme

Get her to take her clothes off, wear them (crossdress faggot is me) and then make sure there's nothing in the room for her to wear so she's either trapped forever or has to walk out naked in public Also, doesn't count as holding her hostage since I'm not doing anything to keep her from going out naked, society is.

I've genuinely never found this girl attractive.