FUCK guys I screwed up. I was just trying to meme out and hit

>>34546058
>I asked a girl I like out on a date
>she said yes
>this plan couldn't have gone worse
???

Just go fag. If she seems interested take it under the pretense of a date and fug. If she thinks it's just to go as friends and catch up or whatever, then you're at least doing a social thing with a friend; moreover a female. Tldr: neck yourself.

bathe every day between now and then, wash and iron your clothes, shave, don't make weird noises during the date

I know how you feel, I'm in a relationship because in a fit of courage mingled with "she'll probably say no but why not ask" I asked a girl out and then we fell in love.

u forgo to add the part where u woke up

>>34546147
I'm a total sperg, i was just hoping i could get some solid rejection screenshots, this is worse

>>34546180
i dont how to read that stuff

>>34546217
oh don't worry, im thinking i might just not jerk off for the week of the date to try to see if that turns on my chad mode

>>34546227
shes a stacy, i have no feelings for her outside of her ass

>>34546247
my dreams are usually realistic though

I have never laughed harder at a post before. Bless your heart OP.