Imoutos: Bigger, Louder, Faster

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Did no one follow?

>>34545308
No.
Fuck your sister.

>>34545317
Uhhh...OK, I think?

What if only an otouto is available?

>>34545492
Hug and post results!

>>34545492
>What if only an otouto is available?
Stick your dick in his butt

Guess we didn't get too many followers this time. Bummer. Looks bad when I have to just bump over and over

>>34545838

I'll bump with an update from this morning when I get home from work.

that feel when you took today off so you could deal with other things but went into work in the afternoon anyways so shit didn't pile up.

>>34545916
I know that feel. No one in my office can/will do my job. It's why I dread vacations. The fuck storm is worse than just working the fucking time instead

>>34545944

Things never stop piling up by virtue of the field I work in.
It never fucking stops. What I come back after the weekend usually horrifies me.

Looks like the clown was BTFO'd

>>34546148
Same. Weekends and month end/start are the worst. Holidays can be a bitch, too

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>>34545904
>>34546152
get fucking wrecked kid!!!!!

>>34546220
hey guy im the anon that posted before you for pat to eat ass.

when and how did your anal oral fixation develop?
i always thought it was disgusting to even think of it. and then 1 day it was like a light was switched on. and i can even fathom the thought of going through foreplay with my sister with out eating her ass out.

i have no clue what caused it. just woke up 1 day salivating to the thought of tonguing ass.

>>34546318
>foreplay with my sister
ew dude that's gross. what's wrong with you

>>34546399
you dont expect me to just go balls deep right away do you anon?
...
...
.
i have though...

>>34546318
In high school, I was much the same way. Poop comes from there, the whole 9 yards. Then a girl started flirting with me junior year. I spaghettied out, didn't do nothing, usual robot shit.
Few years after high school. That same chick and I met up again through a random dating web site. At this point, I'd been with 1 girl for a bit, we'd tried anal, but she hated it, complained, etc so I didn't get a good chance to really enjoy it. Licking it was totally out of question. Anyway, this new chick was hardcore into pretty much everything. Choking. BDSM. Anal. Roleplay. You name it. Through her, I got the bug for licking ass.

We never got a chance to actually assfuck though. She's the chick who got out the huge purple dildo in a strap on. We broke up right after that. But it did plant the seed for future relationships. Sadly most girls (in my experience) are not open to even experiment with it. So it's just my freaky fetish that I keep on downlow. Same as my furry fetish

I still can't understand why incest is considered such a big deal? Like no one has control over where he is born or who is his sibling, if they feel a romantic interest I think it shouldn't be ignored. If two grown-ups love each other what is the problem

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>>34546479
>Same as my furry fetish
>my wife's kids...

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>>34546493
>If two grown-ups love each other what is the problem

SJWs
thats the problem

>>34546584
it's weird for me because I consider myself an SJW in most cases, and they are tolerant towards all kinds of trans and genderfluid stuff - just letting people love who they want. but for some reason with incest it's not the same?

>>34546479
Why didn't you let her put her fake girl penis in you, you big baby?

>>34546666
A. It was the size of done if those bad dragon horse cocks.

B. At the time, I wasn't down with that. I might think about it now, but it'd still take a ton of trust and alcohol

>>34545142
>Fun for the whole family!

Okay, I kek'd at this

>>34546637
I would never support or defend a person just for what shit they do/are.
I have to like and know someone personally to do such

I dont understand why sjw's do that...
But maybe you can enlighten me?

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>Try out that one Anon's advice
>Not really though
>Not going to start poking my sister with my dill pickle in her sleep
>Just went with my finger to her thighs
>She was fidgeting whenever I poked her
>Found it cute and kept going at it
>She had enough
>Sits up and asked me what time it was
>4:00am
>Slammed her hand on my stomach and told me the go back to bed
>Made some stupid noise as a reaction and she got angry with me that I'd wake up our parents
>We couldn't go back to sleep and I felt pretty stupid
>Good as time as any to ask something else you guys recommended to me
>"Do... you masturbate?"
>H: "Please, just go to sleep."

It worked out pretty well now that I look back at it. Back to work.

>>34546637
>I consider myself an SJW in most cases, and they are tolerant towards all kinds of trans and genderfluid stuff
do you piss whine and moan while crying and protesting for them?

take me for example i dont give a fuck about gay people i see them as i see any other person.
BUT! i understand why they protest though there are a lot of religious pricks out there who opress them and act like they are SO offended by them. then i see the so called protests gays do and fucking rage. its a fucking party of gaysex and inappropriate bullshit to protest with.

then you have SJWs and its the same deal. i understand why they protest but same as above is all the other shit necessary? do we really need a 40 minute segment dedicated about your fucking hat cause you thought it was clever to call it pussy?

baby boomers are a cancer in society today and millennials injected the world with a chemo they call social justice.

so to counteract the effect murica decided to vote aids into office.

fuck this gay earth...

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I remember someone posted this up the last thread but what's the sauce?

>>34546965
dont worry this was good anon.

she knows you see are sexually as well as brotherly. be sure to kiss her more often.

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>>34546965
Dude....I can't even. I'm dying over here

>>34546969
Someone's mad

>>34546973
I'd also like to know. Tried saucenao, yandex etc. and no results

>>34547012
that was supposed to be more of an exasperated sigh... did it come out as mad?

anyway i already posted this>>34546559
so im in a poking fun at other anons mood today

>>34547112
I dunno. Maybe it did. I'm operating on 2 hours sleep, and going cross-eyed from this paperwork

>>34546756
You mean protecting discriminated groups and such?
>>34546969
I don't get what that hat thing is about but various things occur during protests, they are meant to get attention so I don't think it's that weird.

I mostly wanted to talk about incest to be honest haha

later today ill post the story of how i became involved with my two younger sisters.

>>34547216
Ages, please? If we're talking pedo, don't bother posting

>>34547183
>I mostly wanted to talk about incest to be honest haha
Do you have a little sister or something that you can hug/kiss at the moment?
If not, text your mum/sister that you love them and try to get flirty

>>34547232
Yeah, fuck you, buddy.

>>34547183
>You mean protecting discriminated groups and such?

who are you talking about?
women? trans people? gays/lesbians?
I dont see them getting discriminated.

I get that the blacks get killed more often.
But that is due to the fact that many of them get born and raised in the 'hood' and not due to hate against them.

>>34547278
There is so much in this message I disagree with but I'm also horny and need to hear more incest stories
>>34547243
I try chatting up my sister while I'm visiting my parents' house but she's not very talkative

>>34547319
So the solution to all these libtards and protesters is we just need to get them all laid?

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>>34546973
>>34547103
Found it. Seishun Buta Yarou wa Bunny Girl Senpai no Yume o Minai - Ch 1, pg 11.
https://mangadoom.co/seishun-buta-yarou-wa-bunny-girl-senpai-no-yume-o-minai/1/11

>>34547319
>There is so much in this message I disagree with but I'm also horny and need to hear more incest stories

Reasonable.
I wish you a good fap anon.

>>34547366
most of the lefties I know are pretty open about sex actually, there are many subgroups of course.
I didn't say I wanted to get laid by wincest b-baka

>>34547319
If you can, go over there and try spending time with only her. Hug her, ask her if she needs help with anything, ask her if she needs any advice, just tell her you love her and that you're there for her if she needs anything. Not being talkative doesn't always mean they don't want to talk to someone, they could just be shy.

>>34547460
That is true, though my problem is I was never a very caring brother throughout our teenage years. So this sudden change in behaviour might seem weird. Also like I said I'm not even sure what I would want from this relationship, like I kind of just like the idea of being slightly romantic with her

What do you think about gook anon and his adopted sister? >>152898946
I've seen him post about her before and they really seem to get along

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>>34547594
My fault >>>/a/152898946

Anon directed him here and I hope he comes over

>>34547511
>So this sudden change in behaviour might seem weird
Even if she thinks it's weird, she'd be happier with someone showing interest in her well-being. Put yourself in her shoes, if your older sibling started being nice to you and offering their support, wouldn't you feel more at ease and self-confident? Even if you never lewd, she'll be happy knowing that you're there for protect.

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>>34547380
Thank you based anon. May the gods of wincest bless you

>Pat hasn't posted since Em told him to prove he wants to marry and have children with her.
Did he actually do it?

>>34547685
Redline-dark went over and made him do it

>>34547635
That is true, and I genuinely want to start being a better brother. With what result, I have no idea...

>>34547719
Truly the hero we needed.

>>34547743
>With what result, I have no idea...
The result is a happy imouto

>>34547771
fingers crossed she at least doesn't get weirded out, the ideal beggining scenario is watching a movie together

>>34547917
>>34547771
>>34547743
>>34547232
Even if she gets weirded out, let her know that you love her and that you'll be there for her if she needs you, tell her to call or text you if she needs anything, and try again a week later. I don't know your sister, but I'm sure you'll crack her out of her shell within a month. Good luck.

QUESTION:

If your sibling was obviously not interested in incest at all, and you knew someone that you were certain they would get along with, would you introduce them?

>>34548561
I mean, unless I wanted to fugg either one of them, I guess

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As promised, an update from this morning.

>Apparently me and L have taken to spooning while we sleep.
>She's the little spoon, I'm the big one.
>Been waking up like that for the last couple of days.
>Wake up this morning.
>Usual morning wood
>L must have felt me shifting because she woke up.
>Talk for a bit while we spoon.
>Suddenly L starts grinding on me.
>'What the fuck are you doing?'
>L:'You seem to like my ass, so it's not like you mind.'
>L:'Besides it's revenge for embarrassing me yesterday.'
>Feel my dick transcend diamond on Mohs scale of hardness.
>She stops and goes quiet.
>Get up and awkwardly walk to the bathroom.
>Come back L with her face half buried in a pillow.
>A:'It gets bigger?' she mumbles through the pillow.
>'That's what they tend to do'.
>Throws a pillow at me.
>Tells me to shut up and make her breakfast.

I think I've started a game of up the ante with her unwittingly.

As a side note the inspection came up all good today, so in a little less than two weeks I'll be the owner of a house. Blows my fucking mind.
.

>>34548964
>I think I've started a game of up the ante with her unwittingly.
Shove your dick in her mouth and you win

>>34548640

Isn't that basically the point of these threads? Talking about wanting to fugg your sibling.

>>34548964
>L:'You seem to like my ass, so it's not like you mind.'
>L:'Besides it's revenge for embarrassing me yesterday.'
REKT!
Now you have to shove your raw dick between her ass cheeks as re-revenge.
>A:'It gets bigger?' she mumbles through the pillow.
Didn't you already talk to her about boners?

>>34548964
How have you not stuck your dick inside her yet?

>>34546965
Anyone else read bearguys stories as a guy who is sexually molesting his sis but she is kind and tolerates it but ultimately doesn't want it?

>>34547685
I had to sleep and go to work, man.

Em came out this morning and said she was sorry for "being weird" yesterday, and that she's gonna stick with me "for as long as I let her". Told her she's gonna have to stay forever in that case, that made her happy. She also told me not to "let go" of our sister, whatever that means. Then she made me kiss her for a while, that was nice. I think I like kissing her more than sexing her.

Work was nothing. I think H is getting the message, we didn't talk much. She'll be in the bakery starting tomorrow, and I sent in my deli application.

>>34548964
aHAHA you should be called bully onii-chan

>>34549042

Don't think that's how that works.


>>34549165

She had the rough idea of what my morning wood felt like for it being pressed up against her, now she has the rough idea of what my teased erection feels like. I don't know who was more surprised by it, me or her.


>>34549218

Self control. If shit keeps going I'd image that it'll be an inevitability.


>>34549373

Best of luck with getting that new job.

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>>34548964
>inb4 previous house owners are FBI and this is an elaborate honeypot
>FBI comes marauding through the door even before you finish setting up the sofa

gudluck anon

>>34549373
Maybe you should text your sister saying something along the lines of "Emma kissed me and I liked it"

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At this point, this is the only way I can imagine Bearguy when he tries to talk to his sister

https://youtu.be/5SrGfmJl0fg

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>>34549218
Is that how I really come across as? I know I'm bad at this, but I didn't know it went that far. Feels bad, but I guess I deserve it.
>>34548964
Protective: the house owner. Congratulatuons, man.

>>34549274
His sister is hungry for his dick but he's too autistic to reciprocate. He's been better the last week or so, though

>>34549373
>told you to not let go
Your sister was crushing on you but didn't want to be a pedo, she confided this in em

>>34549480

Unless they crossed the boarder , killed a guy who owned the house, put an obituary out for him in the local papers, bought his house, and set up a trap to catch me, I doubt it. I'm a fucking leaf.


>>34549648

I'm going to be depressed once I see my bank account again. Appreciate it though. I'll be happier once everything is done.

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>>34548964
i'm this guy >>34547631 and we sleep together too. our mom knows and she used to tell me i shouldn't spoil her like that because she's been climbing in my bed since we were younger, but she's given up and pokes fun. we've done some touching and groping and other stuff

>>34548561
i'm not sure whether if i should find her a nice white guy or just marry her myself. she's never been romantically involved and doesn't really go out too much other than meeting up with her few friends. most of them left for college. she usually just tags along whenever i go out if i'm not meeting with friends, and i take her to nice places, of course. she actually got accepted into a pretty good college, but decided not to go to work in the family business. i was actually really glad because i can just imagine all the college boys going after her after a mere glance

am i even allowed here? we're not blood-related, of course

>>34549741
>I'm a fucking leaf
I thought for a second that you were a wall-payer

>>34549764
Wall-payer? I was just getting used to taco nigger

>>34549761
I sure wished my mom wasn't such an abusive, cheating piece of shit, but what can you do. Go hug your mom anon and tell her you love her.


>>34549764
I thank my luck every day that I'm not. I just wished that most of my province wasn't such a shit show.

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>>34549741
>a fucking leaf

uhhh... all I can say to you is you're just in time saving your sister from the oncoming horde of savages who MIGHT try to steal your imouto

>>34549761
>we're not blood-related
marry her! with no problems!

do it!

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>>34549761
you are coming from an oreimo thread into a incest thread.
you know the answer already.

also>>34549761
>i'm not sure whether if i should find her a nice white guy
>>34549761
>i was actually really glad because i can just imagine all the college boys going after her

you know damn well you want her to be yours and and yours only.
now go hang out with her and post how the day went later!

>>34549697
>Your sister was crushing on you but didn't want to be a pedo, she confided this in em
this... is a real possibility.
you listening Patrick?>>34549373

>>34550289
>racemixing
Not even for incest.

>>34550382(You)
Go away /pol/.

>>34550382

Bless you lad for recognizing the truth.

>>34546637
Do you understand that SJW is an insult, do you

>>34550415
>double (you)s
No.
Incest is the patrician fetish for white nationalists(TM)
Buy my book gorilla mindset

>>34550360
Stop giving the poor guy false hope..he is over his nee-chan

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>>34550444
Trips confirm. Praise kek, desu

>>34550382
>>34550443

/pol/ dont you have conspiracies to masturbate over?

fuck off.

>>34550382
>>34550443
Good lads. Incest between siblings is less morally wrong than racemixing imo. Dat racial purity...

>>34550458
its not false hope but something for him to remember.

so he stays with Em like he says he will FOREVER.

>>34550483
Nah, but did you know anti-incest propaganda was created the the Jewish wizards to prevent whites from keeping their bloodlines pure? They wanted a monopoly on the magic market and it was the best way to ensure it

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>>34550485

only a true writer like myself can talk about the superiority of European toilet engineering!

>>34550483

Sorry I forgot that recognizing and celebrating racial and cultural differences means you're a conspiracy theorist and terrible person.

>>34550592
I'm sure the women being raped and murdered throughout Europe are celebrating and recognizing racial diversity too. Or the people of Nice France who got run over by a truck. Or the people in both world trade towers.

>>34550592
are you recognizing and celebrating your sister with your dick?

>>34550483
hey, even CNN masturbates to conspiracy theories. case in point, Russian hacking of US elections.

>>34550592
>>34550661
>>34550532
>>34550485
>>34550443
>>34550382

what does this have to do with the superior writing techniques applied to European plumbing?

>>34550360
>>34550516
>>34549697
She can crush on me all she wants, but I'd kinda rather not know to be honest. I'm not gonna enable her to cheat on her husband.

>>34550708
trump himself confirmed that.

do all you /pol/ cucks like deluding yourself this much?

>>34550721
Actually that's ancient left over Druid tech, the Jews have yet to replicate it leaving it superior to all others

>>34550661

You misunderstand friend. I'm in support of not race mixing, and nationalism. What's happening in Europe is a fucking tragedy brought about by racemixing propaganda and "WE'RE ALL THE SAME"

>>34550678

I don't have a sister, though if I did I would probably recognize and celebrate her with my undying love, affection, and protection as an older brother.

>>34550734
But pat, what if she's his beard, or he beats her, or he's already cheating on her? Or they were already planning on divorcing? Dream pat, dream.

>>34550762
>celebrate her with my undying love, affection, and protection as an older brother.

So your dick, then

>>34550748
Provide me with a direct quote in which trump says that the Russians rigged the vote so he was the winner.

>>34550734
>cheat on her husband.

while Em holds her hand and tells you to give her a niece/nephew/son/daughter so they can be friends with her/your son/daughter

night finishes with both sisters wrapped around you telling you to be a good father to both of their new children

>>34550748
no he did not, pal.

>>34550817
im not gonna use google for you and i dont give a fuck about you.

imouto thread is all i need.

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>>34550809

If she wanted it that badly, I'd consider it.

>>34550871

Sure buddy.

>>34550836
delet thiss I do not ship it you are fucking with pat's psyche

>>34550762
>I don't have a sister, though if I did I would probably recognize and celebrate her with my undying love, affection, and protection as an older brother.

but not your dick?

fuck out of here pleb

>>34550898
>not shipping invest harem
>not wanting a big happy family

Wait I'm confused is adopted sister guy a taco nigger of something?

>>34549373
>deli application

gonna literally bring home the bacon!

proud of you nigga!

>>34550999
He's asian

>>34551022
Oh that's alright then

>>34550052
that's unfortunate

>>34550289
>now go hang out with her
doing that right now. she's in the same room. we're planning on going to the golf range in a little bit. she's not bad at it. we'll probably get something tasty after, too

>>34550382
i'm not wholly against what you said. i "should" want to marry a nice korean girl, but it's to the point where i might not want to get romantically involved with them. almost all of them get heavily triggered by my sister, and two actually left me because they felt i was way too attached to my sister. if they can't get along and love her, i don't think i want any part of them

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>>34550999
how the fuck are you confused about this!
i really want to know given that his race was like the first thing he provided!
I AM REALLY CURIOUS IF YOU ARE FUCKING BLIND OR HAVE SOME SORT OF DISABILITY!

ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34551046
NO!!!!!!!! ANSWER ME >>34551069
! I WAN TO KNOW HOW THE FUCK YOU MISSED THAT!!!!!!!!

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Imouto threads are not for political bantering!

>>34551101
I still don't see it, could you kindly point it out

>>34551215
i want a video of Kyouske and Kirino making sweet slow love.

>>34551047
I mean you molest your sister, they're not wrong about you being attached

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>>34551069
>>34551101
Holy fuck you two. I'm dying

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>>34551244
>>34551244
>I still don't see it, could you kindly point it out

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPakqxYj3uU

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>>34551258
desu desu nii-nii

>>34551258
I'd rather see gookanon and his sister. What position do you think she likes best when he makes love to her? I imagine she gets on top so she can simultaneously kiss and slowly lovingly rub and grind her whole body against his so they can climax together.

>>34551362
WHERE IS THIS FROM PLS SAUCE

>>34551406
Oreimo season 3 trailer

>>34551456
Audibly chuckled

>>34551336
I found it. He says it in the thread on /a/. Thank you for helping me out.

>>34550775
Right, I save my big sister from a bad marriage which lasted for over a decade and gave her years of happiness and two happy daughters, then I awkwardly bone her on the rebound, then she realizes that 36 year old single mom plus shitty 22 year old brother doesn't work in the long run and she leaves me forever. Then Em get's jealous and leaves me too. I don't want this dream.

>>34550836
Ignoring everything else, everyone says incest babies have a smaller chance of being fucked up than older woman babies, but wouldn't stacking those two things be a very bad idea?

>>34549761
>this faggot
You are literally depriving her of having a life just to be your little waifu. Girl like her should be going to college, partying, and hooking up with college boys. Black ones in particular. I hope she runs away from home one day and move into the ghetto with her black lover so she can suck and fuck all his friends too. She might be all goody goody with you but this is what she truly desires and was built for

>>34551717
But she's not 40 yet, and even if she was, it's a risk you have to take.

Also what if your brother-in-law has a cuck fetish? Then you're helping them both out.

>>34551867
Chill out jew, he is asian and she is his white blonde adopted imouto. You should be happy enough he wants to RICE her.

>>34551885
I'd probably want it even less if her husband was okay with it. I'm not about that life.

You guys are the worst.

>>34552136
Hypothetically speaking: if Em wanted to peg you, would you let her?

>>34552221
What kind of chicken loser WOULDN'T let a girl peg him?

>>34552221
You are such a filthy degenerate

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>>34552257
I know. You love it.

>>34552221
Probably not, no. If she was really insistent and had a super good reason I'd consider it, but I don't know what a super good reason to peg me would be.

>>34552323
>"I let you put your dick in my butt, why won't you let me put mine in yours? That's not fair at all! I thought you loved me!"

>>34551370
>>34551047
i-is he gone now? pls come back and tell us more. why didn't you guys ask for juicy details?

>>34549480
Why would the fucking F.B.I even care.?

>>34551717
>purposefully being pessimistic
You know good and well you want the happy anime life with your two loving sisters/wives and your happy children

More Laura, Pat, Anal guy and bearguy. Less politics and race shit.

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>>34552768
OK

gas the Jews. Race war now

>>34552768
>More Anal guy
>Less politics
Contradictory when Anal gets triggered so often about it

>>34552768
What about Lucy? Lucy's pretty cool too.

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>>34552877
I do not get triggered. Stfu liberal cuck

>>34552898
Sorry forgot about Lucy - yes, and anorexic girl (sorry can't remember her name)

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>>34552768
I'm eating a sandwich and playing Final Fantasy III, hooray. /MorePat

>>34552676
I want a lot of things that I can't have, yes.

>>34552933
Andrea. I hope she's doing alright.

>>34552972
Same. I hope she's ok as well

>>34552950
Have you told Em how she is your only love

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Someone needs to post this every time this shit happens.

>>34552950
But you can have them, they are within your grasp

>>34553032
Very true my friend - original friend comment

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>>34552276
My second favorite gif after pic related

Anyways, today was okay, K an I's original plan was to go to this nice park, but it started snowing pretty heavy, so he'd pick me up and we could go to his place since his roommates were out
His place was nice, cleaner than I expected for 3 guys in college (I assume his roommates are in college, never actually asked)
We sat on the couch and before he said anything, I kissed him, not a real kiss, just the way you kiss someone on the cheek, but longer and on the lips. I let go, said that was for Saturday and he just laughed a little, which wasn't the reaction I was hoping for, and then he gave me a real kiss and it kind of threw me off and I felt weird and got kind of panicky inside so I went to the bathroom
I just felt really weird, I took a second to breath and flushed the toilet, and went back out and sat down. He asked if I was alright because we kissed and the first thing I did was "scurry off to the bathroom", I was honest and told him it just felt weird. We talked for a bit and I told him I was worried he'd get tired of my shit, he reassured me things we're okay, he made sure to mention that I am weird and confuse him often, but things we're going good
He put on Black Mirror and said he understands why I passed on the first episode as a date movie, we watched 2 episodes and he put his arm around me and we kind of snuggled, it was nice, until now it's been me "giving it a shot" but I'm starting to like him, it felt resting my head on him and relaxing
It wasn't a perfect day but it easily could've taken a turn for the worse

>>34553175
Congrats Laura, good job with K

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>>34553175
Did you give him a proper good bye kiss this time?

>>34553175
Sounds like you are coming around to your boyfriend- spaghetti aside he seems like he can handle it. Does that make you feel more comfy or turns you off because you know your heart lies with your dad?

>>34553175
Gross, this isn't incest

>>34553175
Good job, Laura. I knew you could do it.
Now you should fuck with him and text him "I think I might be pregnant."

>>34553232
No, it was the same kiss I gave him the first time, he laughed again and said I was funny
>>34553251
I love my dad with all my heart, but at this point I've face the facts, he's going out with my mom every other day or so, I'm gonna be 20 soon, I want to get over him and move on
And the fact that I've practically dumped out all my baggage and spaghetti-ed everywhere and he's still even talking to me is really reassuring, I don't know why he is, but I witnessed question it, and like I said, I'm starting to like him a little, the latter half of today was comfy

>>34553362
How is that gonna fuck with him? He knows they didn't have sex. I don't get it.

>>34553430
>I'm gonna be 20 soon
No you're fucking not, stop saying that

>>34553430
What if your dad said "0k I feel the same" would you give up your boyfriend? No interference from your mum. Would you live in a house with your dad as a couple and forget about your boyfriend?

>>34546965
>that feel you will never reach the level of Bearguy

You are denser than the blackest black hole.

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>>34553583
That's why I love em. He reminds me of me when I was young

>>34553636
I refuse to believe anyone has ever been as dense as him. Or has even come close.

>>34553438
I don't get it either, but so far I've been bad with jokes
>>34553477
I'm closer to 19 but I'm still close to 20, 7 months isn't a long time
>>34553570
Yea I would, I'd feel like an asshole but I would without a doubt, maybe in a year it'll be different

>>34553648
...The first time I had "sex", I fucked her belly button, and wouldn't have been any the wiser had she not told me.

Say that again

>>34553681
Were you 8 or something?

>>34553636
>He reminds me of me when I was young
When you didn't know how great pegging is?

>>34553657
>7 months isn't a long time
Yes it is, goddammit

pat is a fucker

reminder you guys literally gobble up the stories of an alabama incest fiend because you've never had a relationship

>>34553692
No I was 22

>>34553692
Freshly 18. She refused to fuck an underage guy

>>34553702
Bullshit. I've been married for 10 years. I like these threads because I'm a normie (somewhat) to live vicariously through. Think before you make a general assumption.

>>34553744
I wasn't aware 18 was underage. But how do you manage to not figure out how it works, even before that age?

>>34553784
I was fresh 18...Like turned it the night before.

And I told you: I was dense and stupid as fuck. My upbringing wasn't the best. Had to learn a lot of shit the hard way

>>34553826
Fucking don't we all man. Life isn't like TV - I wish these younger robots could realise this.

>>34553826
Fuck, and I thought I was a dumbass when I was younger.

>>34553694
I guess it's a matter of opinion
>>34553583
Don't bully bearguy, he's doing fine

>>34553885
It's why I think this place is comfy (r9k as a whole). Just cause I'm older doesn't mean I'm not a robot. I'm still a shut in hermit. I don't eat tendies, but beans and weenies. I hate other people. I used to fap constantly before I got married. But at some point everyone learns to adapt to normies enough to know what facial arrangements please people, and what sequence of words makes people go away quickest

>>34553959
Amen Laura

>>34553959
>Fine

Compared to everyone else? He's way slower than some kind of snailturtle, you could be dead and never move and you'd still get farther than him.

>>34553969
Agreed my man. I'm in the same position, worked my ass off all my life, now I'm a robot. Some people think I failed but I did what I need to do. I succeeded yet failed. Strange position to be in but that's how life works man.

>>34553041
I literally don't see a path that leads to what you're talking about unless multiple miracles and/or disasters take place.

>>34553702
I don't live in Alabama though.

Gonna clear my head and focus on Emma tonight, there's nothing much to tell you guys anyway. She's home and doing very normal Em things.

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>mfw changing myself to go to the pool with my little sister
>mfw she is completely naked and looking at my bulge
>mfw she asks "why dont you take your boxers too? theyll get wet"
>i just pretend to not care

Its really easy now but once puberty starts kicking on her ill just try to be away from home.

>>34554090
Will she ever realize you love her more than the older sis

>>34554020
Don't compare him to everyone else, then. As long as he is at least protect imouto, he's doing good. He's already said they both don't want to rush into things and end up ruining everything.

>>34554020
I understand his spaghetti, he's still a nice guy

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>>34554135
>protect imouto

And how do you do that?

>letting anyone else touch your imouto

>>34554127
>Its really easy now but once puberty starts kicking on her ill just try to be away from home.
That's a horrible idea. That's one of the most vital parts of a girl's life. You need to be there for her when she's emotional, hormonal, and scared about her body changing. You need to hold her, tell her she's gonna be alright, assure her that she is and always will be beautiful, and let her know that you'll always be there to protect her.

Make sure you hug her and tell her you love her every day, so that she's never worried about people not caring about her.

>>34553959
Stop cucking your dad in spirit

>>34554323
Im not a lovey kind of guy. What i mean is that i dont want our bodies rubbing together and me getting a boner and something awkward happening between us. I can still punch her bullies for her if she wants to feel protected, about hormonal changes and shit she can talk with our older sister or her mother.

>>34554380
Speaking of which, two days ago most of my family almost died in a car crash accident. My dad had told me that if that happened it was my duty to move to the appartment and take care of my little sister alone. Just imagine that anons. Living the depressed anime mc life.

>>34554324
Laura can't cuck her dad in spirit or real. He said no. Get with it it my man.

>>34554380
Well then at least tell her you care about her at least once a week

>>34554090
Put your tongue in her.

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>>34553969
>robot
>married

>>34554457
It happens. Get older and realise

>>34554436
>implying he means no
He's being held down by social norms like the stupid normie he is. She must liberate him

>>34554486
No thanks, I'd rather not be in a miserable marriage.

>>34554486
Sad part is it happens, and your left wondering how the fuck you wound up at this point

Who /hatesbeingaliveandonlyhighlightofthedayisincestthreads/ here?

>>34554486
>implying you can be married and still be a robot

>>34554490
I actually agree. I would give Laura what she wants. Fuck normies. But to be honest I don't have a daughter and I'm not sure what I'd do. But more than likely I would give in.

>>34554505
Agreed- I tried so fucking hard and the normies fucked me over en masse.

13 year old daughter dad-anon, if your daughter asked you to buy her a dildo when she was 15-ish, would you do it?

>>34554541
Yes. I have no friends, sexless marriage and connect with a lot of problems that this board has. But enough about me. I'm into this thread and really want to read stories from the regulars.

>>34554666
>those numbers

Seems like your marriage is going exactly as planned.

Why even get married in the first place? What were you thinking?

>>34554555
>>34554490
Three dad's have popped up in the threads and all have said they wouldn't touch their daughters
I think it's one of those things that you'd like to do but in reality you wouldn't

>>34554632
Surprised anyone remembers me let alone asked for me
First, that's a really unrealistic scenario, but if it happened I wouldn't buy her one

>>34554824
Shit, remember you? I miss seeing your updates, you nigger

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>>34554516
m-me

>tfw no blind short haired imouto who loves me
>tfw no imouto at all

Death would be an upgrade

>>34554824
Would you buy her one if she was 17?

>>34554749
Because every new marriage is like a fuck fest. I married a Stacy and it was awesome for the first 2 years. Then it all becomes like a normie fest - house car ect. Because I couldn't give her a kid, it became about money.

>>34554892
>it became about money
>implying it isn't always about money

Even more so because you married a Stacey

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Anyone catch that elf thread last night? The OP's image gave me chills, but I told that to my sister and now she's afraid of being left alone. Might move the sleepover to my room tonight because of that.

Besides that, nothing is going on tonight. She's ranting about someone in the community trying to have the school board consider lowering the funding for band in her school. She's really fired up, but when I told her to do something, she just said "It'll sort itself out" and plopped on my lap.

>>34553583
Sorry! And thanks to those with the kind responses. We'll get there, even if I'm a bonehead virgin. Glad you're getting along with K, Laura.

>>34554944
>Sorry!

Stop saying this and do something instead.

>>34554516
me too, I would really like a little sister to spoil

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>tfw no imouto

I always wanted a big sister to look after me, to give me emotional support and to look up to.

I'm so lonely I have never had a friend either.

I'm a shell of a man at 23, I feel broken.

>>34554944
Right now, go ask your sister to let you watch her masturbate the next time you guys are home alone.

>>34554918
True. I'm not denying that. I honestly thought that it was a soul mate type of thing. Back on the thread track - I wish I had a sister or a daughter of age. I would be smashing either as long as they were into it.

>>34555027
We have the home to ourselves almost everyday except for the weekend. I'll squeeze that in, or something similar to that, when we're in bed.
>>34554974
I will.

>>34554868
I would never buy my daughter a dildo
>>34554851
I never really gave updates, just put in my two cents every now and then, but if anyone wants to know more
>Daughter picked up the guitar a few months ago, she can play a few songs
>She really wants to pick up the piano now
>I want to try and reach her how to drive next year
>She used up some of the money I give her for chores to buy me a Dak Prescott shirt, she wouldn't tell me how much it was but after a quick Google search it was $32

>>34555234
>I would never buy my daughter a dildo
Well I guess you're not as good of a dad as I thought you were. What kind of car are you gonna use to teach her to drive in?

>>34555325
You tell him. He should just let her use his dick as a dildo instead.

>>34555379
>You tell him. He should just let her use his dick as a dildo instead.
She's only 13 you degenerate fuck

>>34555325
I've said more than once I'd never touch my daughter, you'll understand if you ever have a kid
It's a 2012 Chevy Cruze, nothing fancy but I don't need anything more

>>34555402
Eh, he can wait if he's not into that. He just has to make sure she doesn't use someone else's dick as a dildo.

>>34555421
>I've said more than once I'd never touch my daughter, you'll understand if you ever have a kid
I never said anything about touching her, just buying her something to help her relieve her sexual tension. If my daughter (14+) asked me to buy her a dildo, I'd buy a small one for her.

>>34555402
>She's only 13
Exactly, that's prime pussy, Anon. He can't miss out.

>>34555526
If you actually had a kid I don't think you would but if they thought gets you off it gets you off

>>34555601
>>34555648
>only caring about getting your rocks off

Where is any of the love in this

>>34555698
Just saying I'm not gonna fuck my daughter, sure she's cute and we're really close, but I'm not fucking a 5' tall 13 year old

>>34555648
>If you actually had a kid I don't think you would
Why would I not buy something for her that makes her happy and lowers the chance of her having sex with someone before she's married?

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>>34555756
>a 5' tall 13 year old

Why not?

>>34555773
You're talking out your ass, if anything I feel it would do the opposite and encourage sexual activity
>>34555804
Even if I wanted to it'd just hurt her ya dingus

>>34555864
>Even if I wanted to it'd just hurt her ya dingus

How so?

>>34555890
>5' tall
>Not completely developed
>Maybe 100lbs
It wouldn't go too well

>>34555949
I'm sure she'll grow up to be a big girl.

>>34555970
She should, her mother was like 5'5", I'm like 5'10

Any chance Hungry imouto guy has been banging his sister since the last time he posted?

>>34555864
>You're talking out your ass
Yes, as I have no experience with daughters asking me to buy dildos for them.
Maybe you're right, and it would make her want more.
Maybe I'm right, and it would keep her satisfied.
Maybe she would only use it once, and decide to never stick anything in there ever again.
Maybe it just depends on the woman, and arguing with someone on the internet about a hypothetical situation is pointless.

>>34556260
>a hypothetical situation

Probably not for long

>>34556260
That's all fair I guess, my daughter's been pretty open with me and vice versa, I don't think she'd ask for one

>>34555970
for you well more like her dad

Game Theory: Everyone in these threads is all the same person, except for one clueless anon.

>>34556758
I'm still convinced none of you are real. This is all just AI projected on my screen to placate me in this matrix

I'm not even kidding

>>34556758
>>Game theory
Really nigga? Interesting concept though

>tfw Emma rubs her ass on my lap for half an hour and then runs off to the shower, telling me not to join her

I wanna cum inside her, I don't care anymore. I don't know what's going on, I feel like I need to all of the sudden.
I just wanna see my baby sister smiling at me after I've filled her up and then kiss her for hours and maybe fill her up again and I don't fucking know please send help

Ignore that, I'm venting.

Also this thread got weird again, you probably shouldn't fuck your daughter unless you're Laura's dad.

>>34556888
Dude just fucking do it already!!!!! Fill her pussy to the brim and make her beg for more. Literally everyone wants you to. (Including Em and you.)

>>34556888
KEK has decided.

Just give her an anal creampie, dude.
Then post a picture of her butt in the zebra stripes.

>>34556888
>you probably shouldn't fuck your daughter

But a sister is just fine

>>34556888
Wait a second,
>Emma rubs her ass on my lap for half an hour.
>half an hour.
How did you go that long without taking her right there?

>>34556888
Yea fucking a 13 year old isn't right
My feelings for my dad didn't turn sexual until I was like 15 I think, before that it was more of a crush if I'm remembering right

>>34553271
I used to like Laura but now she is basically a fembot talking about fucking some guy this isn't suited to /r9k/. Go back to lurking girl.

>>34556953
>>34556971
I'm not gonna actually do it, maybe anal though.

>>34557081
I legit thought it was leading to something. Hope she wasn't waiting for me to pounce on her or something.

>>34557128
Even ignoring ages, father-daughter is just kind of a weird thing but you seem genuine about your feelings and I can't help rooting for you.

>>34557289
Go fuck her in the shower and cum inside her pussy while you're at it.

>>34557128
>9EctP4xsIH9
Excuse me who are you

>>34557380
I accidentally added a random "q" to my trip, whoops
>>34557289
Thanks, but there isn't much left to root for
>>34557288
You're kinda right I guess, I just post for my own sanity and I like you guys, I understand where you're coming from

>>34557472
Don't stop posting, you're one of the best contributors of intelligent conversation and content in these threads

>>34557472
I'm a dense shitter, but I'd never want you to leave. Even if you're right that there is not much to root for, I still hope you stay. If not with posting, than hopefully with lurking. But posting would be nice

There's always a chance, right? Also, about the whole masturbation thing. I've failed two times trying to get it in, but how do you get a normal conversation to that? Is it good to even talk about it? I don't think I can say the stuff some of you guys recommend in a calm and collective state. pls it's almost time for bed.

>>34557616
>I've failed two times trying to get it in
Phrasing.
>34557616
>how do you get a normal conversation to that?
Just fucking ask her, you don't need any buildup.

>>34557616
>in a calm and collective state

If you were anyone but you you could. I mean, you've discussed where you're going with this whole thing, right? Just ask her.

>>34557561
I'm just saying he's got a point and he's not on about nothing
Also, thank you
>>34557616
I'll probably lurk here for a long time, good luck with the whole masturbation thing, I guess try and work masturbation into a conversation but I don't know

>>34556852
I have thoughts like that sometimes.
Like all these posts are just generated from an advanced computer AI program that senses trends on the internet and auto-generates threads and posts for scientific analysis on the reaction of the actual human posters.

Fucking captcha's in on it to.
Paleface Daines

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>>34558339
Well...For what it's worth, a real person did make this thread

unless I have a computer brain or I'm part of the system

Lucy, did you clear things up with your sister?

Man these threads always kick up when I'm not around.


>>34558535
Are we seriously having a discussion about the philosophical implications of a digital reality?
Cause that kinda makes me hard.

>>34558663
Sure, why not. Not like I need sleep tonight anyway

Imoutos are just shitter nee-sans

niiii-tan, anal ga nani desuuu?

So I see imouto cuddler got caught about a month ago. What happened with that whole situation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RxuvdQ8VDk

bump

>>34558766
Find out next time on "read the fucking archives"

Pretty standard night. Me and L went out for a walk in the snow that turned into a snow ball fight. I'm still mad that she dumped a bunch of snow down the back of my shirt though.


>>34558686

Anal guy, is the ass hole representative of your own existential fear of the void?

Hi /r9k/, this is a X-post from /adv/, I have a love for my little sister that is too strong and needs to stop, she's both too young and, by societies standards, too close. It would be double van time for me if we went full out.
I see her 2 weekends a month when visiting parents to babysit, but when I'm not visiting all I can think about is the next visit so I can be with her. We are glued together when we see each other, even sleep together (No, not "sleep" sleep). We kiss a lot and our hands go a little too low when we cuddle on the sofa and I get this really sexy look when it happens (It isn't actual mutual masturbation, but a light tingle) but we never talk about it. I feel like we are more than siblings and it needs to stop before it gets too serious... at least that's what my brain thinks. The aching in my heart, however, always wants for us to become more than brother and sister. Any advice, either to stop, or take it to the next level, I'd greatly appreciate it! Many Thanks!

>>34559007
I'd say it's more of my desire to fill a void. I don't fear the void. I confronted my own mortality at a very young age, and I don't harbor illusions of an after life. But I would say that the symbolic asshole would be my struggle to fill in the hole that my disappearance might cause. But ultimately, it's fruitless ass all holes are always, at thier base state, a nothingness void

>>34559051
>too strong
No such thing. Ages would help, you know.
>The aching in my heart
Pretty sure it's something called love. You should probably include as many details as possible.

>>34558557
I went and sat in her room for a while. She was doing homework for most of it but she seemed okay. I managed to say "I'm sorry, I'm confused" but I'm not entirely sure if she even understood me. She can usually tell how I'm feeling without me saying anything anyways.

>>34559105
My age is Uni age, my sister is ~10 years younger than that
>You should probably include as many details as possible.
What details would you like?

>>34559051
If you truly love her, wait for her. Cut off the sexual stuff, it can be held against you if you get found out. When she becomes of-age, if she still wants you and you still want her, then figure things out from there.

>>34559140
Wait a minute. Are you the girl with the stutter?

>>34559164
I mean, start from the beginning. How this all started, have you talked about it (though due to her age, I don't know what effect would have), what your current situation is.
>>34559172
Is kind of on the point, you might wanna wait a bit and all that. Do try to not worsen whatever relationship you have though, you never know what she might be like in 5 or 10 years.

>>34559140
Have you been eating properly? Have you tried talking with your family at all?

>>34559104
Sound like you have a pretty dower view on life.

I guess I'm a bit of an eternal optimist though. As shit as things can get, you can always work to make them better. I've always kinda looked to my own life as proof of that.

>>34559178
I thought everyone knew that was me

>>34559287
I'm eating okay. I talk a little bit, I didn't really talk much anyways. All I did was go from 5-10 words a day to none. I tried to talk over the weekend. Like saying yes or no, that's usually most of what I would normally say anyways.

>>34559332
I haven't been here from the beginning, I gotta add a little something to all the tripfags so I don't forget who they are.

>>34559328
Yeah, I get that a lot. My wife insists I should go on depression meds

>>34559243
Well for the first 75%ish of her life we were just normal brother and sister (it may or may not be worth mentioning we're half siblings) but for the past 2 or so years It feels like we're getting closer. She now calls me everyday and we talk for a long time, and try and always talk about when we'll next see each other. When she was 5/6. we use to have "play-baths" with swimming costumes... the swimming costumes have now disappeared. Our cuddles seem to get a lot "heavier" over time so to speak. We haven't talked about it, but I'm not sure what we'd say.

>>34559172
This is what I'd ideally do, but it feels like I'm past the point of no return, If I suddenly stop being so close it might damage our relationship

>>34559405
It seems pretty normal, though I wouldn't really know. Pretty much everyone that's posted here has done more than that. Don't know what you meant by Uni age, I'd guess you're 20? Or so. The ~10 years younger would make her, what, 9 years younger? That's close enough for mine and my own half sisters ages.
>We haven't talked about it, but I'm not sure what we'd say
If I'm not too far off, I suppose you're right. Just keep your relationship more or less as it is right now, when she grows older she'll probably seek you out by herself is she feels the same for you. You could discuss it then. The rest of the people in this thread have older sisters, and they're not really rushing it at all. Though I don't know how patient you are.

Except Bearguy, but he's just the densest thing ever.

>>34559545
I suppose I ages, I'm 19 and she is 8 nearly 9. I've never seen a child in this way before. I don't mind waiting, I wouldn't mind if things stayed the way they are are, but I have a feeling this is going to tip one way, very bad or very good, but no middle.

>>34559672
>very bad or very good

Meaning?

>>34559332
I care about you and I want you to be happy and healthy. Never forget that.

What month were you born in?

>>34559691
Meaning, we either have a proper "relationship", or our relationship sours. Our love seems to be stronger every time we see each other, I fear if I try to slow it down and go back a bit, it won't go well

>>34559375

Lot has to do with your state of mind and your perspective. I hope you find a better place man.


I'm off to join L and get some sleep. Take it easy everyone.

The mods will erase the thread if the pedo talk continues. Just warning ya'll

>>34559672
At her age its too evil to exploit her naivete and trust as an older brother. That 9-14 age area is messy and you have to hold off lewding until older.

Now I'll be honest with you as a fellow robot, I am unfortunately attracted to young girls. People may call me pedo or w/e but its not like that, its more that I am emotionally frozen in time to that age because I never experienced teen love. I am guessing you might be the same?

>>34559744
Eh, you're overreacting. Just keep it in your pants as it is, it seems like you have a great relationship so far, if you do try to push it, then it's more likely to not go well than if you just keep it as it is. I mean, it's an 8 year old girl, and I don't know how much she gets/will get until she's older. Just make sure someone doesn't steal her from you. Unrequited love is a bitch, but if she doesn't like you, you've already lost. Such is life.

>>34559767
What happened to "this is purest love"?

>>34559841
I'm just warning. Nothing more

>>34559853
Ah, so it's not purest love unless it's just siblings.

Anal guy is actually m00t

>>34559870
But moot is kill. I'm not kill

although I'm sure some faggots here would like that

>>34559870
>m00t
Who?

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>>34559932
New fag detected.

Google search, faggot

>>34559769
I definitely wouldn't want to exploit her, and really I just want to make he happy, lewd or no lewd. I too never experienced teen love, I suppose she is my first love
>>34559815
Thanks, I don't want to rush or force anything, that is for sure

>>34559954
I was just pretending to be retarded, remember when people used to joke that people would actually ask that seriously?

>>34559970
Meh, I'm jaded from b.

I wish the dick compare and boipussy would die already

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>>34559968
>I suppose she is my first love

It's fine, I'm sure that if you come across any problems you'll find one of these threads. Hopefully your relationship doesn't go to shit 5 or 10 years from now. Or ever.

>>34560014
Thanks anon

>>34559991
Stuff like that is why I stopped going on /b along time ago

>>34559991
>that feel when lurking /b/ for a year and then posting until I moved to /v/

I don't even go there anymore, but pop in every once in a while, but never stay. Looking back, I missed a lot of stuff that happened back then that people would say was a big deal.

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>>34559991
>Thee Anal Guy
>not liking boipussy

>>34559991
>>34560224
Is that really what you call yourself because your wife won't put out, or is it something else?

>>34559968
I feel compelled to say something, although I dunno how valuable it'll be. Emma (My little sister, if you're new to these threads) bathed with me for the last time (Or so we thought) when she was 8-ish, and I'm pretty sure we only stopped because of an off-hand comment from our dad. I forget if I mentioned it here, but she's since said she wishes we could've kept doing stuff like that even through her puberty, and she was sad that we grew a little distant through those years. Now that I think about it, that might've lead to her fetishizing our relationship and indirectly lead to our current circumstance, but that's not my point. All I'm saying is, while full-lewd isn't and shouldn't be an option, just stick with your imouto, and give her the love and attention she needs, up until a certain degree. You can decide what you wanna do beyond that when she's old enough to think like a human.

And if someone's been waiting on an update for me, Em showered by herself because she was "preparing for butt stuff". I don't know what she did exactly, but it slid in easier than usual, and I gave her ass the exact treatment we both needed. I had to eat her out after though, I guess anal orgasms aren't a thing she can have yet, if that's a real thing at all.

Before she fell asleep, she apologized for the older sister thing yet again, but she urged me to be honest about how I feel. I brushed her off, I dunno what to tell her. I wish this stupid thing would just go away.

>>34560314
The name just stuck after pressuring Pat to have anal a long time ago

>>34560351
>>34560353

What timing, it appears to have worked.

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>>34560377
That's why I'm the anal guy!

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>>34560377
That's actually really funny. Praise the anal gods I guess.

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>>34560406
Love ya Pat

and you're welcome

>>34560351
>p until a certain degree
I just need to find the degree

Thank you for the advice everyone,
but I must go now, perhaps I'll speak to some of you in a new thread in the future?

>>34560406
Pat how long until your "coming out as a couple" birthday party?

>>34551867
Hmm I wonder who could be behind this post
Oregano

>>34560431
Did I ever say something like that was gonna happen? My birthday's in august, if that's what you're asking. I guess a million things could change between then and now, but I don't see us ever having a big dumb coming out party, unless a staggering majority of our friends and family are somehow fine with me potentially inseminating my little sister.

Going to bed, see you nerds and anal fiends after work.