Asceticism thread

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>>34543898
Then how do you get off? Or does Mother spank you for such naughty thoughts?

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Yeah I "abstain" from sex bruh
For real though I'd like to smoke to calm myself down, but my lungs are asthmatic morons and I wheeze quickly.

>>34543927
I don't need to get off. Pleasure is entirely optional to being alive and feeling content with yourself.

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>tfw you get to that sweet spot where you can eat a bowl of granola and two apples in a day and not feel hungry at all
>tfw you're in day 2 of fasting and have lost all need to eat or poop. you feel your body in equilibrium

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>>34543898
abstain from sex
>kissless virgin
alcohol
>too young to drink
other obviously hedonistic pleasures
>basically only go to class and shitpost
>tfw I'm an atheist

how did this happen?

>>34544057

>too young to drink

No such thing. Get your dad/mom to grab you a pint of vodka or something.

>>34543898
Sex is degenerate desu, but its not like I have a choice either way.

>tfw no catholic gf

>>34544057
u r bad at high school

>>34544039
suuuuuuure nerd lmao you have surpassed the laws of thermodynamics

>>34543898
I'm with you. I'm straight edge. Drugs? Not in my neighborhood!

>>34543927
Some of us can find enjoyment in the simple pleasures of life.

>>34544111
>he really thinks you *need* 2k calories a day
When you're fasting/eating so little food your metabolism does great things to adjust itself and your body

also checked

I occasionally drink but otherwise I am with you.
No sex and no drugs.

>>34544152
nah child, i do sports and weigh 80+kg, i NEED 2k+ calories a day, this is non negotiable and scientifically proven

>>34544201
Cool man I never said *you* didn't need them

>>34544115
Thanks. I heard some guys talking in the library today. One guy said he's getting tired of heavy drinking and another made fun of him and asked him if he's seen God. I hope he doesn't let himself be pressured to continue.

>>34544089
I'm in college though

originally in the highest

>>34544262
well if you're some 58kg beta with a 12 year old's body, then yeah you could sustain yourself with 800kcal, what's your point?

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>>34544291
I dont have a point. I was just sharing my contributions to the thread

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I dislike drugs and people who do drugs. I'm a virgin by choice. I don't participate in this sex culture. I do drink on occasion and I see nothing wrong with that. Drinking to be social and participating in tradition is a positive thing, being drunk is not. I also dislike when people curse around me.

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>>34544039
>>34544152
Enjoy the crash when your body starts to run low on essential vitamins/minerals/fat reserves.

>>34544372
Did he imply that he is fasting permanently? Usually it's a thing you do once a year.

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>>34544338
>I'm a virgin by choice.
How much of a choice? Have you ever had to say no to sex? I told my chaplain that I don't want sex but I've also never had opportunities to have sex. He said that if i wanted to have sex I would have put myself in situations where I could have gotten it, but I'm not convinced.

>>34543898
>tfw cant feel pleasure, not even hobbies

You have forsaken me, no pleasures is cancer , maybe even worse than hedonism (probably not)

>>34544814
>Have you ever had to say no to sex?
not that anon but does pushing a horny priest off you count?

>>34544908
Damn. Are you a guy or a girl?

It doesn't count if you avoided a rape or something.

>>34545097
does that mean you get molested and still be a virgin?

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>>34545139
Imo virginity is actually about innocence and not hymens. If you are the victim of a crime then you are innocent and therefore virgin in my eyes. In a similar vein if you fight off a creepy rapist you aren't practicing abstinence, you're just defending yourself.

To lose your virginity you have to willingly have sex, and to practice abstinence you have to say no to sex that you are tempted to have.

That's just my opinion, though.

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>>34545220
>tfw got raped
>still a virgin

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not me at all i do drugs pretty much daily and have sex at least weekly. i have some painkillers and brandy on my desk atm and i got a massive sheet of acid that i'll eat some of this weekend. i don't really jerk off ever though. it's not that great and i wanna be really horny for when i'm with my gf so it's better.
honestly drugs might be a little degenerate. they are pretty nice though, i just think abusing them is fucked. sex is not though. it is really nice to be that close to someone you love. it makes both of you feel good and happy and connected. casual sex is a different story though. but with someone you really care about and who makes you smile, it is really pure.