Literally how the fuck can you have friends and claim to be a robot?

The same way people going to university/college claim to be robots, or the way people who have their drivers license claim to be robots. This board is full of faggot shitposting normies.

>>34542091
You think you're being smart don't you?
Kill yourself.

>>34542103
But he's fucking right you know.

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>>34542091
There are different degrees of robot

However, the line is drawn at being friends with a girl, holding hands with a girl, or going on a date. If you have done any of those things you are a normie and you don't belong here.

>>34542115
Having friends or not is NOT an arbitrary personal standard for qualifying as a robot.
Fuck off.

>Not having like-minded robot friends to share feels with

I have friends, but I feel like I'm always annoying them and I don't make an impact at all in there life. Don't think that I benefit much to anything in our friendship other than liking similar things and occasional laughs. Too paranoid to trust my friends at all so I don't let people get close to me. I really don't feel like I have friends at all. Similar to when you have high school friends that you only talk to while in school. Doesn't feel like they actually want to be my friend, we're just in the same Discord server for similar reasons. Besides, whenever I talk to them I never contribute to the conversation much other than piggybacking off of what they're saying. I never initiate conversation anyway because I don't want to be anymore annoying than I already am.

Because if you're not able to make or keep even a single friend in your life you're lower functioning than a robot. We need a new term for that.

>>34542248
>being interesting enough that people want to spend their time on you
Kill yourself normalshit.

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>>34542068
Alright, so you are just dumb I guess.

I will be your friend, making you a normie.
Or
I will offer to be your friend, and you will decline, meaning your loneliness is self imposed, making you not a robot.

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>>34542068
You're right anon, the board should be filled with only the most pathetic of people. Nevermind the fact that robots with friends, or even robots who aren't virgins need help and a place to come back to every once in awhile.

Fuck you.

>>34542136
Spot the normie everyone

>>34542326
If you don't actively want to get out of robot-hood, you aren't a robot.

>>34542373
Fuck off back to /soc/ you normie faggot

>>34542344
I tried having friends, online and offline. They drifted away because they were bored.
Go ahead and keep pretending that there don't exist people more deserving of your special title than you though.

>>34542410
I don't, that is exactly my point. Being a robot isn't caring about the title. I am just saying that if you actively turn down friendships, you arent a robot.

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>>34542134
I was on a date once.
But the girl had no idea.
Even though I spent 100 dollars on a movie SHE wanted to see, and snacks and everything nice
the movie was shit
Days afterward, another "date" and she's with friends, we're having 'fun', if you could call anxiety and nervousness and awkwardness and all that good shit fun
>one of her friends says "Oh, how long have you and Anon been dating"
>Girl says "Oh no we haven't, he's just taking me places..."
>Mutter "Geez. Doesn't hurt one bit considering I took you to see your movie."
>She hears and says "Anon sorry I didn't know"
To this day I've gone from almost-normie to cyborg. I feel like I only have an eye and an arm left before I'm fully robot.
I'm too lazy to bother with anything and anyone else, doesn't matter if I go full robot, the girl hasn't contacted me besides "Merry christmas anon"

>>34542466
>Even though I spent 100 dollars on a movie SHE wanted to see, and snacks and everything nice


This is your own fault.

>>34542458
You do.
You definitely do.

I have one friend in real life but we don't talk except once a year

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>>34542466
If you were able to go on a date at any point in your life then you are a normie. You don't get to pick and choose like "Oh I was a normie back then but I'm TOTALLY a robot now guys I swear"

And secondly you deserved it for being such a beta nice guy and basically worshipping her. I have no sympathy for you.

Now get off my board norman

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>don't want friends
>don't want sex
>don't want anything
Even r9k is becoming too normal for me, because at least you guys try to make steamfriends or whatever. I don't even have the energy to do that.

>>34543204
I would never want to hang out with people from this board in real life.

God that would be insufferable

I have a friend but I don't like him

>>34543204
>>34543251
All those """"robot"""" meetups are just failed normalfaggots

No true robot would ever go to something like that

A true robot can't relate to other people, including other robots.

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>>34543319
If you aren't a schizoid you should be trying to make friends in real life. Lonely faggots who are miserable have a reason to need community, happy shut ins without grievances might as well go to the most normalfag sections of reddit, because being surrounded by successful people shouldn't bother them.

>>34544412
>if you aren't schizoid
Literally how can you not be clinically diagnosed schizoid and call yourself a robot?

>>34544449
Go to wizchan, say you're a wizard, and call people on this board failed normies. There's no reason for you to be here.

>>34544479
People are smug about being failures at wizchan. I'm too smart for that.

>>34544528
Please stop, I almost never come to /r9k/ but this kind of thing really annoys me. I hate what happened to wizchan, feel threads have vanished from the internet and I don't know where they went. Please don't be a jerk to lonely people, it upsets me and I'm tired of it.

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>>34542068
I don't even want friends anymore. I wouldn't be bothered to do anything with them and I'd rather have more free time on my own now that I'm wagecucking because it's become even more valuable.

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>>34542068
>Literally how the fuck can you have friends and claim to be a robot?
anyone can CLAIM to be a robot

that doesn't mean they are

we just have to ignore those people

>>34542373
>robots with friends, or even robots who aren't virgins
nice joke!

You can be a robot so as long as you're KHHV, be socially awkward and don't have any friends