ITT: moments seriously close to ending in disaster but somehow working out better than expected
The elections of 2016
>>34538431
This is the first thing that came to mind for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKZFv1cFonk
>be 13
>jack of in front of family computer
>mom comes home early
>notimetothink
>hide dick under blanket, dont even pull up pants.
>close 12 tabs, stare at screen
>mom looks into room, see me under blanket, looking at wallpaper
>'hello! Hows it going there? A bit cold, is it?
>try to sound bored 'yeah, and the computer is slow again'
>chat for some time, finally she goes to the bathroom.
That was the closest call in my youth. Cant imagine how bad I would have felt if she had caught me.
>>34538431
>vaping outside school
>teacher starts walking towards me and friend
>ohshit.jpg
>"You boys smoking?"
>head's overheating thinking of excuse
>"Nah just testing out a new distillation device for science class"
>"Can I see it?" suspiciously faced teacher says
>"nah we were just testing it out and shit"
>"ok then"
>walk away
I didn't even study science
>>34538431
Sitting on the toilet reading a mag
Sneeze real hard
Wet shit burst out of my ass
Luck was on my side. I could have been sitting in the sofa.
>>34539173
Oh forgot, put it away as soon as I saw her
>>34538431
I remember one time I went to school on a non-uniform day where you had to dress up as something, and I couldn't be arsed so I just went in a red and black striped t-shirt. Anyway it took about 5 seconds before a teacher stopped me and she started making a big deal out of it and I just told her I was dressed up as Dennis the menace which worked so that saved some ballache.
>>34538431
>9th grade English class, 2005
>have to turn in some project that my class literally had months to do
>obviously didn't do it
>tell mommy I don't feel well the day I have to turn it in
>go to school the day after expecting the worst
>teacher doesn't mention it
>somehow still passed with a 90+I just remember it was an A
>it was a pretty big part of our grade
>>34539256
I went to a school with uniforms. I was that fag who wore his uniform anyway because I couldn't be bothered picking out something else to wear.
Anyway I skidded into oncoming traffic once going around a curve in snowy weather. My wheels started gripping the road enough to get me back in my lane about a second before a truck would have flattened my Honda.
I pulled over and sat really still for about five minutes.
>>34538670
>>'hello! Hows it going there? A bit cold, is it?
>>34539342
Had a similar situation once, don't do an assignment and flat out forgot about it. When we got our grades for the semester my teacher had given me a B+
Many of my teachers probably didn't even care. They're browsing this board probs
>>34539412
>riding bike down a hill
>kids playing next to road
>loose control, going too fast and almost run over a kid.
>throw myself of bike, eat dirt hurt knee
>kids allright but crying
>bike off as fast as possible before parents arrive