What's the whitest thing you've ever done, /r9k/?

Had a job, and didn't steal from the job I worked at.

>>34537474
Going to work

Watching cuckold porn

>>34537474
Uninterested of sports. Like spicy.

>went to the movies with my parents once
>shot a gun with my dad
>went to South Carolina
>ate a peanut butter sandwich
>went to a psychologist to see if I was diagnosed with autism
>went to Ikea for a chair
>bought a Christmas sweater for my dog
>looked up recipies for guacamole
>rode a horse
>had a black friend purely out of racial pity
>admit that the only Eminem song I know is Rap God
>go on /r9k/

I'm p white desu

>>34537474
girl looks cute

>>34537474
Was hanging out with some friends of friends when the black guy said he wanted to work for adult swim.

>"so like Eric Andre, or...?"

I've never seen a successful black cartoonist, so I'm kind of justified in my casual racism.

>>34537601
>girl looks cute

this. sauce?

>>34537505
>>34537503
That's the most japanese thing i've ever heard

>>34537662
Nicole Fox - Bangbus

Enrolled in graduate school, pay taxes, vote Republican

am spic btw

>>34537721
>puffy nips
instantly dropped

Listened to Slipknot

Had white skin

>>34537474
>Watched cuckold porn
>Buying a bottle of taco bell mild sauce
>Complaining about reading subs but at the same time liking foreign films
>Having a full time job
>Paying my credit card on time
>Not liking noise
>Call tons of black people by the wrong name
>Like eminem
>Go on /r9k/
>Can't dance
>Complained and asked to see a manager
>Donate to charity
>Am a libertarian
>Am moderate
>Had a goth phase

Being white.
Having friends out of racial pity as mentioned above.
Trolling black people with a Japanese friend.
Getting lewd with a mestiza girl.

spent years shitposting about niggers while being completely neet

>>34537474
I called people nigger on the internet.

I'm also black, but that's a pretty white thing to do desu.

>>34537474
have no children

>>34537721
Thanks I haven't seen that one in a long time

>>34537474
I had an emo phase

>>34537721
>puffy nipples
Instantly killed my boner

>>34537883
faggot. they're great

>>34537474
> saw a guy in front of me drop his wallet without noticing
>picked it up and gave it to him

>>34537474
I've banged a couple of Asian chicks.

>>34537474
Unironically enjoy BBC videos

Believed in love

Staying in my child's life

>>34538271
You some kind of faggot?

>>34537721
The scene is also called "We hooked up a Marine" but I think it's been removed from their website so good luck finding a good copy of it. I don't even know how OP got a good picture.

>>34537474
I work two jobs

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>own impractical firearms like a hundred year old British service revolver and a reproduction Colt Walker black powder revolver
>listen to old Music Hall songs from the turn of the 20th century
>frequent productions of my cities Gilbert & Sullivan Society
>get verbal warnings from police officers
>know the difference between morning and evening dress, even between black and white tie (own both)

Jokes on you, I'm only half white and am actually a dual-citizen.

>>34537474
Someone insulted me and I didn't shoot them.

>>34538420
Why was it removed?

>>34537576
But do you have autism

>>34538478
That's not very white of you.

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Masturbated to an anime character

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>have no kids of my own
>raise wife's sons and daughters instead

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>request a fork at any asian restaurant

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>>34539057
I don't know how2chopsticks.

Being a productive member of society, going to church, and being an all around decent person

>>34539137
>productive member of society
>being an all around decent person
Why're you on /r9k/?

LEAVE.

>>34537474
I was on a swim team from grade school to high school.

>>34538623
Beats me. She might have contacted them asking to remove it or else lawyers get involved. I don't think most of the girls that get on the Bangbus expect to have videos of them put onto the internet. They're that fucking stupid.

Either way, it's up on the internet forever now. I found 4 other porntube-like sites with her video so gg no re there

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I put mayonnaise on sandwiches.

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I traded currencies on the foreign exchange market for a bit.

I was also quite adept at it

I meticulously compared my penis size to those of the black people in porn videos and I came to the conclusion that I can't compete.

I dip fries into my frostys.

>>34539825
My dad dips sour cream and onion potato chips in chocolate ice cream.

I think that's pretty disgusting but then again he thinks its pretty disgusting that I eat peanut butter and cheese sandwiches.

>>34539846
Both of those are amazing. Get some american "cheese" and some chocolate chip Eggos. Toast the Eggos, put the cheese in between them and microwave it for 10-15 seconds.
>mfw i once put cone coat on banana peppers and it wasnt too bad

>>34539825
I used to do this when I still ate dairy.
It was the comfiest food combo ever, especially with warm, somewhat crispy but soft fries.

i went to an adult baby convention

>>34539871
that sounds pretty good actually. I haven't had eggos for a long time.

I always made my sandwiches with white bread, creamy peanut butter, and "american", colby-jack, or sometimes cheddar cheese. Don't use any cheese with chipotle or peppers, that ends badly.

>>34539884
that's pretty white

>>34537634
What about the guy who did the Boondocks?

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Dropped out of college because of the meme called depression.

Coke.

I am original, fuck you.

Cycled across the US.
Sailed from Australia to New Zealand.
Play miniature wargaming.
Worked at a video game studio.
Girlfriend cheated on me, and I left the country a fortnight later to refocus.
Got a black belt in Judo. // this one is quite Asian too, but in Australia it was overwhelmingly white till about 10 years ago.

Dream of nazi germany winning WW2 every night...

>>34537474
Dance poorly and I'm polite to strangers.

>>34537474
Have a trust fund

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Im not white bruh

>Inherited almost everything I have, or at least the money it was bought with
>do a voluntary job (unpaid)
>absolutely refuse to dance
>used to do that white people half smile when I saw black people until I saw that image macro with the kid
>spend 20+ hours a week on vidya easily

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Not really done but...
>Nicknames School Shooter in hs for being so white and thin (not thin enough for holocaust)

>>34537474
> got friendzoned and cucked
i like to tell myself that it's not devastatingly bad because I cut all contact the moment I found out about her bf. But I still feel pathetic

>>34537474
Obey the instructions of police officers without making a scene.

>>34537474
Playing some basketball at the park me and my friends found a phone that some niggers left behind, so I called back a missed call from "Cousin Wiggles" and told them I found the phone at the park. So any way we hang around and play basketball for a while and then a nasty colored man showed up in a car. He came over to get his phone and offered me weed in exchange for it, but I refused and gave it to him for nothing. Not because I don't smoke weed, but because I don't smoke nigger weed.

fail to be arrested

>>34540668
shitty games nigger-anon, try commit sapeku