>tfw you have actual fangirls who send you shit like this every day

>>34537419
I had someone like that, since I'm a lonely fuck I decided to approach her.
Shortly after she noticed I'm boring and silent as fuck and stopped caring about me.

moar?
are you famous or sumthin maaane

>>34537419
>>34537516
You cannot (cannot) be a robot if you've had messages like this before

or if you've had a girl (female) stalker

>>34537582
i just hit 9000 followers on instagram today

i just post selfies basically, i might be famous one day if i keep up what i'm doing

>>34537584
i'm a cyborg who came here all throughout high school and i'm stuck here

>>34537639
>has a female stalker
>>brah I have 9000 followers on instachat
>>I just post selfies of myself to snapgram brah
yeah nah you dont belong here, run on off to bodybuilding dot com now

you've progressed to "the misc"

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>>34537663
i know i don't belong here, you think i havent tried to leave? part of the ship, part of the crew

>>34537702
Dude you have women begging for your dick and 9000 normies who like you just because you exist

leave, go to the misc. It's like /r9k/ but for you failed chads/failed normies

bye felicia

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>oh this? they're just muh fan girls
>yep, i'm an ol' roboto just like you guys
>9000 followers on my normo gram, shit is so cash

>>34537746
i'm not going to be able to leave just because you told me to, fuck if it was that easy i would have left years ago

>i'm not going to be able to leave just because you told me to, fuck if it was that easy i would have left years ago
sage

>>34537779
sorry broski :^)

>>34537746
If you have that many followers online chances are 80-90% of women irl find you attractive

get the fuck out

>>34537419

Doesn't it feel gross knowing they are just projecting their own ideals onto you and know absolutely nothing about you?

I imagine the novelty of receiving that kind of attention wears off pretty quickly and then you're just left with resentment.

>>34537810
I'm not OP, you should tell him that
>>34537796

>>34537811
i lash out at them all the time when they start commenting or messaging some shallow shit, i only do this so i can get a modelling career one day or some kind of e fame, its nice waking up to like 30 comments on a picture though

>>34537419
Post a pic (with your identity obscured or not, up to you) I want to see what a nice jawline you have

>>34537838
post insta please

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>>34537873
>>34537877

https://www.instagram.com/_ll____ll____ll_/


honestly i dont even feel that attractive

OP should move on to /soc/ or /b/ or even /adv/ but he'll stay here because he wants to have his cake and eat it too

>dudes but I'm so existentially deep I lash out at the women who worship my existence lmao

>>34537922
You have a fucking beautiful cat, what's his/her name?

>>34537942
/soc/ is a shithole with endless penis threads

>>34537952
So is /r9k/, but the people there can probably relate to you more since we're not all wannabe models with 9000 women lusting after our existence(s)

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>>34537944
her name is lilo, she's a lot of fun and full of personality too, she will chase me all over the house, my father took her home from a kill shelter because they would have put her to sleep in a week if someone didnt adopt her

i have an orange tabby as well who followed me home, he was incredibly emaciated and someone had abandoned him or he had gotten lost, this was 2 years ago

Lmao @ ur face.

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>>34538015
not everyone can be attractive anon

>>34538003
That's adorable and your cat is so cute. You're ok in my book Mr Chad

>>34537584
>a girl (female)
as opposed to... what? a male girl?

>>34538037
Of course he is. It's called The Halo Effect.

If someone who wasn't as attractive as him did something like that the reply/replies would be something like
>dude you still live with your dad?
>get a dog or something lmfao cats are for girls and betas
>dude no wonder lol

>>34537922
You're completely normal looking what the fuck

this world is fucking retarded

I'm a stalker. Honestly you should respond to her, it would make her day. I know it would for me if the girl I stalk would.

>>34537922
dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face?

>>34538054
Go back to plebbit. Stop posting stupid questions just because you haven't lurked enough, and stop showing off how new you are.

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>>34538037
have another pic of her before i go

>>34537922
You look like a Neanderthal lol

>>34538060
Not at all I just love cats. Living with your parents is the norm now, nothing really out of place any more.

>>34538122
>Living with your parents is the norm now, nothing really out of place any more.
Maybe in yurolandistan or in britainistan

But in the USA you can only get away with living at home if you're Chadly (like OP) or female

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>these low tier baits
not even worth giving you a (You)

>>34538071
i said thanks and added some heart emojis. i ignore some of them on purpose just so it adds that famous effect

>>34538074
>>34538117
5bux says these are the posts OP thinks are "bait" because his ego is more fragile than the glass from the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme song

>>34538140
Maybe not in areas with low cost of living but here in NY everyone still living with their parents

>>34538155
>because his ego is more fragile than the glass from the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme song
OK you made me laugh haha

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>>34538167
There's more to the US than new york city

>insecure anons try to hurt your feelins and somehow you're the one with the fragile ego

there's not much damage you can do to my ego with your words when i get endless validation from girls who wouldnt even look your way

>>34538187
>he doesnt know that the only validation worth having comes from within
Oh man, the memes about models are all true

>>34537419
Fuck that noise. I settled for a 6/10 oneitis once I realized she was completely infatuated with me. Never again. 2.5 years down the drain, no real connection whatsoever. Being told you are perfect makes it hurt more when things finally dissipate

>>34538210
if that's the case why is everyone on this board so bitter? why is every thread some variant of

>tfw no gf

i don't know that feel op.

>>34538178
I don't live in nyc but it was a similar story when I lived in CA and TX, vast majority of people aren't leaving their parents house in the US, it's a noted phenomenon

>>34538221
>if that's the case why is everyone on this board so bitter?
That's a non-sequitur.

There are people who don't even know what /r9k/ is that attain eternal "validation" through their own actions and self-worth.

>>34538231
Exactly. OP only gets away with it because he's Chad Lachowski.

>>34538218
relationships are memes, girls are basically leeches who use their pussy as leverage over you in exchange for social and financial resources

>>34538054
As opposed to a board-local agenda-driven forced meme.

>>34538240
> There are people who don't even know what /r9k/ is that attain eternal "validation" through their own actions and self-worth.

i never said i needed validation from anyone though

>OP only gets away with it because he's Chad Lachowski.

actually i've been homeless for weeks at a time, i was out on the streets when i was 18 and drinking vodka with vagrants while waiting for my dad to pick me up, i just have loving grandparents
you have some mental gymnastics going on if you think my grandparents let me stay with them just because i'm "chad"

>>34538243
I know.
>tfw she provided for me financially for over a year after I snapped and quit my garbage job and cemented my NEET life

Give and take. Women are an infectious disease.

>>34538285
>i never said i needed validation from anyone though
And yet you bragged about it getting it from complete strangers as if it's something that you can't do without.

>actually i've been homeless for weeks at a time, i was out on the streets when i was 18 and drinking vodka with vagrants while waiting for my dad to pick me up, i just have loving grandparents
you have some mental gymnastics going on if you think my grandparents let me stay with them just because i'm "chad"
yeah yeah I've had a pretty rough life too ever since I was fucking born (and I'm not gonna blogpost about it), you're lucky to have a dad who even picks you up and grandparents who are even alive to take you in

Moreover, women are more likely to not be put off by your life's story (up to this point) because
1.) you're Chadttractive
2.) you're an amateur model

someone with a rougher story (like me) would just make women do a 180 and walk away because I'm not Chad (model-tier attractive)

>>34538323
>as if it's something that you can't do without.
this was never implied, that's just how you want to see it

>yeah yeah I've had a pretty rough life too ever since I was fucking born (and I'm not gonna blogpost about it), you're lucky to have a dad who even picks you up and grandparents who are even alive to take you in

i've had it rough too, 99% of my life has been hell and me being attractive is a new thing to me because i recently lost like 60lbs, i used to be a plague to women and a long time incel before i got my shit together

>someone with a rougher story (like me)
must be nice being so presumptuous

>>34538365
>this was never implied
>>34538187
>there's not much damage you can do to my ego with your words when i get endless validation from girls who wouldnt even look your way
>>he said, before calling me presumptuous
really made me think

>>34538387
>lacking reading comprehension

that was directed at the anons desperately trying to tell me my face was ugly when plenty of females whose opinions i value more seem to disagree

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>>34538404
So its ok for you to be presumptuous but not them? Is that something that you also get from being attractive?

really executive'd my orders

>>34538419
can you point out to me where i was being presumptuous?

>>34538439
>can you point out to me where i was being presumptuous?
>>34538187
>girls who wouldnt even look your way
>who wouldn't even look your way
that's pretty presumptuous, chadnon. There's some attractive guys on here, you're just looking at /r9k/ through your ego-goggles. This guy is objectively attractive, I don't doubt some of your orbiters would "look his way":

>>34533909

as a matter of fact, your entire "/r9k/ is all [attitude]" schtick is presumptuous because you and I know very well /r9k/ is not all one person (if you've been here as long as you claim).

tl;dr: no

>>34538470
>implying an attractive person is going to resort to petty insults to make another attractive person feel bad out of a jealousy

> because you and I know very well /r9k/ is not all one person (if you've been here as long as you claim).

of course not, it's just that the vast majority of people here are bitter and love to shit on anyone that doesnt fit within their (subjective) criteria of being a "robot"

>>34538515
Are you implying everyone who's attractive doesn't get "petty" and "insulting"? There you go again, being presumptuous.

>>34538537
people don't act petty and insecure unless they have a chip on their shoulder

>>34538550
>people don't act petty and insecure unless they have a chip on their shoulder
That's presumptuous of you.

>>34538555
it's logical and rational and there's nothing wrong with assuming that someone who acts like that has some insecurity. is it also presumptuous to assume a known domestic abuse might hit his wife? logic is presumptuous. you assuming you've had a worse life than me simply for being attractive however is on the shallow end of presumptuous

>>34538593
>it's logical and rational and there's nothing wrong with assuming that someone who acts like that has some insecurity. is it also presumptuous to assume a known domestic abuse might hit his wife? logic is presumptuous. you assuming you've had a worse life than me simply for being attractive however is on the shallow end of presumptuous
However you want to rationalize it. You're also being presumptuous again.

>>34538593
abuser*

mootblox

>>34538600
pain is also subjective. but if feeling morally superior to me helps you sleep at night then i won't try to take it from you

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>>34537922

>honestly I don't even feel that attractive
>has an Instagram with meticulously taken selfies with filters over them

>>34538634
>pain is also subjective.
That's pretty presumptuous of you

>>34538636
Yeah like I said, fragile ego. It's kinda sad how even guys can be basic nowadays

>>34538636
i really don't, that's how dysphoria works. it took thousands of followers riding my dick to convince me that i am attractive actually

>>34538657
>fragile ego
>not presumptuous

also, pain is subjective. some people can handle more than others. you'd be a fool to argue this. but at this point you're more interested in trying to make me feel bad for whatever reason than having an actual discussion

>>34538673

if you really didn't you wouldn't feel the need to repeatedly reassure everyone you didn't on an anonymous imageboard

>>34538696
>>34538673
Keep on contradicting yourself. You're still being pretty presumptuous

>>34538706
you seem awfully confident of that

are you a mind reader? you could make a fortune if you didnt use your talent to shitpost

>>34537922

I've seen you on /soc/ before

Fucking normies

It's easy to buy followers and likes on any social media platform

OP is ugly.

>>34538718
>ignored my argument because he has no argument to counter it

alrighty then, this "discussion" is over

>>34538737
>implying a NEET has money to be buying followers and likes

whatever makes you feel better

>>34538756

What filters do you use blox

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>>34538722

that you're bothered enough to respond again shows that the accusations are bothering you, which wouldn't happen if there wasn't truth to them

>>34538739
What argment? ad homs and non-sequiturs aren't arguments. Sorry, I know you were too busy drinking vodka with hobos and taking selfies wit your iPhone to study

>>34538781
This guy also raises a good point, you're a fucking joke if you can't see how you're contradicting yourself

>>34538781
>responding to replies in a thread i created means i'm bothered

well shit, since you replied to me does that mean you're bothered? nice logic fampai

>>34538796
>What argment?

when you *presumptuously* assumed you've had a shittier life than me as if there's a defining measurement, it's arbitrary and subjective at best

>>34538809

yes, your false modesty and insistence that you're not being insincere is bothering me. since I can admit that I'm bothered, why can't you?

>>34538836
>when you *presumptuously* assumed you've had a shittier life than me as if there's a defining measurement, it's arbitrary and subjective at best
That's very presumptuous of you.

>>34538837
>since I can admit that I'm bothered, why can't you?

because /r9k/ trolls don't bother me, i've been coming here too long and knew exactly what to expect when i made this thread

>>34537639
I've seen accounts of beagles shitting that have more followers than you do. Literally less popular than feces.

>>34538845
>That's very presumptuous of you.
>being so presumptuous that you assume i'm being presumptuous

>>34538858

Shut the fuck up idiot, what filters did you use. God I fucking hate faggots like you I swear if I ever see you IRL I'm going to smash your fucking face into the concrete so badly the fucking surgeons at the hospital will look at you and get fucking PTSD

>>34538858
>because /r9k/ trolls don't bother me
Apparently they do lmao

mr "I get validation from girls who wouldn't even LOOK at you"

>>34538862
ive only had my account since january 3, not even a whole month

>>34538858

then why did you make it?

>>34538881
>I swear if I ever see you IRL I'm going to smash your fucking face into the concrete so badly the fucking surgeons at the hospital will look at you and get fucking PTSD

sounds like you might already have ptsd, family

>>34538886
why would i be bothered when trolls keep my thread bumped and on page 1? doing my work for me

>>34538902
Because apparently he wants validation from /r9k/ since "validation from random women who wouldnt even look at us" isn't good enough for him

kinda pathetic IMO, really makes you wonder

>>34538902
why does anyone post here? it's not like i felt compelled to make it, i could have just as easily done something else. bantering with /r9k/ people is a good way to hone your arguing skills because robots will use mental gymnastics and fallacies to no end to try to seem right

>>34538907

You're going to have PTSD even worse when I fucking bite a fucking chunk out of your fucking face you stupid ugly big nosed fucking caveman eyebrows cunt

I'll fucking kill you idiot, what filters did you use

>>34538931
And yet with every post you've made ITT you've just exposed your cognitive dissonance and all the extent of your dunning-kreuger while contradicting yourself like a vapid fool

really made me think

>>34538932
you're not making me want to tell you what filters i use, broski. tell me more about what you're going to do to me though

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This thread is bait and everyone in it, including me, needs to die.

>>34538965

I wish I was dead lol (lol)

>>34538949
that's pretty presumptuous of you :^)

>>34539003
that's hot

i tend to use clarendon to make my eye pics pop out more and i also modify the contrast and brightness

post moar

>>34539003

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU SO EDGY

>>34539071
>shit like this actually happens to some people in this world

>other people are born to billionaire families with great genes and will never suffer

really makes you want to die

>>34539091

wow that was really though provoking, really me consider the possibilities

>>34539091
The guy didn't pay his debts. What did he think was going to happen?

>>34539114

>getting your head cut off is standard punishment for not paying one's debts

really gets my gears turning

>>34539160
When the debts you owe are to the cartels, then yes, they are.

>>34539031
>i tend to use clarendon to make my eye pics pop out more and i also modify the contrast and brightness

What program do you use

>>34539185

ms paint

fjenf

>>34539201

Paint does not have those affects

>>34539185
just the editing options that come with instagram. i'm good with paint.net which i recommend for any editing but i dont use it for selfies

>>34539208

I use a modified version of ms paint, if you don't understand how computers work then maybe you shouldn't edit your pictures

>>34539219

There is no modified version fuck off

>>34539210

Seems legit, maybe now I can become handsome chad with female groupies

>>34539284
heres a tip, if you can grow a beard, only shave it below the jawline level and it will "emboss" your jawline and make it more noticeable