Nobody of you is pissing in fucking bottles. Stop pretending.

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oreganoally get the fuck out you norman

>>34537542
Gimme one reason not going to the fukn toilet memeboy

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>>34537598
>Gimme one reason not going to the fukn toilet memeboy
Sometimes I'm in the middle of a really good game and I don't wanna get up

My 10 year old cousin has diagnosed autism.

I found his piss bottle stash the other day. It's definitely a thing.

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>>34537542
just wanna give a (you) to this guy cause he's pretty cool.

I unironically do when I'm back at my parent's house tbqh

I piss in a jug sometimes, but I have a pretty alright reason.
>live alone in a house with a finished basement
>all my shit is set up downstairs because it's more comfortable and I work from home
>downstairs bathroom has been acting up for ages
>only plumber who isn't too busy to come out is feuding with our family
>have a bad knee and it's rough to go all the way upstairs every time I have to pee

>>34537609
That makes no sense. While pissing in a bottle you cant play either

>>34537542
>lime cucumber

spic or redditor?

>>34537542
Impressive collection, anon.

>>34537666
It's quicker for me to just stand up and piss in a bottle than to go to the bathroom and take a leak then come back. Especially when I'm playing something like Souls and I can't find a bonfire but I know all the baddies aren't dead yet

>>34537679
>>34537679
thx but to be fair I always empty them out and keep just those 6 in rotation because I had a pretty bad problem for a while where I had like a whole desk (and even some underneath) just riddled with pissbottles. But at that time I was also peeing in a bottle because we had a houseguest staying with us and he'd always be drunk so I didn't want to leave the room when he was around

>>34537671
the first one

>>34537711
You rather piss and sit next to pissbottles instead of pissing in a toilet for 30 sec?

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>>34537861
Nothing wrong with staring at my pissbottles while I'm on the pc. I have two (2) IRL friends; both them and my mom know not to come into my room anymore.

What the fuck am I going to feel ashamed about? I empty them out roughly once or twice a week so its not like it gets out of hand

>>34537881
You share a room with piss

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>>34537989
>You share a room with piss
You say that like I give a shit

I do this all the time tbqh. My room is seperate from the house, so it is significantly easier to go ina bottle, rather than go in the house to the toilet. plus it is cold sometimes

>>34538009
And you empty yours out too, right? You get it.

I think this should be the true litmus test as to whether or not someone belongs/is welcome on /r9k/:
>do you agree with the concept of piss bottles

I accidentally spilled a piss bottle when mommy unexpectedly came into my room. At least she didn't catch me in the act, that would've been way worse.

FUCK YOU MOM I KEEP TELLING YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE YOU COME IN!

>>34538020
after it builds for awhile, kinda lazy. the first couple times my mom did it for me, but now im on my own

>>34537996
That makes me sad...your story is just sad

>>34538076
Yeah I remember the first time I realized my mom took away my piss bottles...that's kinda why I switched to the "6 bottle method" with these larger-volume bottles

>>34538376
lemme play the violin for you

>>34538407
Do you think she told her friends while crying that her son is pissing in bottles?

>>34538407
How old are you? Maybe 21?

>>34538682
>Do you think she told her friends while crying that her son is pissing in bottles?
No because I'm an only child, my mom has no friends, and she's not a judgmental cunt (unlike your mother)

must suck to not have a mom who loves you dude

>>34538701
try again, over/under

>>34538707
Why arent you just tellung your age? Embarressed? Was only guessing

>>34538731
>Embarressed?
kek, ES?

no, I'm 24. I have no shame tbqhwy, I just wanted to turn it into a game

>>34538746
Ok. I just hope you wont commit suicide one day

>>34538762
>Ok. I just hope you wont commit suicide one day
No I have too many things to live for (like dogs and drugs) to do that

>>34538778
And how do you buy food? Are you saving all your money?

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>>34538842
I dont eat more than ~1000-1500kcal a day brah, but I thought it was already obvious I live with my mom

>>34538855
You still could have had a job