INTP - most common type on 4chan. Quintessential internet troll.

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>tfw INTJ
>tfw to smart to lift weights, be hateful, or go into STEM

>>34533399
I don't post furry porn
But I do browse /mu/. Just not regularly because of the tripping

>>34533465

I meant the really maladjusted ones

The ones not cool enough to be internet hipsters.

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I'm INFJ and hate my life and want to die

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>>34533399
>infp
>crippling anxiety
>want desperately to communicate with people
>write poetry because no one to pour my emotions into
>Desperately wish i could help the world and fix its problems
is this hell anons, being trapped between aspiration and futility

>>34533517
You are close on the general idea
I'd never dye my hair because I'm to scared of seeming like a faggot and I listen to a lot of noise and post/prog Rock and shoegaze
What else can you predict mr akinator

>tfw trapped in a limbo between T and F
>Too much feels to be truly rational
>Too little feels to be an art hipster or poet

Anyone else know this abstract but painful feel?

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>>34533522
I also have hyper compassionate autism and treatment resistant depression and will be starting electroshock therapy soon

ESTP
I know, I know. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I care less and less about life every day. I kind of like it.

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ISTP - lurk mostly to see how everything operates, only posts when actually needed. probably goes to /fit/, /k/, or /o/

>>34533611
Yeah something like that
I think to much to be creative but I feel to much to be an objective thinker

>>34533640

Just how the fuck did you end up here.

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im an intp and i shower every other day and am doing a math phd. i still barely do anything but vidya so pretty wasted. my hair atm is also a grown out buzzcut and i have a messy beard and wear crocs even atm when it is snowing. pretty hyperautistic. spot on.

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>>34533522
I know this feel too well, INFJ bro. Tfw became even more depressed in the last year from obscene competitiveness of med school, and now can't even figure out why I'm still trying beyond "I should, and I owe my family and society that invested in me this much."

Tfw worked my ass of for so long only to realize that the end goal won't bring me pleasure or fulfillment given crippling anhedonia. And that's assuming I even match. I wanna fucking die some days.

Maybe this is a good thread to ask...

Where do you guys find people with similar interests to you online? Specifically something like Discord?

>>34533681
I came here from FunnyJunk.

I was a miserable robot in high school.
Then I was a normie.
Now I'm bored.

>>34533694
I want to tell you to not give up its just sad because I already did

>>34533744
Fucktons of lurking and open mindedness.
You're already bored and on here, it ain't like you could do much worse.

Also, I can learn to like most stuff. Disliking stuff takes effort and energy and those are for suckers.

>>34533744
I don't like discord, mostly because the people in it are not nice and van you for disagreeing with them. I like mu but that's because I'm a INF(ag)P

>tfw ENTP but still want to die

>>34533399
>INTJ
>Doesn't feel the need to overcompensate
>Beta as all Fuck

>INFP-T
Best of both worlds...

I mainly browse /moo/ because /r9k/ makes me sad and I can't into /lit/.

>tfw estp
>apparently it's a chad type
>lonely and depressed anyways

Nothing is worse than having a chad personality but having nothing close to chad physical features

>>34534264

Yeah but are you a virgin

>>34534436
Yes. The most I have done is handholding.

>>34533399
>Wasted intelligence

INTP here. Sentiments like this are the problem. Intelligence is really limited in what it can accomplish in life.

>>34534264
>Become norman.
>Make friends with a couple popular guys.
>Start hanging out with their popular friends.
>Meet and start dating popular girl.
>SomethingAintRight.jpg
>Seems like popular people mostly only hang out with me when I'm with my popular friends.
>Feel like they're only hanging out with me as a side effect of hanging out with my popular friends with whom I came.
>TFW Tertiary Popular.
>GF dumps me because I won't quit weed for her.
Yeah, right bitch.
>Most popular people don't put effort into hanging out with me anymore.
>She sleeps with half of them to try to make me jealous; even some random dorks.
Graduate and come home.
Apathy abounds.

>>34533399
Extremely accurate, especially INTP and INFP. Not sure about INFJ, but those are people incapable of becoming anything. Also, a lot of people on /pol/ are extroverts now.

ESTP here.

You anti social faggots really need to leave this board.

>>34534455

Have this to feel better buddy

http://www.celebritytypes.com/estp.php

>>34534685

You seem confused norman. This is the antisocial virgin board.

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Intj Stem fag poltard here.
Let me show you the way

>intp
>can't find any hobbies to kill the boredom or loneliness
Intp is hell

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ENTP reporting in.
Cyborg, college degree, virgin, no interest in sex aside from 2D traps or lolis, above mediocre job, 12/7 in internet.

>>34533399
INFP and that is almost completely accurate. Just no furry porn.

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>>34533399
ISTJ here. What's our reputation, are we just boring?

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>>34534814
>poltard
normalfags need to leave

INTP and my looks carry me honestly. I could be a complete normie if i wanted to but i spend most of my time being a depressed asshole or smoking weed in my house all day.

>>34533399
MBTI is a meme. Might as well use horoscopes senpai

>>34535095
You are a well cultured man I see

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>>34535156
>hey Justin! Didin'ya hear? Having opinions makes you a nornal fag!
>OH SNAP! Daaaayum Jammal! Gues being a husk of a human being is the only true way to be contrarian these days! I need to get in the lobotomy line asap!

>>34533642
ISTP here and I agree

>>34535479
what's the point in caring about society when you don't care.
if you care about anything outside of escapism, you are a normalfag.

>>34535156
the beta uprising was a meme, it is obviously not actually going to happen

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mfw i am the only MTBF i know

>>34535550
it's a meme about real life.

>>34534236
Are you me? I browse /mu/ whenever /r9k/ gets too depressing. At least /mu/ feels come off as funny. I'm INTJ-T tho.

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>tfw estj

Honestly, anyone whose personality starts with an I and not an E need to think back on their past deeds.

>>34533399
Ooooh! OP! Do my type now! Do ISFP.

>>34535550
>NORMIE UPRISING IMMINENT

Also I think Im the only (>ENTJ-A reporting in) on this board coupled with
>poor impulse control
>crippling anxiety
>substance abuse issues
>extreme paranoia

Id literally make the greatest leader in the history of mankind.. If I didnt run out of drugs

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>>34533399
ISTJ ~ Objectively the best kind of beta my blokes :^)

>>34533744
Get thee to Reddit
Or get thee to Voat instead.
Either will be fine.

>>34535142
I am also ISTJ. What are your interests?

I'm an ISTP but I coudn't care less about how cars and shit work.

>>34535018
Make a video game then. Help cure other peoples' boredom and loneliness.

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INFP here. I've decided. I'm going full /beautifulone/.

When I get enough cash saved up, I'm going to shut myself away from the world, and just learn. There are so many things I want to learn and create.
>I want to learn how to draw
>How to write great stories
>how to play the piano
>perhaps some coding
>1 or 2 languages
>History, Astrology, physics, biology
>maybe own some mice

And fuck trying to get a gf or friends. Lots of geniuses were weird recluses who died virgins, or at the very least with a very low bed count. Just takes years of study and practice.

>>34535302
Smoking weed in your house all day is what many normies would love to do with their time. That doesn't sound weird at all.

>>34535744
That is a good list of the skills needed to write video games.

>>34535674
ESTJ, so not him, but I feel like the E could easily be an I

Big sports fan, particularly soccer, basketball, and hockey. Have a pretty broad span of music, anything besides pop country is usually good with me. Pre-Law, so got so big student debt ahead of me. And to top it all of, I smoke weed pretty consistently and have tried several other drugs, with no intention of stopping until I'm fully employed, and even then, if they don't drug test, I have no real plans to stop.

>>34535018
try making really bad music. it isn't that hard and you can do it for free now with little to no skill curve

>>34535507
I just want to be able to say I tried. I hope it doesn't work out in the end.

>>34535744
>Lots of geniuses were weird recluses who died virgins

i think it was newton who, on his deathbed, said that the thing in life he was most proud of was dying a virgin

>>34535956
then leave you fucktard.
you are co-opting it. if you want to becomeone, then just go be a normalfag.
go grab another identity to cling to.

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>>34535744
>When I get enough cash saved up
So how old do you think you'd be by the time you get there?

>>34534657
why do you say that about infj?

>>34536075
Don't need much. Just enough for a small apartment. Then I just gotta find a job that lets me keep my head low. If I'm only looking out for myself and using the bare minimum, shouldn't be too hard.

I'm going into the military now, so I'll be able to save up plenty before I leave. All the while, I'll be trying to improve myself there.
>An INFP in the Navy
Boy, the greentexts just write themselves.

>>34535018
Try drawing. Drawing kills my boredom and loneliness.

>>34536155

INFP here, and that all sounds inspiring as fuck. Whilst im not planning on achieving /beautifulone/ status, I am shutting myself in for a little to learn how to draw and hope to come out with income by the end of it.

You keep being you, you.

ISTP
I'm a retail slave and every day is absolute hell
it's just a slog of meaningless busy work that has to be redone every single day

I just want something interesting to do with my time
I kinda want to become a pharmacist but im sure it'd be super competitive

>>34535674
My whole life is school, shitposting, and vidya. No friends, no gf, just those three. I'm trying to get into martial arts though. I'm really flexible for a guy, so I thought I might learn some cool looking moves.

>>34536536
Literally my life in a nutshell. University, imageboards and video games. No close friends, no gf. I also do boxing. Can do splits and put my legs over my head.

>>34536565
I can put my legs above my head too, but I'm still working on the splits. It's going to take a while for one of my legs though. The tendon was shortened when I had my flat foot fixed a few years ago. It's also my non-dominant leg, so I can't quite kick above my head with it yet like I can with the other.

>>34534236
Being INFP can be pretty cool, but i only see crying one in these threads.

>>34533399
EsTp masder race egss de

I got INTP-T, what means? Am i genius?

>>34536934

Actually, you got the objectively worst personality type

t. INTP-T

>>34533399
>INTP
>bad hygiene
>messy hair
>plays vidya games all day

This is pretty accurate for me,but doesn't this apply to everyone on 4chan?

>>34537039
Well fuck me, why? I did the test three times already and got INTP-T all three. The following text explaining it doesn't sound that bad, and it's pretty me_irl too.

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>>34533563
Same though, INFP here. I'm just a broken idealist with a fear for misery. Got a gay ENTP friend that has me meet new people, debate topics, and compliments the shit out of me. 10/10 best fuckin thing that's ever happened to me

>>34537112

because the five letters are actually just a proxy for the five factor model (look it up). I, S, T, P, and T are the 5 worst letters you can get. So actually, ISTP-T is the worst, INTP-T is almost there.

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>>34537218
Mr. Wikipedia says: introversion, intuition, thinking, perceiving. Tbh i don't see anything wrong but hey i guess i'll kill myself anyway

>>34533611
OK really though, I see this in myself. I first tested as an INTP but noticed I wasn't /as/ robotic as other INTPs. I like the ideas of debates but I always take shit personally and get flustered. Hate confrontation too, up to the point where I'm avoiding things not because I'm the perceiving type but because I can't portray my side effectively and will probably end up agreeing with them to avoid conflict.

But I'm not much of an artist either. I do see myself as a creative, but it's always towards technical and conceptual things. I'm also a pretty sensitive person, but I'm not good at expressing my emotions.

Everyone says the difference is so polarizing, what the fuck am I

>>34537314
Not the anon you quoted but...
Do you find yourself constantly trying to fit in with people by blending in. Eg. Soci enviroment means you act more social but your still intoverted?
Do you fond your self trying to keep the peace by keeping your mouth shut even if you know your 100% right?
Do you find yourself seeking out a "perfect" system or way of doing something?

If you answered yes to a majorty of these things consider taking a look at the infj type. I may be completely wrong tho, so take my questionare with a grain of salt. Hope this clears things up for you anon.