let's have another escapism thread

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originally o oregano

>>34531213
yellow

100% yellow

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my first poster hello

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i only have a few more left oregifi

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gz at GA su of skype kik

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last one hopefully thread doesn't die

>>34531213
>Bogpill
orig

shameless self bump
original
Othello's jumpy irritability oregano

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>>>/tg/51479139

They usually have a couple up if you want more.

>>34531270
lemon lime

I just read books. Dostoevsky's The Idiot is probably the book that does it best for me even though Myshkin cucks himself in the end. I pretty much have fantasized all my life about a courtship similar to Myshkin and Aglaya's. Too bad it won't ever happen because of Feminism.

>>34531213
yellow pill
>could read the minds of some people but we can all agree that it would be pretty boring because in real life, most people only actually talk in their head when they are bored.
>green pill
flying is cool and all but it doesn't say how fast I can fly so meh. Also, what the fuck happens if I exceed the 1 hour limit for flying? Do I fall out of the sky and faceplant into the ground? And by the way, flying would suck even more because the world would lose it's shit if they saw a flying man. There is litierally no where for me to use my flying ability without being caught
>blue pill
This is one of the worst ones yet. If I were to master any sport, I could be making millions from my profession, yet I die in 10 years because of the toxins in the pill so it's pretty much useless.
>orange pill
Absolutely useless. Just go buy weed and smoke it, don't waste your choice on the orange pill.
>Red pill
Would be pretty cool to use in debates irl, not too much downside to this ability.
>Grey pill
One of the best ones because if you could shape shift into anything, that means you could be a chad and pick up girls and fuck them in a hotel or whatever then run before your time limit wears out.
>pink pill
I would most likely choose this one because i would be able to get some qt's i know to satisfy my fetishes if you know what i mean
>black pill
>looks into future
>still browsing /r9k/ behind screen
literally useless

last self bump

oregano original

>>34531235
eternal paradise, live in pre great war europe as a nobleman and have high brow adventures with my fellow gents

>>34531270
ginger ale
wow its not original

>>34531270
>drink ginerale
now it is finially safe to browse reddit

>>34531213
Black pill no doubt. Just imagine knowing what decisions will bring which results every time.

>>34531964
I agree with most of your assessments, but not black pill. Let me look a few moments into the future at the craps table, yo. Infinite use? Fuck yeah.
I don't get what the "hassle in daily life" means, but fuck it I can get hassled if I can knock over casinos and shit.

>>34532771
This guy fucks.

>>34531235
>great observer
what if you pick a fictional character that never dies? would you return to the room when their story ends?

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>>34531213
Pink, 100%. I wouldn't even need all ten tries.

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>>34532854
Fuck casinos, you could check the future stock market at anytime within five years

>>34531213
>Grey pill

shape shift into a bird and can fly (same as green pill)

can also shapeshift into an insect or something and essentially be invisible, maybe even shapeshift into another person

>>34533127
Start with casinos and work your way up. Gotta have something to invest in the first place.

>>34531235
All of these are shit.

>>34531270
Toughie... I'm going with ginger ale.

>>34531304
The downsides of these kind of suck...I'm thinking the dagger because 10ml isn't shit and I could store up enough to never need to stab shit again pretty quickly. But I think I'll go with the necklace.

>>34531331
I'm going with healer. I just want enhanced shit but otherwise just live my normal life.

>>34531344
This one is retarded.

>>34531703
Going with learning at faster rate.

>>34531213
Yellow
>>34531235
Paradise
>>34531270
Cherry soda
>>34531304
Teleporter ring
>>34531331
Road eternal or healer.

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bumping please don't die

>>34531213
>Pink pill
>Somehow get into physical contact with the greatest nations world leaders
>I now I have the whole world in my pocket

Or you know I could just build a harem of qties

>>34531213
Yellow Pill

With some oregano too

Anyone have the island survival ones?

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>>34531235
Eternal Paradise. Monster Musume world incoming.

>>34531270
Root beer, easy. Stop time for SIX hours. Do I have to remind any of you of the heroics of Stopman?

>>34531304
Dagger, everything else is pretty dumb. Id rather kill some birds or something to be able to stop time.

>>34531331
Healer. I want to be a masked stranger who just walks into some village, heals the sick, and leaves.

>>34531703
Dream house or Attraction one. If I dont have to pay for food then dream house.

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>take the blue pill
>win my home team owls
>die happy and fulfilled

desu desu to be honest

>>34533087
>tfw u just want one person to love u

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>>34535181
>take the blue pill
>fundamental problems still keep your talent-stacked team from going to the Superb Owl

Yellow, no question

> I am one nosy Mofo and also hypersensitive of what people think of me.

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>>34535210
>I really, really know that feel

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>>34535289
Post yfw you left Larry Fitzgerald wide open in overtime last season.

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>>34531213
I'd take the yellow one.
Just to know what's on HER mind.

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>>34535340
packers have heart breaking playoff losses and defensive implosions down to an art

laugh at these fuckers not even try to stop this lanky fucker from running all over them

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>>34535448
I remember that

In all fairness, Rodgers is pretty close to GOAT QB. I dont know how he throws those dragons

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>>34535205
I don't even have a person in mind. I'll know her when I see her though.

dont feel like dumping again considering i did in yesterdays, but if someone posts a good one that i havent seen before ill dump

>>34531213
Gray, Pink, or Black, probably Black.
>>34531235
Hard choice between Eternal Paradise and Great Observer. I suppose Great Observer for variety not limited to my imagination.
>>34531270
Probably the Root Beer. Maybe Lemonade or Cola, although sometimes sleep is an escape, I have pretty good hobbies.
>>34531304
>This will be of no help to you if you are gay
Fuck you.
Alchemists Boon, maybe teleporter ring.
>>34531703
I suppose the intelligence one. Maybe the attractiveness one.

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An incubus with a partner, 10 million dollars and enhanced intelligence.

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Slightly original to taste

useless tier
>green pill
>blue pill
>orange pill
>red pill
somewhat useful tier
>yellow
>grey
best tier
>pink
>black

Honestly I'd just choose pink

>>34531270
Root beer I guess

>>34531213
>takes red pill
>browse dank memes 6 hours a day