Military Robots

>>34528831
>Considering?

If you're thinking about joining under the assumption that it will help your self confidence, don't. That's what I thought, and as it turns out, not even becoming one of Uncle Sam's misguided children will make you feel like any less of a dork.

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>>34528871
>dork
I don't need anyone to tell me what I am. I'm joining as a meme agent of lord kek
His will guides me as an American patriot to serve and protect my country, people and President.

>>34528871
Not considering because of this, but I'd bet you all the money I have right now that you're better off post-enlistment than when you were sitting in your room jerking it to 2hu porn.

Plus, I've noticed that normies/society will let you get away with almost anything if they find out you're .mil or a veteran.
>dude he's a raging alcoholic and he's gotten like 8 DWIs
>>yeah, but...he's a veteran
>oh, excuse me nvm

>dude he just sits around smoking pot all day and jackin' it to ranma porn
>>yeah, but...he's a veteran
>oh excuse me nvm

>dude he beats women and he shoots cats with a .22 when he's drunk
>>yeah but...he's in the military
>oh shit excuse me nvm thank you for your cervix anon

I'm in right now
USAF aka chair force
Much better life than when used to be wagecuck living with my mom so I'm not complaining

>>34529115
Wat happens if they replace all the chairs in the air force with yoga balls?
You gonna be the yoga force?

>>34530302
I don't think we could be trusted with that. We'd end up just throwing them at each other all day

>>34529115
What is it like? I'm considering joining the air force because it sounds comfy, but I might also join the Marines because there is a good chance I'll die there.

>>34529115
Jelly. My dream

>>34531003
It's not hard to get in tho

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>>34530917
There's a better chance of you just being worked down to your bone and bleeding feet.

Only one of my friends in the marines has almost died, the others have never seen combat or left the U.S

>>34531088
Oh, that's a shame. Air Force it is, then.

>>34531136
10/10 would recommend air force for robots
If you study a little and score high on your entry test (ASVAB) you can join the intelligence field with a bunch of other robots
Only downside is working in a cubicle farm but at least there computers and internet

>>34531230
How high is high? I received a 84 composite on the one I took at my high school.

>>34531267
That's pretty much perfect
Just don't let a recruiter try to sell you on some other shit job like security forces (cops) or maintenance, they're all a bunch of Chads

I want to join the usmc but I'm not really sure which mos I should go for

>>34528871
Objectively not true. Forced responsibility, a higher standard of discipline and forced physical activity is 3000% better for the average /r9k/ faggot than sitting in his house.

>>34531267
>84
That's fine. I got a 95 on the real thing and I didn't even need above a 70.

I'm not taking any dlabs fuck u all

>>34532059
What afsc did you end up in?