Whoa, now I'm not suicidal anymore. Really makes you think.

>>34528613
wtf i love life now

orangensaft

I don't understand how people fail at suicide tbqhfam

>>34528613
>why dont you gtfo?

cause I dont have the money to do that

what now boss?

>>34528613
>fight someone
>get injured/arrested

>swim with dolphin
??? why???

>fight shark
>die a gruesome painful death

idgt

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>>34528613
>normies don't understand that i want stimulii to end because of overstimulation and that adding more is the precise opposite of what i'm trying to achieve by killing myself

>fuck someone for the sake of fucking
So, you should go and rape somebody if you're feeling suicidal? Maybe some of us feel suicidal due to not being able to get laid.

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>why don't you just get the fuck out?
MONEY
ALL THAT SHIT COSTS MONEY
WHERE AM I SUPPOSE TO GET ENOUGH TO DO STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT

The moron who wrote that doesn't understand what state of mind you are in if you're suicidal.

To go be a loser elsewhere is not a solution.

You want "X". You realise you're fucked and you cannot get "X" and there is absolutely nothing you can do to change that. And you have no other aspirations in life and have never valued anything else. You feel like you only choice is to be an unhappy loser for the rest of your life.

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>So instead of killing yourself
>Fight with a shark
>You would be safe

That makes complete sense

>>34528613
why don't normies understand that this shit requires effort and money?

fucking lynch whoever made this

>>34529089
>Kill yourself
>Dead

>Fight shark
>Might die

Can you please use your fucking brain?

>>34529017
>>34528733
>>34529219

Take out a big loan, do all that stuff then kys

Because people who are suicidal really feel like doing those things instead of laying in bed all day and avoiding people as much as possible

>Swim with a dolphin
If you're not already a rape victim, how would becoming one make you want to kill yourself any less than before?

>>34528613
Clearly written by someone who has never felt depressed or suicidal before

>>34528613
Has it ever occurred to the cunt who made this that someone could be in constant agony due to illness?

>>34528613
dude just live your life impulsively lmao

>>34529309
What makes you think anyone would survive a fight with a shark? Do you think you would fight it on land?

>Can you please use your fucking brain?

>>34529018
>state of mind

This. Everything OP's picture talk about is something you want to do when you love life. The guys who are risktakers, who climb buildings for the lulz, they aren't trying to kill themselves, they're addicted to sensations, they want MORE from life.

A depressed guy is the reverse of that. He doesn't want to go on a rollercoaster, he wants the ride to end.

Even without being depressed: statistics show that people kill themselves after the death of a loved one. When faced with legal troubles. After a history of substance abuse. Just Yolo Yourself out of any situation is but a wish for people who have their brains inside a loop.

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>>34528613
>follow advice
>fight someone for the sake of fighting
>get imprisoned for rest of life
>can't even commit suicide
This is huh, wow...

>>34529089

This is Normie's logic:
> You don't care about dying
> Therefore you have nothing to lose
> Except a few limbs

Just find a suicidal shark and he'll fight you on your terms, he has nothing to lose.

>>34528613
>If I rage at suicidal people, they won't kill themselves
What an incredibly simplistic and selfish way to look at the issue.

>>34529312
I've wondered about how commonplace this is before. Any anon banker here happen to have any insight on the subject?

Wishful thinking tells me that, at least once before, someone has taken out a loan and chickened out of offing themselves after enjoying life with money to spend, later to kill themselves because of debt as opposed to whatever reason they had for hating life in the first place.

>>34529834
Sharks don't fight bro. If they aren't hungry they'll bite u once then fuck off.

>>34528733
You don't need money to go somewhere else unless you are scared of being homeless.

>>34528613
Besides fighting an animal like a shark, I did all of that.
Still wanna kill my self.
What now?

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>>34528613

>if you're suicidal
>That means you don't care about anyone
???

>>34529437
Ever watch f is for family.
Thats what I want.
Too broke and disenfranchised to get it.

>>34529963
>take out a loan
>make big plans on what to do before you kys
>after so many FUN stuffs you have finally known what it is to be ALIVE and all your suicidal thoughts are now gone
>you come back home and a huge debt
>wageslave the rest of your life and die at age 61 single with no kids

>>34528613
These retards are suggesting that other retards rape people.

>>34528798
Dolphins are known to drag people into underwater caves and rape their victims to pieces

Why wouldn't you swim with a dolphin if you were suicidal?

>>34530167
If anon has 5 apples and Chad takes 4, how many apples does anon have left? Clearly, next up is to fight a fucking shark.

No matter where I go I'll still be an unloved little gremlin boy

I somewhat agree with the sentiment.

I'm sure some people would have their lives greatly enhanced if they did this.

Not us, though.

>>34528727
because they're just begging for attention.

PSA:

If your method of suicide is anything other than

A) shooting yourself in the head

or

B) jumping off a building 7 stories or greater

Then you're just an attention whore.

>>34528613

Is this picture advocating Schoolshooting or would it be one of those cases of

> Just do whatever you want
> No, not that

>go outside for an hour
>some chads yell faggot at me for no reason
>le world is so beautiful and nice

really made me think

>>34530589
Or
C) long drop hanging
or
D) nitrogen asphyxiation
or
E) blowing yourself up

>>34530655
It's technically considered getting the fuck out and doing something. As long as you don't end your field trip with kys

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>all these autists being literal with the shark and dolphin phrase

use your fucking heads for a second, and realize the point the image was making is that you could do ANYTHING besides killing yourself. fucks sake how many of you can leave the house without a hard hat?

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>>34530988

Let me sum up every attempt by normalfags to "motivate" or "inspire" robots.