Anyone bought any good male sex toys? Real sex obviously isn't

>>34527854
/jp/ has a onahole general, go read the op pastebin shit

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>>34527854
>prostate massager arriving tomorrow

>>34528030
I bought it but its sooo difficult to actually insert it up my butthole. It takes 20 minutes to ease it into it and I just cant justify that struggle.
So instead I just touch the tip of my penis with my prostate vibrator

>>34528030
sounds pretty hot, you have anything else?

>>34528063
Use more lube, always use more than you think you need. Lube up the toy, then lube up a finger and massage in a kind of circular motion until you can get it in then try putting the toy in, if you have enough lube it should go in pretty easily at that point.

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I tried a fleshlight and some of those egg onahole things. They were fun and exciting at first, but now I haven't used my fleshlight in nearly 6months. Its just too much of a hassle and doesn't really feel that good at the end. For some reason I always feel guilty when I come into it. I'd rather just fap normally and move on instead of feel guilty while doing cleanup.

>>34527854
>>>/jp/ona

if you want advice on butt stuff, (You) me

>>34528135
i'm looking for something good for a reasonable price

what would you recommend?

>>34528195
butt or penile?

>if butt
how experienced are you?

>>34528232
i'm open to anything really, but don't have any experience in either

anyone tried that plastic toy with the butt and vagina hole? don't know what's it is called

>>34528070
No, unless you count a sharpie
I've thought about buying an onahole but I'm still satisfied with my hand right now so that still has time.

>>34528264
Alright, well, general rules:

>Avoid jelly.
Stuff like this is garbage:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006WR07DU/
It doesn't feel good. It wears down over time and becomes rough, requiring more lube and then losing sensation.

https://www.amazon.com/XIKEZAN-Lifelike-Realistic-Satisfaction-Guaranteed/dp/B01FQXHBAC/
Dildos like these are dangerous. Jelly is porous and will NEVER be clean after you stick it somewhere. Even after boiling.

https://www.amazon.com/Utimi-Inches-Realistic-Silicone-Suction/dp/B01AYXJ594/
Crap like this is horrible. It's rigid, but not in a good way, and it feels like you're fucking a shower bottle.

>Avoid American insertables

Fleshlights are garbage, and they wheeze when you fuck them. As-in they have these tight holes at the back of the case, and if you insert, it'll make a horrible wheezing sound which can get sloppy due to lube.

Again, see >>>/jp/ona for their pastebin. Japs make excellent fuck toys and you can find them on Amazon commonly.

>actual purchase advice

>dildos
For dildo material, you should prefer glass or platinum silicone.

>Glass
https://www.amazon.com/Don-Wand-Pleasure-Mushroon-Rocket/dp/B0019LV5DU/
Something like that is similar to my first dildo. I loved that thing before I broke it in the shower. It was the only thing that worked for my 14yo butthole for the first year or two.

>Silicone
For silicone dildos, Bad Dragon makes some excellent cocks despite their furry motif. I have 4 of them in various sizes/models. Zetapaws does too but he's always 4 years on backorder because he makes 5 a week or some dumb shit.

>Vibrators
Chinks also make some good vibrators. This one's pretty good, and rechargeable:
https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Charging-Vibrating-Prostate-Vibrator/dp/B01EMYJPWS/

It's a pretty good size for beginners or casual use, too.

Oh, and make no mistake, it will hurt the first several times. You're popping your cherry after all.

>inserts

check the jp pastebin or look at onahole.eu

>>34528126
Exactly, just the thought of cleaning up those sex toy things, putting talc or whatever on them, not to mention hiding them, makes me want to go out and talk to girls to try to get laid instead.

>>34528660
thanks for the write up

going to think about a vibrator and an onahole

>>34528660
Fair warning utimi is pretty shit quality and a lot of their vibrating stuff burns out real quickly

>>34528113
I do use lube you mong

>>34528660
>shoving glass up your ass
what the fug

what if it shatters

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I've got a bunch of dragon dildos and 2 penetrables

>>34529470

Glass toys designed to be put up your butt are safe to put up your butt, they're usually like tempered glass or something, it's not gonna break unless you drop it on a hard floor and even then it'll probably just break it in two.

I have a rudeboy vibrating prostate massager

I'd recommend upgrading to the next level (slightly larger) if your boipucci is elastic enough, since the base isn't flared enough for it to stay in your bp without popping out

>>34529470
It isn't single-pane window glass and you're not recreating 1 man 1 jar. It's an inch thick and blown from a single blob.

Don't throw it, don't crack it, and your muscle contractions will do nothing to it.

>>34529651
You really need to seek help

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>not having the whole woman
I just realized she looks like wojak from this angle

>>34529733

Why, because I had a lot of disposable income, it took me 5+ years to get this collection.

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>>34529651

>Those objects aren't just for show or a joke
>They actually are inserted into a human anus

I've known about dragon dildos for years but I always thought of them as like, furniture or art, never practical instruments.

>>34529778

Funny thing is I hardly ever use them these days, I just don't have the time or energy after class all day.

>>34529651
>vanilla coca-cola
fag

>>34529753
Holy shit, how much did that cost you?

>>34529825

>Not liking vanilla coke

Fag, I bet you drink pepsi

>>34529651
How far have you gotten your biggest horse one up your ass

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>>34529826
$150 plus a fleshlight
it's DIY

>>34529891

I could never really take the Large chance, it's head was too bulky and I could never get it comfortably in. The medium one I can take to the base easily, that's about 10 inches.

>>34529929
I don't see why they'd make it that size, that's not a reasonable thing to insert

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>>34530146
It's for people who have trained their colons into being able to accept objects past the bend between the rectum / colon.

There's no nerve endings up there, but you can feel the bulge and the "fullness" of it, and that gets some people off. Metric shit-ton of work for an orgasm though.