How much cleanup is there after a girl has finished masturbating?

>>34527786

minimal, if she put a towel down first.

>>34527786
Minimal if she doesn't smear it everywhere, a lot if she's on cam and puts oil all over hear body and pisses over everything in the room when she's pretending to orgasm.

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>>34527786
Why is her belly button on her chest?

>>34527815
You're mistaking her ribcage for her breasts.

Usually I don't squirt/piss so I just wipe off my hand when I'm done.

Just how much would you masturbate if cleanup was easy and minimal and you could basically keep going right after orgasm? Life is not fair.

>>34527786
>not even shlicking to bbc

>>34527966
apparently much less

also, most girls only cum once

>>34528148
No, you personally. I'm fully aware that the majority of girls isn't insterested in pleasure.

>>34527815
Lol fucking virgin

>>34527966
>and you could basically keep going right after orgasm?
I mean, I can keep going the same way you can keep stroking your limp over sensitive dick.

>>34528148
>also, most girls only cum once
Anon confirmed for never having sex with a virgin or been lied to by the few women he has banged.

>>34528272
is that supposed to mean anything on here where 90% of posters are male virgins?

>>34528272
>Lol fucking virgin
the perspective of that image makes her bellybutton look way higher than it is

>>34527786
i dont clean up at all really
I keep the underwear or pants i cum in on and sometimes use some hand sanitizer to get rid of the smell on my hands

>>34528331
You have to do a lot to get then to orgasm, which as a heathy Canadian, isn't worth going through the effort unless where together for while.

>>34528331
you've never made a girl cum

If I squirt I place a towel under and that's when I really masturbate with fingers inside which takes 15-20 min. Regular clitoris stimulation doesn't require much clean up but it might get slightly wet, but not too much fluid.

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>>34528119
That's 3 spots down the list anon

>>34528459
when you say squirt do you mean piss yourself?

because that's hot

How long does it take for a girl to orgasm from clitoral masturbation and how long during regular sex?

>>34528320
>I mean, I can keep going the same way you can keep stroking your limp over sensitive dick
Google "refractory period". The very vast majority of men are physically unable to orgasm for a relatively long time after orgasm. Physically unable as opposed to "muh sensitivity I don't to go on".

Also you can't stroke a limp dick you dumb bitch.

>>34528491
It's not pee! Some girls can squirt and others can't. My sister can't do it you watch too much porn.

>>34528550
>My sister can't do it
Oh boy wtf

>>34528550
It's fucking pee, lad. Where else does all the fucking fluid come from if not the largest fluid bladder in the lower body? Also why do you know this about your sister?

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>>34528459
Original picture related

>>34528550
I've watched plenty of amateur girls empty their bladder all over the floor

>my sister can't do it
story time

>>34528550
>It's not pee!
lmao, never gets old

>>34528476
I just check the pornhub stats website cause I was sure this was just another shill, but fuck, its legit

>>34528495
I can cum in maybe three minutes or less if i try just from clitoral
im a virgin but i've never been able to cum from penetration on my own ;_;

>>34528550
Wew lad it's time to greentext that shit

>>34528602
Don't sweat it. Lots of girls can't orgasm from penetration.

my gf can and it's awesome to bend her over, spank her and finger her into orgasm

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>>34528602
>im a virgin but i've never been able to cum from penetration
>but
?????

>>34528495
2mins vs 2hours

>>34528604
No there is NOTHING to greentext. We can't share experiences without it being weird?? It's not that serious. And it's not pee the porn industry has glorified it and I can tell it's pee in porn because of the amount of fluid. When girls squirt or when I do it the amount of fluid is much less than that in porn.

>>34528705
FUCKING TELL ME HOW YOU FUCKED YOUR SISTER
DON'T LIE TO US

>>34528701
You can be penetrated by things that aren't penises you goof.

>>34528705
>when I do it the amount of fluid is much less than that in porn
>he doesn't blow loads like the pornstars
>it must be fake
Laugh at that fag
hahahaha

>>34528701
i just mean im a virgin so i cant comment on how fast i cum from sex, but i have tried out a dildo with no luck. (unless you dont count that as being a virgin then yea your confusion is expected)

>>34528739
>>34528705
>Watching professional porn
Sasuga

>>34528602
you mean just frin rubbing your clit right and not doing any fancy flicking and vibrating.

>>34528702
What if you were having sex and rubbing your clit?

I'm still a major virgin so i really have no idea about any of this, i wasn't really expecting to be taken seriously, thank you.

I'm 21. pathetic i know.

>>34528745
You're not a virgin without a hymen, you do realize that, right? You don't have to have sex to lose your virginity as a girl.

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>>34528550
Actually it is partially Urine but mostly not

>>34527842
it actually is a really high belleybutton.

>>34528766
Chill. You'd be amazed at how many people are still KHV into their 20's. It's not all that bad.

t. met virgin gf at 20, took her virginity at 21.

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>>34528817
It absolutely isn't. The perspective just makes everything look out of proportion.

>>34528841
go away faggot you don't belong here

>>34528856
Kill yourself already. This board belongs to us normies now.

>>34528766
yea, nothing fancy man
>>34528774
That's fair anon. I still think not having had sex is worth mentioning in this context, just because that might change if i could orgasm and how fast

>>34528841
How do you just find a virgin gf? I just moved to the city and it seems like everyone is just banging each other. I don't really care if she has had sex before as long as its not with alot of people 3+ is too many for me. I would rather a GF than random hook ups.

>>34528888
Alright, let me know if you're ever interested in experimenting, I'm a virgin myself.

Nice numbers btw.

Is it true girls are soft and always warm?

Some fembots in this thread should post their pussies or boobs?

Yes I am that lonely and desperate, or at least greentext in detail your last masturbation experience. Make sure to make it as lewd and dirty as possible.

>>34529184
10 bucks says they rub circles on their clit hood until they cum. Fancy stuff is for the camera.

>>34528350
>he doesn't know about the second belly button

>>34529260
literally this
I've only ever done interesting stuff on skype with boyfriends. When im alone it would be boring as hell to watch.

>>34529298
Pls greentext as lewdly as possible, your last masturbation experience.

>>34529298
I would still watch it. I'm pretty sure any male wouldn't be bored watching a girl get off. At least i would. How often do girls masturbate anyway, it can't be as much as guys do thats like 1-2 times a day.

>>34529184
>a boy I have a crush on sends me a picture of his throbbing dick
>can feel myself getting wet
>I get into bed with my laptop and start rubbing my clit
>skype call him so he can talk dirty to me as we masturbate together
>rub myself till I cum

>>34529403
Can girls edge like dude can, so you cum more and harder?

>>34529398
I cum just about every day, or I at least plan to. Sometimes im too tired by the time i get around to it and i fall asleep halfway through.
During summers I can come maybe five times a day if i feel like it. Probably could do more but I havent tried

>>34529493
>maybe five times a day
how far apart are these cums?

>>34529467
Yes when I rub my clit I usually stop before cumming and I do that multiple times and then I let myself cum on the dildo

>>34529493
Doesn't it get painful after awhile like in dudes.
I can do twice a day then its too painful to continue. I do edge for 2 or so hours before cumming though.

ITT: cums

>>34529554
Is the orgasm more intense or is it about the same?

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>>34527815
Yo u freaked me out for a second

>>34529524
I can cum about three times one after another if i try? I think I could do more but it doesn't feel as satisfying after two.
It really depends on the day. Sometimes i'll cum once or twice in the morning and then another few at night, other times I'll wait an hour or so between each.
A handful of times i've had days where i slept for three hours, woke up to cum, and fell back asleep again for who knows how long. It literally could have been more than a day, I have no clue how long I slept for in between. Honestly one of my comfiest experiences though, just being sleepy and warm and endorphins

>ywn give a girl a better orgasm than she could've had on her own
Life is sad.

>>34529567
From what I can tell I can cum a lot more than guys can in a day. As long as I stick to clitoral stimulation it's never hurt too much for me. The worst that happens is when I get kind of desensitized I guess after a really long session or several orgasms but even then like half an hour or so fixes it

>>34529608
Definitely more intense. If feels nice to feel "full" when you cum it elevates the orgasm if you know what I mean

>>34528922
I don't know how I found a virgin gf. We just sat next to each other during lecture.

> I would rather a GF than random hook ups.
Same. Randos are shit.

>>34529749
>Definitely more intense.
So you have micro shakes or something or is the feeling in general just more intense and last longer?

>>34529752
>Randos
That villain from Yu Yu Hakusho?

>>34529824
Man I loved that show. Spirit gunning bitches all day

But no, random hookups just suck. Plus I'm too ugly for that.

>>34529814
It's the feeling of contracting on a cock and it makes the orgasm feel like it's more internal and it lasts longer. You get quite shaky yes and it feels like your in another dimension. It's not like a regular clitoral stimulation.

>>34527786
Yknow that really makes me think.. mmmbout 350 fampai

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>tfw really want to moan when I cum but I share a bunk bed with my kid sister

>>34530083
you cum while your little sister is in your bed? shaking the bunks? this is so sad

Am I weird, or do any other fembots do clitoral, vaginal, AND anal stuff at the same time?

>>34530005
So an orgasm with a phallic object in you increases the orgasm? i though it would have decreased it because of the restricted movements.
Its similar when a guy edges and cums, there is a increase of contractions/ropes of cum significantly.

i need to find a gf to test this on. but thats hard to find

>>34530153
it's unusual but not weird

>>34530153
i use a buttplug, dildo, and use my hand on my clit sometimes

>>34530153
octopus arms. how do you do that?

>>34530083
Ha! I had my first orgasm sharing a bunker bed when I was 11

>>34530165
>i though it would have decreased it because of the restricted movements
I'd imagine it's the opposite of that, giving the vaginal walls something to push against.

>>34530083
How old is your sister? Why don't you masturbate each other?

>>34530209
Who were you sharing with?

>squeeze clit between thumb and forefinger of right hand
>fuck my pussy with ice cream scooper handle with other hand
>slowly fuck and tease myself until i cum buckets all over ice cream scooper and my throbbing pussy muscles force it out of my hole

feelsgoodman

>>34530153
My girlfriend does this too. It's because women are whores who secretly dream of being gang raped

>>34527786

I think girls normally leak liquid all day so I'm sure masturbating makes things pretty wet. Girls are pretty nasty tbqh, imagine pissing yourself because you have a hole between your legs. So weird. Also, just think about tampons. They have to shove a piece of cloth up their vagoo to soak up liquid and blood. Imagine having to do that and feel that inside you all day. So fucking weird.

Any women want to give insight into this?

>>34530297
>ice cream scooper

>>34530297
>until i cum buckets

You cum an actual liquid or just like sticky stuff?

>>34530362
Ice cream, learn to read, lol.

>>34530348
wut is that too weird for r9k?

>>34530177
How does the buttplug feel? Been thinking of getting one.

>>34530297
>tfw gf squeezes my dick out of her whenever she cums

Feels bad man

>>34530340
Can they feel it inside them all day?
I would have thought that the vagina would have just moulded back to its normal shape and you wouldn't feel it.

>>34530271
Older sister. I found out different ways to masturbate in one of the magazines she used to read. One of them was humping a pillow so I tried it and I had my first big O

>>34530407
I've seen a webm of a girl using the business end of a hairbrush on /gif/. No such thing as too weird on this website.

>>34530424
I love my plug
it's suuuuper small but i like the feeling a lot would def recommend

>>34530362
yeah a really slippery almost like the clear snot that you get when you get a runny nose but aren't congested or infected... all over my pussy and usually dripping to my asshole

>>34530340
it's not really at all the same as pissing yourself anon lmao

>>34530198
Right? I really want to try that now .-.

>>34528774
On the contrary, you can be a virgin without a hymen. It's actually the state of having never had sexual intercourse. That's the definition of "virginity".

How do you girls think about a 3.5"x1.5" cock.

>tfw low test

>>34530440
Hot, did you guys masturbate in front of eachother?

>>34530340
>I think girls normally leak liquid all day

That happens, girls just 'leak' everyday. what is the liquid? is that why their panties are always stained?

>>34529567
I can only orgasm once. If I try and touch the clit after orgasm, it is extremely painful. I guess you could wait, and masturbate in a bit once the sensation dulls...

In my experience, you can't have a clitoral orgasm and keep rubbing it, it is extremely painful to do so. Like that shit actually hurts.

ive never orgasmed at all and masturbating is just sorta gross and annoying. but ive also never had sex.

>>34530340
Actually I get extremely horny during the ovulation period the inserted tampon is quite nice desu

>>34530516
>>34530340
It's vaginal fluid. Some days it "leaks" more then others. It's not an awful lot of fluid though. When it dries, it shows up as a white to off-white color. It comes out in the wash. There's more produced when a girl is aroused or in intercourse, but it's not like dripping water everywhere. Sounds gross, but the fluid is more like "slime" or "mucus" then water. It doesn't just soak everything. It keeps everything underneath the labia major moist so there's no chafing.

Also, women don't piss out their vaginas. There's a tiny hole above the vagina, below the clitoris, that urine comes out of.

>>34530539
it sounds like you're a big girl

>>34530583
How did you masturbate? maybe try a vibrator or something.

>>34530583
>masturbating is just sorta gross and annoying
It's very much worth it though. Orgasms are great. No girl has ever finally had her first day orgasm and the not said "meh, I didn't miss out on anything".

>>34530539
>it is extremely painful
You're a big girl

>>34530644
>You're a big girl
For you

>>34530644
for you.

origioldo

>>34530615
I'm not even sure how to respond to that. You stumped me. I think I'm suppose to say "for you", but I'm not sure.

>>34530539
pls be my one and done gf

>>34530621
different stuff.
the only thing that seems to do really anything is if i lie face down and basically use my hands to put pressure while like... i don't know. squirming around against or humping them.
i don't think that is an orgasm though. just after a minute of that stuff stops happening.
rubbing clitoris produces moisture but nothing more. penetration is just weird overall if not painful.

i dont really want to buy a vibrator. i don't think its important enough. plus ive sorta romanticized the idea of first bf and first sex somehow magically achieving it.

Why hasn't anyone mentioned the shower handle >.> I tried it when I was 13 and I literally took 4 showers every DAY just to do it. Nothing compares to the steady stream of hot water senpai

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>>34530680
poor women will never understand the dankness of memes

please have sex with me the only joy i have in my life is posting retarded shit on a chink cartoon imageboard

>>34530724
I don't have a removable shower head anymore...

oh >>34530703
also tried this >>34530724
nothing.

>>34530741
Is that you? The fuck

>>34530752
You can position yourself under the faucet in the tub.

>>34530703
I'm a virgin too, but from what my friends told me you don't really cum and it really awkward.
I hope to loose it soon, but i don't want to give it away to some random.

tfw i'm 21.

Going to buy a buttplug, anyone use it? How is it? I feel my anus is very reactive to stimulation.

>>34528476
>girls have the most sinful

>>34530773
there is supposed to be some contracting/pulsating of muscles, from my understanding? not cum.

>>34530773
>my friends told me you don't really cum and it really awkward
Your friends are idiots.

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>>34530770
yeah heres my friend dressed up as the frog man from reddit

>>34530804
I'm a dude though.
I have never seen a girl orgasm/cum other than in porn and i'm not really believing any of that.

>>34530741
No, the first thing that came to mind was posting a picture of a macroclit... then I realized that likely wasn't the appropriate answer.
>>34530772
How much damn pressure comes out of your tub faucet!?

>>34530784
so am i making the fire in your loins rise or not

>>34530773
Be my gf pls

asdfadsadsf

>>34530832
i don't think you can see it, really.
i have female friends that insist it's great, but i am fairly certain it is a contracting of muscles, not "cumming".

>>34530805
I know they are idiots, i rarely talk to them anymore.
Mainly because they don't talk to me.

>>34530843
enough to fill the tub quickly

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>read a bunch of drunk-rape greentexts
>get horny
>look up random shota/sissy hentai for image material (I know I am degenerate)
>get super horny and get out the dildo
Onlyonehand.jpeg
>have to alternate my right hand between rubbing clit and stuffing dildo in pussy
>left hand has phone/porn
>overall spend an hour masturbating
>put towel underneath and it's covered in pussy juice
>vaginally orgasm about 7 times
>keep edging the clit and finally finish with a nice volcano orgasm that keeps rolling for about a minute

>>34530804
You are correct. You get a golden star. There's a contraction of the pelvic muscles. Generally it tightly contracts and releases 2-4 times. That is the female orgasm.

>>34530851
I'm a dude. Sorry your going to have to look somewhere else. Tell me when you find some girls, i want one too.

>>34530880
yeah, but i've never experienced this. that, or i just don't feel it.

>>34530787
Eh I am intrigued but kind of don't want to ruin my asshole at the same time.

>>34530864
>>vaginally orgasm about 7 times
>>keep edging the clit and finally finish with a nice volcano orgasm that keeps rolling for about a minute
You can not even begin to understand my envy. My orgasm lasts for about 5 seconds, then I wait half a day.

>>34530859
Yeah, i think female orgasms are more a feeling and contractions that a physical cum/ejaculation.

>>34530905
>or i just don't feel it
Trust me, you'll notice it when you have an orgasm.

>>34530861
I have very poor water pressure at my residence. I actually don't know if it would even be worth buying a detachable shower head because of it.

>>34528476
>milf and incest highest
By god

>>34530931
put stuff in your ass senpai

>>34530968
what are the odds some boy will stick his willy in me and it will magically bring forth the elusive orgasm i cannot produce myself

>>34530864
I wish i could see. Never even touched a girl let alone make one have an orgasm.
just to say i have given someone an orgasm.

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This girl makes the most devastating and beautiful squirts, also she's the most cute girl I've ever seen. She's an angel.

>>34530931
Have you tried changing your technique? Like don't rush it and alternate between fucking yourself with some toy and rub the clit. I used to be like you but then I started experimenting.

>>34530931
I'm still feeling numb after about half an hour anon, are you sure it's not just your technique?
Try rubbing with two fingers, or finger yourself with two fingers cupping the clit area in a "pulling up" motion

Also edging works diamonds

>>34530968
>>34530905
Other anon is right, you'll know when it happens. It can actually take awhile to orgasm. It's not like 5 minutes and BOOM! for most ladies. I don't masturbate a whole lot because unfortunately it is a lengthy ordeal for me. I need like 20-30 solid minutes for success. So, it's not exactly a normal activity for me. Only once in a blue moon... like a few times a year.

>>34530993
Magically? 0%
Will he be able to motivate you to explore yourself seriously and thoroughly without shame? Depends on you entirely.

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>>34530993
I can try. I'll put my willy in you

>>34531029
>>34531032
I have an original penis

>>34531024
thats piss friendo you can even trace it back to the hole

I like changing the water temp on the faucet. It feels amazing try it!!!

Do girls still masturbate on their periods? wouldn't that be a blood bath and a huge of a clean up?

>>34531133
One of my favourite things to do is see how much blood ends up on my dildo after a good session

I'm at my peak horniness in my period

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>>34531024
I hate to say it, but that's piss. The female's urethra is right above the hole. This was the most accurate drawing I could find illustrating the true location of the female urethra. I'm actually in tears laughing because I now realize most medical illustrations portray where we pee in the wrong place, it isn't floating up near the clitoris.

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>>34531102
>I have an original penis
have you tried pic related?

also 5 seconds and half a day? do you do any exercise?

>>34531170
Is that normal and the same for most girls?

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>>34531214
I know I'm a Fembot, but this is still /r9k/

>>34531214
Well women are horny before and during their periods because it's when the fertile eggs are released or some shit

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>>34531024
She's so beautiful....

I would literally drink her piss, no joking.

>>34531198
Permanent diarrhea to the point where I can't piss without shitting liquid and my anus is incredibly sore we it is.

I'm not in my teens anymore, I used to be able to masturbate like 10 times a day back in the day.

>>34531214
I can say sex was the least possible thing on my mind during a period.

>>34531305
>Permanent diarrhea to the point where I can't piss without shitting liquid and my anus is incredibly sore we it is.
sounds like you have bigger problems than disappointing jerking off

How old are you?

>>34531181
So does she piss while orgasming? She seems to take a lot of pleasure while doing that, search for her videos and see that.

>>34531283
Once the period has started, it can be assumed that the egg was unable to implant. That "blood" is the uterine lining that was meant to harbor a fertilized egg shedding because it was unneeded. Some women's cycles don't match up entirely, you can have a woman ovulating during their period even though they should've ovulated before hand.

>>34531362
I mean, it could add to her experience. I can't say I piss when having an orgasm, but I do feel the need to go to the bathroom not long after sex/having an orgasm. Since it affects the pelvic muscles, that could have something to do with it. It involves the same muscles that prevent us from having incontinence issues.

I guess she enjoys it. It's not unheard of. It's not "squirting" though like many make it out to be.

>>34531359
Indeed I do, don't worry I know what it is and it's not killing me, not yet anyway. 24, but I feel like 44.

>>34528888
The Quads have spoken.


Origami

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>>34531458
When you orgasm vaginally (feels different to clit orgasm for non fems) most of the time you feel like you're gonna pee before cumming

Unless I tense up my vag muscles then I have peed in the past through vag masturbation

found out I'm not a squirter

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>>34531458
Post authentic examples of squirting please.

Lonely cute boy here.

>>34531692
>>>/gif/ search for the grool thread

>>34531692
Well, anon's picture is an authentic picture of squirting. It wouldn't sound too appealing if they labeled it "women urinates while cumming" porn as opposed to "squirting" porn.
>>34531643
See this anon's example. If there is some correlation between the bladder and a female's sexual activity, science has not found it. After all, they cannot accurately depict even the location of the... hole.

>>34531643
will you piss on me while i eat you out

>>34531817
Only if we get to roll around in my lemon piss puddle like dirty pigs after

>>34531965
can i drag you around in it and use your hair like a mop

>tfw just rubbed my pussy

>>34531997
>use your hair like a mop
too far anon, too far

>>34531997
Yes but I will keep pissing in your face while you are doing so

>>34532019
Detailed report please.

>>34532044
good itll make it easier for me to keep cumming on yours

>>34531732
Checked. What's the composition of that liquid? Seems so viscous and sticky...

>>34532077
Interesting position

>>34532088
Pretty much identical to precum, just in greater amounts.

>>34532132
im not a dribbler and i hope you're not either

>>34532050
I was browsing and found this thread, got horny, opened new tab for watch porn, undressed (no ones at my house rn), have no dildos or any toys or anything like that I just used my fingers laying on my bed. My fav scene was a daddy/ daughter scene and I immediately came when he told her what a little whore she is etc strangling her while fucking missionary

I inserted my fingers for the first time too and it did make a difference

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>>34531303
My recurrent sexual dream is to have a deep sex intercourse with a girl like this. After having made both oral, vaginal and anal, we cum onto each other, I cum my semen on her and she blast her piss on me so that at the end we found ourselves drenched, sweated and exausted from our organism liquids.

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>>34532294
>deep sex intercourse

your virginity is radiating through my monitor

>>34532335
Yours too anon.

>>34532294
>deep sex intercourse
Sounds like the title of a very bad porn parody of some diving or sea exploration movie.

>>34527786
How do yoy think xoceans were created?

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>tfw not masturbated in a long time due to stress
>get waked up to vagina contracting from an intense orgasm
>mfw had my first wet dream

>>34532463
My dick is now a diamond.

>>34532245
did he have a nice thick BBC

>>34532555
No an older white man aka bwc

>>34530340
Kinda. There's vaginal discharge which is normal and can ruin panties, it also can smell bad. Discharge leaks often but will leak more when aroused..

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>>34530083
What the fuck, Nobita.

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Can't hold myself from screaming when I orgasm. Anyone else like this?

>>34532857
Unlike boner it also doesn't leave the pantsu after arousal and you're left with damp panties and a rash

>>34532976
who this? would drink piss and any other liquids/10

>>34532976
No
Don't know where the moaning meme has come from

I have masturbated in my panties in the same room as my parents and neither noticed due to my deadpan orgasm face

>>34533045
>I have masturbated in my panties in the same room as my parents and neither noticed
They both noticed, but didn't say anything.

Why does the thumbnail make it look like the girl has a dick under her skin?

>>34527786
Probably need a shower. Basically imagine just cumming as a guy, but just letting it run down all over your dick/pubes/balls.

A wet rag will get the job done, but a shower is preferred.

>>34533045
Are you mentally ill?

Wtf?

>>34532245
I just did what you described in the porno to my gf an hour or so ago. There's room for one more in the relationship if you'd like :)

What does "squirt" taste like?
For some reason i picture salty.

>>34534592
like pee

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>>34534592
Diet urine

>>34534642
So salty then? I'm not a frequent pee drinker.
Does pussy taste the same?

I'm a virgin if you haven't guessed.

>>34528766
When I would have sex with my ex gf, she would rib her clit. (I've tried doing it myself but she was the master of her genitals so if she didn't mind, less work for me) and she would orgasm about 5 times in 20 minutes. My dick is large btw. She was addicted. Too bad Im asexual and only did it for her pleasure cuz I loved her. Her pussy would destroy anything under it she'd get so wet. The clean up took two papers towels and that's it cuz her pussy juice stuff didn't have a smell. She didn't mind touching food afterwards. she'd suck her juice off my fingers all the time.

How do I get a pervert gf who masturbates to 2D stuff?

>>34534703
The bit i get stuck on is getting the GF part and the sex part. I have never managed to do it.

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>>34534703
the lower case letters here belie my infathomable rage at you being a filthy normie

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>>34527786
Idk, but as a guy I always have a lot. Pic related, I wish I didn't cum so much

>tfw porn desensitized my penis and now I can't cum from sex
Do females that masturbate a lot also go through this?

Is having sex with a condom like masturbation?
If it is i'm not going to last 2 minutes.

>>34529164
yes anon they are always warm, vagina feels like the inside of your cheek.

>>34534821
thats pretty good doude

>>34531310
splattering blood onto the ceiling and leaving the hotel room looking like a murder scene is the greatest joy in life.

>>34534677
pussy taste like a roll of pennies or an open laceration.

>>34535203
So metallic like blood?

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>>34535203
And just like that I no longer have the desire

>>34534943
remember to masturbate with no lube to callous the head of your dick.

>>34527815
hitler autism confirmed

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>>34527815
Holy fuck, lol. ;alkjd;lfas so original.

>>34535239
I have been but its still so fucking sensitive. I'm uncut which makes it worse.

>>34528476
Is this step sister mania a thing prior to hentai? I never considered fapping to incest fantasies until my first doujin.

Also holy fuck mommy issues.

>>34528476
glad we can all agree on cartoons though

>>34534703
>Tfw also a big dicked asexual dude

My man. Like, sex is nothing more than pushing my penis into a squishy hole until affection and romance play into it. I get diamond hard when I believe a girl truly wants me, but I never desire sex or watch porn

Do girls really just get wet when they get horny? Does it become a problem if you get horny in the middle of the day or something?

>>34535712
>Do girls really just get wet when they get horny? Does it become a problem if you get horny in the middle of the day or something?


Yes
And no
It's not like pee or anything it's a thick viscous liquid so it won't drip down your panties or anything, it'll just soak the gusset

>>34535451
Yeah its pretty strange. My libido has a looong recharge. I do enjoy sex when I'm ready and want it every few months, but it is a difficult task to be In a relationship. My ex was sex obsessed so that's why we didn't work out in the end. Total exhaustion. I really did love her tho. Its a shame and I'm hopeless about being in a relationship now. ( she would accuse me of cheating and not finding her attractive and breakdown)

I'm so confused. Thanks for letting me know you exist. My dude

>>34535750
>gusset
It's funny how I believe you're actually a girl based off the fact you used an obscure word about clothes that I didn't know.

>>34528550
>It's not pee!

It's pee. Squirting is simply loss of bladder control during orgasm. Some people experience it, some don't.

>tfw my biggest fetish is women cumming and making a mess

I fucking hate being a virgin. I want to make a girl cum so much we are both soaked in each other's fluids.

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>>34533849
>cumming as a guy, but just letting it run down all over your dick/pubes/balls
You don't do this?

>>34535817
Can't remember where I read it, but something something even if a women empties her bladder as much as possible, just before an orgasm the bladder will fill rapidly. It's not so much just them straight pissing because they didn't go before and can't control it, their bodies just work that way.

>>34535877
If this is the case, then I'm a male squirter. I always end up pissing allover when I mash my prostate, no matter how much I force myself to piss beforehand.

>>34530450
I"ve seen the business end of a toilet brush
The bitch made herself bleed with it

Honestly made me sad
This much degeneracy is sad

>>34535800
Me replying to my own post btw:

It was difficult to be horny yes, but I was often because she was affectionate and wanted my love. But the days I just wasn't in the mood and she made sexual advances towards me, and I could only say no have caused turmoil in me because she was insecure and psychologically abused me over it. It got to the point that I didn't want to cuddle (which I adore) because that equalled 'we must have sex now, and if I don't get it I'll have a mental breakdown'

She was sexually abused as a small girl and that manifested into a sex obsession. Our relationship was doomed from the start. I miss her

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>>34535903
>webm of a girl
I know the webm you guys are talking about. It doesn't make you less gay for pretending it was a girl.

>>34535900
Might be entirely possible. I've posted about it a bit on here before once and a few people responded saying they're the same, but there's this spot on the head that I can rub and it gets me moaning like a slut and if rubbed for too long I get almost mini orgasms that are just me uncontrollably pissing. If I went to the toilet beforehand and just peed my soul out, I'd still just pee almost straight water. I haven't done it in years and was always too sensitive to do it a second time, but I wouldn't go soft for like 10 minutes after I done it as well..

>>34535750
What the hell is a "Gusset"?

>>34535958
I have this too, I never really did it properly because I didn't want to piss everywhere.

>>34535951
There are a lot of shoving brushes inside of you webms anon

I don't dabble in tranny shit

>>34535994
It wasn't even a tranny. There's no way you haven't seen that webm /pol/ loves so much of a guy haven't his asshole scrubbed with a toilet brush before having HIV postive cum injected into his ass from a jar.

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>>34535962
The little rectangle lining of the panties
It's like an extra layer of fabric to reinforce the part that comes in contact with the opening
Usually made out of cotton

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>>34535800
>My ex was sex obsessed so that's why we didn't work out in the end. Total exhaustion.

That might be the dumbest reason to end a relationship I've ever heard.

>she would accuse me of cheating and not finding her attractive and breakdown

Yeah, I bet. Fucking eat some more protein next time m8. Keep up.

>>34536010
I haven't
The webm I saw the brush was clean at least

That's fucking gross I hope the guy who did that to himself is dead

>>34535800
>>34535942
alright so abuse being the motivating issue is complicated and the fact that she got so worked up over you not being in the mood sucks but

shit

How the hell do you get /days/ when you're just not in the mood. How does constant sexual affection not get you in the mood pretty quick. I thought that shit only happened to women.

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How do you know if you're capable of this?

>>34536062
I guess you just can't understand an asexual persons troubles. Which is silly considering how much sex means to people.

But yeah, I thought it was a dumb reason to end the relationship. I'm still depressed over it. And I was incredibly attracted to her, I do understand beauty and physical preferences, but romance and affectionate, caring love is what floats my boat. But I'm not a ravanous sex beast like you probably are. When she wanted a quicky before workbor just fuck to fall asleep I couldn't get into it. Sadly it destroyed her. It's hard to get horny because someone wants it out of habit or some sort of validity. She would cry all night because she claimed she was worthless if not a sex object. Our desires clashed too much.

>>34536118
Idk. Sex is exhausting to me and I really don't know why. And sex when you don't want it feels so off. I understand why rape is such a mindfuck. Imagine cumming, then 5 seconds later a demon beast was summoned to your room and told you it would kill your family if you didn't fun again in 3 minutes. I'm sure you'd masturbate furiously but it wouldn't be from sexual desires. That's the best way I can explain it. And trust me, I had sex with her ALOT. Because when she wanted it, usually I wanted it. But keeping up was impossible. And if I was tired from work or feeling down there was no way for me to want it. She couldn't accept that :(

>>34536361
Are your test levels normal? Can you keep and maintain an erection?

>>34530790
wut? Girls kissing each other is nothing compared to a man wanting to fuck his own mother.

>>34528476
>lesbian is the top 1 & 2 search result for women
good taste ladies

>>34536045
So thats what its called.
Is it weird i have some type of fetish for this?

>>34536433
I'm a pretty healthy dude. My dick is big annnd I can keep it rock hard for awhile after cumming.
Being asexual is strange. When I meet a girl I dont imagine her naked or sexualized until after I like her a lot. I really do think sex is great, but I also think its a silly thing to obsess over. Ive been sexless for almost two years now and I'm not bothered. But I really do crave and get tortured over not being close to someone right now. I'd kill a bitch for some all day cuddling and playing thru a horror game with snacks and shit. And if it doesn't end in sex a huge whatever from me. But if it did, That's great too

>>34528320
I can retain my erection after cumming once. It usually takes me at least twice the time to come the second time though. This has started becoming a bother because I don't feel satisfied masturbating unless I blow two loads now. Any advice?

>>34536610
That's not being asexual you special snowflake tryhard.

>>34535800
I feel you man. My first gf and I had 'sex' once. She kept asking me if I was ready and slowly became more and more insecure that I didn't find d her attractive. Kept doing things to try make me want to have sex with her, like buying lingerie and waxing her pibes and shit. Wasn't aware at all of my sexuality at the time either. In the end I felt really bad for her and agreed to bone, but I was too big for her so I couldn't get much in. We considered it losing our virginities anyway.

My next gf was sex-obsessed too. I began to find the pressure to have sex with her off-putting and eventually turned her down over and over until she left me.

My current gf and I have had many arguments about sex initially she just wanted to fuck me, that's how we began dating. I told her I wasn't interested in sex the way most guys are and I think she appreciated that somehow. Eventually she stopped wanting to have sex with me and that made me insecure (even though I don't necessarily want sex?) so we would fight about it every now and then. Now we have taken the emphasis off pleasuring each other and reaching orgasm and try to view it as a fun and intimate activity we can both participate in for mutual entertainment.

While I identify as asexual in many regards, I am also attracted to the female physique. If I am horny, dudes turn me right off though, so I guess that also makes me straight?

Very confusing indeed. On top of all this, I get horny relatively often and wank 5-10 times a week, usually to non-penetrative things.

>>34535942
See, I feel you on this too, because.my previous gf wanting sex from me was so off-putting, but as the years have passed I can get off to being really sexually desired. I believe that it's because of my destinct lack of desire for sex that I want someone to make up for my slack.

>>34536118
Imagine you didn't feel like going for a run, but your gf had a fetish for watching you run until she reaches climax.

>>34536451
has nothing to do with fucking your own mother in most cases

>>34528774
Then does this mean I'm not a virgin if I stick my dick in a hole?

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>>34528476

>women having better taste in porn than men

>>34536621
I'm not the (y our), but asexuality is a massive grey area dude. Also, attraction can come in different forms (i.e. romantic, physical/aesthetic, romantic, intellectual) and asexuality is just a lack of conventional sexual attraction.

This can mean that some asexuals become aroused for reasons other than basic carnal desires for reproduction.

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>>34528476
>(((women)))
AKA role-playing men.

>>34528476
>"""Women's""" Favorite

>>34536734
(You)*, typo

>>34528476
fags wouldn't watch lesbian porn and all the other things are common female fantasies

the only things there that could possibly be swayed by guys pretending to be girls would be the black dick worship which could easily be women being curious and jap porn

>>34536734
The guy stated like 4 times in his post that sex isn't a "I don't want it/understand it," just that he doesn't care if he gets it or not. That's not asexuality.

>>34536780
>>34536735
>>34536752
sorry i meant to respond to you two too

>>34527871
fake, youre not a real girl

>>34536790
As far as typical male sexuality goes, there is a deep-seeded innate desire for sex. It's a driving desire for most that permeates into other social interactions.

An indifference towards sex can be considered asexuality. Let me put it this way: Are you a straight male with a regular-high sex drive? When an opportunity for sex with an attractive, trust-worthy woman arises is it a take it or leave it situation for you?

>>34536628
Yeah, the pressure to fuck someone who wants it all the time kills the boner. It's cool you found someone who is willing to deal with such nonsensical sexuality. I call myself asexual because that's the closest term to describe it. I'm definitely more attracted to girls and have only been with girls out of choice, but I can find a dude attractive if he fits what I'm psysically attracted too, and somehow has a heart melting personality. That's never happened IRL tho. And sure traps can be pretty, but they're all fucked in the head from what I've seen. But I am too and none of this makes sense so fuck it. Just gonna spend the rest of my life jacking off to nier characters and maybe get into painkillers and being inconsistant

>>34537043
You remind me a lot of myself in regards to attitude to sex, which is comforting. Well what helped me a lot was realising that types of attraction differ, and that I lack a lot of sexual attraction yet retain most other types of attraction.

I totally feel you dude, I could get down with a guy if I met the right type. There was a gay dude I knew in highschool who has gone on the be a professional actor. He was profoundly charismatic, funny, and talented, yet extremely humble. Very good looking bloke too, but neither macho nor effeminate. If he wanted me I couldn't say no, even though I've only really been physically and romantically attracted to women. Traps on the other hand do nothing for me, probably because they're mentalities are generally not compatible with mine (see intellectual attraction).

You'll figure it out m8, there's someone out there for you. You just gotta take time to disect your sexuality and don't get hung up on being a bit odd. It could be worse; you could be a paedo or something.

>>34536734
I've stated I don't understand it. And don't want it even if I can have it. But i also can want it. Asexual is a broken description. But its a name for sexually nebulous people to use at least. I don't take it too seriously and this is the only time I've talked about. Just gets complicated when you're in a relationship and utter confuse both parties when its generally straight forward for most people.

>>34530612
I'm not a girl, but I think that's pretty normal.

>>34537240
Indeed. Like I said to that other dude, it's just a huge grey area that covers anything from a total lack off any attraction to just a lack of sexual attraction. Since the term actually refers to something that reproduces with itself, it's already being misused in this context, so don't be afraid to use it as your own sexual identity.

Have a read of this: http://www.whatisasexuality.com/intro/
And this:
https://lgbtq.unc.edu/asexuality-attraction-and-romantic-orientation

Should make things a little less complicated. If you're gonna be in a serious relationship with someone and are concerned about the subject you should refer them to this too.

Also, don't be afraid of relationships. They're only gonna help you figure shit out, what you do and don't want and what kind of attraction you experience with certain people.

>>34537184
Thanks for the words my man. That gay guy you mentioned is the perfect description of how I could fall for someone.

And yeah, its not a huge deal to my life and I don't think about it very much, but I'll keep digging to maybe make any future romances flow better.

>>34537346
I'll bookmark those links. Gotta get my butt to sleep. And yeah, I'll keep pursuing love. Just had to get off my chest the weird fucked up relationship I was in last.

Thanks for chatting bros, I feel better.

>was a thread full of femanons detailing their masturbation sessions
>now it's turned into a support group for men who can't handle sex.

>>34537513
Glad to hear it anon, best of luck

>>34537588
Mate your mum begs to differ, among begging for other things ;)