How's it going with the gf?

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>>34527682
stop asking me questions!

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>>34527682
l stiII don't have one. It was one of my new year's resolutions.

Pretty good. Work is easing up so I can see her a bit more often soon. Probably gonna go down to her parents the weekend after this

>>34527737
Shut the fuck up you annoying piece of shit, fuck off. No one cares about your stupid cunt girlfriend or her family

>>34527769
She's pretty good, thanks. Has a lot of college work on but she's a hard worker, she'll get through it fine.

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>>34527702
>It was one of my new year's resolutions.
It looks like another year of failure.

>>34527799
Tell analeyeS dumbhead to FUGCK OAF!

>>34527737
>>34527799

Wait...so, you work and she goes to school?

A..anon, I don't want to be the one to tell you this but she's definitely getting straight A's and meeting valuable references

>>34527737
Nice Bro.

Me and my gf broke up after 4 years a couple of months ago. I was pretty torn up inside, but I think I'm OK now. At least I'm getting other girls all the time. Doesn't quite fit the gap because all I want is a cuddle again with someone I love, but oh well.

i forgot the girl was engaged

the other girl i got cockblocked. i never learned why her mom told me not to see her and she knows my kind. i'm assuming it's because i have muscles but a robot.

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>>34527799
>She's pretty good, thanks. Has a lot of college work on but she's a hard worker, she'll get through it fine.

Learn how to read dumbfuck. I. DON'T. CARE. In fact I only wish the worst for her lmao, she's probably taking dick from her college professors because it's the only way she can pass.

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>>34527682

OP here. My GF is leaving the country next week, for a year minimum, so I'll probably never see her again.

Any normies have advice for how to cope without killing myself?

>>34528174
Just cope.

>>34527682
Married her in 2014. Going very well.

>>34528174
Get some poon one last time and then casually break up with her before she leaves. That's what Chad would do

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>>34527971
>he typed through the tears on his keyboard

KEK, oh it was mutual right? lol she definitely dumped your beta ass and your taking solace in fucking fat, greasy hogs. Enjoy those 3/10s bro

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>>34528174
>Any normies have advice for how to cope without killing myself?

Just imagine all the foreign dick she'll be gulping down.

>>34527799
>>34527971

Normies absolutely BTFO doot doot

>>34528312
Lol I'm handsome/have a good career and I am good with women. It wasn't really mutual in a sense it's just the distance was driving us crazy. I am a doctor in one city and she does her shit in another. I wish her all the luck in the world because I still love her to pieces.its just a shame that neither of us could move away from our jobs for like 2 more years.

I wish all the happiness in the world to you too Bro

ITT: redditors getting fucking destroyed

>>34528444
>triggered this hard

>>34528174
Shit sucks Bro. But I'm sure you'll find someone else. If it's meant to be you'll be together in a few years (but that never happens because you forget and move on)

>>34528461
Objectively it doesn't really look like hes mad

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>>34528444
Yea totally man, maybe if you type yourself up enough it will come true. Pro-tip: Try righting your positive affirmations in your diary and not on autistic sushi board lmao. I hope you don't have access to prescription drugs cause you're obviously unstable from getting BTFO pretty hard from some whore.

>I wish her all the luck in the world i love her to pieces

Top kek

>>34528461
So what you got from what I was saying is that someone anonymous over the Internet (most likely you) triggered me because he said something that doesn't apply to my situation?

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>>34528109
You should care though, Mr D. Frogposter! If I don't tell you about my romantic success how else will you know what you're missing?

>>34528554

I'm not the smug frog poster in this thread, but riddle me this...if you're a doctor with a great career (redundant) and suave game (redundant again), why didn't she hop on your Chad dick and lock you down?

>>34528540
Well. Whether you're right or you're wrong it doesn't matter, because at least I've had experience in relationships and I was incredibly happy for a very long time. I hope you can say the same lad

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>>34528595
Kek, it's obvious you fuck women that I wouldn't even look twice at. Based on your autistic comeback, you'd be better suited talking about that dog you call a girlfriend on r/relationships

>>34528620
I have no idea. But there you go, that's the mystery of life.

Why do you do the things you do?

>>34528678

what kind of answer is that? seriously, man, if I was a grill and heard you say something that passive and ambiguous, I'd probably up and leave your ass too

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>>34528667
You seem to know a lot about this subreddit I've never heard of. How often do you go on it fantasizing about being a cucked Redditor?

>>34528758
Why would I answer you coherently when you're just upset because I've had a girlfriend. You wouldn't even make eye contact with me in real life, let alone say the silly things you've been saying out of sadness. I hope everything gets better for all of you I really mean that.

>>34528806
>upset because I've had a gf

No, I'm upset because you gave me a shit answer, and you admitted to that. Plus I've had a gf before so I know girls just don't dump non-NEET charming men. Something about your story just doesn't add up...

>You wouldn't even make eye contact with me irl

Well, I'm not on the spectrum so I'm pretty good at making eye contact.

>silly things you've been saying out of sadness

Factually untrue, but punctually poetic :-)

>I hope everything gets better for all of you

Here have a kleenex buckaroo we're all rooting for you

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I am 19 years old and a khv. I know I am still young, but I give up. There is no hope for me, no one would ever love me, it will never happen. My life would be so great if I wasn't lonely. The loneliness is killing me, it is the reason I will die. I will kill myself because I just can't do this anymore. I will not do it now, because at this moment I still have a will to live, but it is slowly fading away. I don't want to die, but I don't want to live this life either. Why couldn't I just have a happy life, why am I not allowed to love someone and get loved back in return? I guess I am just not meant to be happy, I am not meant to be not alone.

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>>34528932
Hang in there bro, we're all gonna make it

>>34528932
>why am I not allowed to love someone and get loved back in return
Dude, cheer up. It's not that you're not "allowed" to; it's just that you're currently incapable. You can fix that.

>not meant to be happy, I am not meant to be not alone

Nobody "means" for you to do anything except you. There is no "should" or "oughta" controlling you. You are in charge of your own destiny. Just be yourself.

>>34529023
No, that is a meme, I will not make it. The 30 year old wizard robots didn't make it, so why should I? There is no hope, friend. Not for me.

>>34529064
>it's just that you're currently incapable. You can fix that.
Oh so can I fix my face? No. I will stay ugly.

>Just be yourself.
I hate this meme. I am a boring pathetic loser, I have always been just myself and it got me nowhere. No one would like me for that.

But thanks.

>>34529229
>I will stay ugly

Date blind.

>I am a boring

Stop being boring. You absolutely have this power.

>pathetic

When you stop thinking of yourself that way, you'll stop being that way

>loser

Only until you do something about it

>no one would like me for that

Only because the other people like you (this site is proof they exist) are too fucking scared to talk to the other losers and loser out about something you both find interesting.

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>>34528932
I'm 19 too, had a longdistance gf for 3 years, was great desu we saw each other often
But then it went to shit she turned from cool hiki gf to fucking slut.
Relationship at our age is just garbage desu

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>>34527682
She left when we broke up 5 years ago and I fell into that crippling depression and alcoholism which makes me drink every single day and made me loose my job, apartment and all friends. but why do you ask? It's the only thing I talk about on the rare occasions we catch up. Thanks for listening. Given I don't finally grow some balls to kill myself and end the misery, see you next year for the same short and heartless conversation.

>Tfw when become a tripfag all in the vain hopes of finding a qt Femanon to date

Im probably going to stop soon. Its hard realising that even on a board made for social outcasts that no one wants you.
Life is pain desu