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Where's that lad I was talking about his jazz guitar this morning?

Here is a Japanese man.

>>34526901
new thread, new discussions, leave it in the past

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first for posting my 2D love
post em if you love em mateys

>>34526854

is the warhead part of the OP now? Not very comfy

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>>34526854

Rare Shipman from the documentary

>>34526936
I promised him I'd wait for him :(

You don't quit on your friends, m8.

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>>34526945
Posting 2dqt. Wish I had a beer tbqh

>>34526956
Only cos it was in the news this week

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>>34526945
Feeling a bit tired, lads. Is this the night I finally sleep well?
>tfw I didn't ham it up at the doctors

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>>34526970

Here's another, quite a find here

Who /chronic illness/ here?

Having a bad day tbqh, got no energy whatsoever.

Lads. Lets start a cult. Imagine the cult of /britfeel/

Imagine going out in a blaze of glory with other posters

>>34526979
why haven't you got any. going dry, or just ran out
>>34527000
hope you do get to sleep early lad, you had your medicine or is this natural

>>34527077
I thought that's what we were already doing?

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>>34527077

Britfeel already is a cult, that revolves around a few obsessively spammed memes

>>34527077
What are the 5 pillars of /britfeel/?

>>34527094
>going dry
Just drank almost every day of Jan so going to go a few days without.

>>34527116

Bennies
Shipman
Kay
East Devon
Nightwalking

>>34527122
yeah i know that feel lad, never last long when i try though

I'd just like to inform Redcoats that there's a new country feel in town, and its name is /Amerifeel/.
>tfw tired of winning
>tfw a war would be so boring because we would crush any other country

>>34527094
Natural. Having said that I feel tired all the time, just not sleepy. I suspect the pills won't do anything since they're just antihistamines

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38801422

>play the video

woof

>>34526854

>4 year old girl dying in agony
>Shipman euthanises her
>"Shipman had a cruel streak in him"

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>>34527094
All glory to Empress Kay

"Shipman had a devoted following"

From the 1970's to 2017, some things never change

>>34527162
Meeting a friend for a drink on Thurs so just trying to last till then.

Never used to drink at home, then I found out how relaxing it is.

>>34527116
alone together connected by the all knowing kek.

>>34527215
bit treasonous there lad

>>34527101
I don't get the East Devon meme

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Still laughing at that poverty stricken cunt with his shit tesco loaf, bursting with pride about having the best bread in the world

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>>34527215
I want kay to do a speech at christmas instead of Queenie.

>>34527329
imagine being as upset as this guy

>>34527339
that could be a thing next christmas on channel 4

>>34527310
It's a meme about that feeling you get when you are stuck in East Devon

>>34527393
Why is that Ian Brady guy stuck there anyway? Can't he just move somewhere else?

>>34527343
>he doesn't know the feel of making something from scratch

>he needs ((((them)))) to make it wrap it and market it to him for a fee

>>34527182
you going to give them a try or just sack the pills off.
why not cut a couple up n see if they knock you out, might actually work if you're already tired

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gonna have to peel myself out of bed and make some crumpets uuuuuuuuugh

>>34527426
Put some cheese on the top for a nice treat

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>>34527343
Hahahaha you shit bread guzzling no-mark

>>34527420
May as well get a bit drowsy from them.
>tfw the doctor made me spend six bongs on placebos
Shipman wouldn't let that slide.

that millennial nostalgia vault image from the other thread makes me feel like crying. That's weird.

My favourite bread is that one lidl sells in the orange plastic bag. The don't sell it anymore though which sucks, I think Aldi still does.

39p but it's THICK and pretty decent bread too.

>>34527496
no, the good doctor would have sensed your pain, and helped you out, lad

>>34527182
>>34527496
antihistamines aren't placebos lad, they're the right stuff, but possibly not strong enough depending on the nature of your insomnia

worth a shot tbqh

>>34527426
>just had 4 waffles with nutella and clotted cream.

>>34527445

a savoury crumpet? This is why everyone should have free internet access, the idea's and discussion are often mind blowing.

Did you come up with this idea yourself? I saw a ham and cheese croissant at Kings Cross train station in London a few years ago and to this day I regret not being brave enough to buy it.

>>34527530
I hardly identified with anything in that.

Must be too old.

I have heartburn lads

>>34527614
>I saw a ham and cheese croissant at Kings Cross train station in London a few years ago and to this day I regret not being brave enough to buy it.

You are right to regret that. They are absolutely amazing, although as you can imagine it's pretty greasy.

Not hard to make at home though. Just put ham and grated gruyere inside a croissant and heat it up in an dry frying pan until the cheese melts.

>>34527590
Most of me thinks you're right, but a small part makes me think you're trying to get me PLACEBO'D. If it is the case I hope it's stronger than the last ones I tried.

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>>34526945
>all these people still falling for 2-D meme

>>34527649
Glug some milk or gaviscon.

>>34527237
yeah it's comfy, i've been solo drinking a long time now lad

>>34527691
Be careful with drinking every day lads.

It can fuck you up faster than you'd think - and you don't notice there's a problem until you stop.

>>34527650
i like that but with smoked bacon and a bit of monteray jack

>>34527686
isn't milk bad for heartburn

>>34527655
being 100% honest with you lad, I'm no liar

the most common antihistamine used for sleeping tablets is diphenhydramine hydrochloride, and diphenhydramine is usually the culprit ingredient in the kind of cough medicines that make you feel like a sleepy cunt after you take them, so depending on what you tried last time you should be alright

I take them to help me sleep at night during my days off because I work nights, they'll definitely help you get off to sleep but I can't say whether or not they'll help you stay asleep once you drift off

>>34527710
yeah i'm starting to know that feel

Fancy my boss like mad lads. Dunno how to feel about all this

>>34527710

Yeah well there's a problem already, that's why I drink.

>>34527760
whatever its only heartburn you pussy when i was your age i was liberating europe from nazi tyranny and i had heartburn but didn't whine about it like a bitch

What shall I do tomorrow lads? My only day off for the next 2 months.

>>34527796

Resign

>>34527796
dubs and you visit a jewish temple to learn about their religion

>>34527809
Would do but unfortunately I need to eat to survive.

>>34527760
It is but I forget why

It's better than nothing though, meaning in the short term you'll feel slightly better

>>34527796
Eat until you can't move anymore and then sleep.

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Aha Ibiza normies. You aren't safe from the google car. I see your boobies!

>>34527828

Food banks lad

I hear they've got luxury bread

>>34527813
Dubs and YOU have to visit a mosque and pray to the child molestor

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>>34527426
>>34527599

>just made a ham toastie

Must be the nocturnal snacking hour

>Nocturnal
>tfw having dinner for breakfast

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

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>>34527796

digits and you help us force the Supermarket sweep meme

>>34527853
i read that in mark corrigan voice

>>34527904

Can we get some Dale cut outs to paste in to pics.

What do you think about referring to him as DW and the project as the DWM.

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>>34527904
Have you seen the state of this Yank SS host trying to stunt on our Dale

>>34527853
about to get BLACKED i see

Why is Leeds so overrated lads?

>>34528031
i didnt know leeds was rated at all

>>34527796

ring around and get a better deal on your home insurance and the gas and electricity bills.

>>34528031
There's fuck all else to do in Yorkshire except go into Leeds.

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>>34527411
It isn't easy to move when you're either on min wage or not working.
Also it isn't forcing a meme to sign off my posts with
>stuck in East Devon

>>34528053
Mark Corrigan pls go

>>34528029
No lad... look in the middle of the pic. The woman on the red cloth with her titties out. Nice

>>34527904
This this this

New OC shall be spawned

>>34528098
yeah and theres a darkie picking her and her mate up

>>34528031
I like Leeds, lots of Imperial architecture without the crap that comes with London

>>34528029
>not seeing the topless gril
bit gay lad

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>>34527904
>tfw you win the big inflatable

>>34528077
https://youtu.be/b_BsZKGO4yk

>>34528176
I'll make some supermarket sweep Webms tomorrow night

Stay tuned lads

>>34527904

We need Dale in the OP image

>>34528031
Because it's so close to manchester they have to boast and pretend they can even begin to compare

>>34528341
Way ahead of you anon

original

>>34528303
It doesn't hook in to the files so there's no way of automatic detecting it. Some mod would have to do it manually, and they won't. The ONLY time VAC could even have the remotest chance of detecting it is you're in a VAC server on TF2 or some shit and then use it, and only then will you get a VAC ban for that game

There are literally 0 cases of steam bans for it, and there won't ever be, because of this:

>implying steam support would give a shit

Cheevos don't do anything except trigger autists whining about "muh legit achievements", so Steam don't give a fuck.

>>34526854

How did Harold Shipman become a meme? I know there are the greentexts, but how did he expand into such a memeworthy figure?

>>34528457
1 guy forcing it for months on end

>>34528068
Ask for some money from that mate of yours, the guy who used to trip here, the really rich one who lives alone in the big house in West London - you know who I mean? He used to post vocaroos of him singing along to Bowie songs and close up photos of his eye.

>>34528413
>>34528341

Didn't even see that, very nice work anon

>>34528457
If you put your mind to something you can achieve anything desu

>>34528471

Just goes to show extreme autistic dedication pays off in the end

>>34526854
don't approve of winton being on the op image lads, we've not be forcing that meme long enough, if anything 'len lad being the serial killer known as the pusher is ahead of him in the queue'

>>34528515

It's hard to edit a canal into the OP image though

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Stop trying to force memes into the OP image pls

Let it happen naturally

>>34528556

>4chan
>/r9k/
>/britfeel/
>Natural unforced memes

really made me chuckle there anon

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Can't sleep and I've got limp dick because of antidepressants

Bangiiiiiiiiiin lads

>>34528472
no7 bbe pls. Stop trying to shill yourself. I thought you killed yourself.

You know I don't know you well enough to ask for money

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ill as fuck lads
make it stop lads
i beg of you

How much night nurse should I take? There is half a bottle.

so glad im not op image guy anymore, too much op image politics.
got the electric blanket on, a cup of tea, just got find something to listen to whilst I fall asleep.
at least Mondays over and done with.

>>34528556
>Let it happen naturally

Every single meme on britfeel has been the result of one single anon forcing there own thingmercilessly

>Fat Teddy
Some guy from South London endlessly bringing up some local nobody and trying to promote him

>East Devon
One anon who endlessly has to let everyone know how he is stuck there

>Shipman
One guy who is obsessed with serial killers, also one of the people who spams Elliot Rodger threads on /r9k/ more generally.

>Len poster
One guy obsessed with 'len' who is now trying to make himself a gimmick as the heir to Shipman

>Trainfus
One guy who doesn't like waifuposting, and tries to derail it (no pun intended) by posting trains instead

>>34528632
What's your symptoms lad?

>>34528666
Don't lie to me, that pun was very intended friendo!

>>34528666
That pun was intended on a subconscious level

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Shall we force Pete Price to be a meme scousefags?

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>>34528670
just depression lad
worst it's been in a while
literally sat on the kitchen floor for the 3 hours just staring at the washing machine
cut myself while sober for the first time in 7 months as well
not in a good way atm

>>34528662
I like to watch that Primitive Technology bloke on Youtube while I'm getting comfy. It's so relaxing.

>>34528773
being comfy is the best thing there is. it literally doesn't get better than that.

>>34528764
Chin up lad. Life's shit but it can get better

Just saw Fat Teddy on a 125cc parked up outside Morleys.

It was closed.

Imagine he'll be there till 11am lads.

>>34528764
best just going to bed mate, that's really the best cure. sitting up and thinking about things certainly isn't.

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Did I do good lads?

robot unoriginal

>>34528764
Anything you feel like talking about?
Have you sought help?

>>34528556
if I don't put them in people ask to have them in
if they're good they'll stay if they're duds they get replaced.

>>34528650
Did the lot, gonna sleep like a baby tonight.

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Daily reminder that things can only get better

>>34528764
Get some headphones and just blast some music that you enjoy.

>>34528533

need a whole new scene, a train going though the Devon hills would be nice.

>>34528813
>>34528828
nice one lads
ill be alright, i feel a lot better now, i can actually move now haha

>>34528835
yeah, i'm going to therapy again and i've got an appointment with my GP to get my stitches out + get meds
and not really lad, i don't have any deep thoughts or anything. i'm just worried about my future. this is my fourth episode of depression now and it's the worst one by far. i know that it'll go away eventually, but i also know it'll come back after 6 months or so. i was doing really well in college, but it seems like that's fucked up now because i didn't turn up at all last week, so i'm behind now and i know it's going to be difficult to finish the work because my minds currently fucked.

>>34528880
see that's what's fucked up. i really love music, but when i was feeling like that, i just couldn't listen to it. that's why i went to the kitchen, i just wanted to sit on the cold floor and get away from my computer/music because they were annoying me.

>>34528662
I had the best nights sleep of my life listening to this the other day. Never felt so peaceful in my life.

https://youtu.be/BiqlZZddZEo

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Going to take some Nytol, lads. Wish me luck. I'm going to spill water everywhere aren't I?

>>34529111
ganbatte lad
i you spill you spill can you not chop em in half

>>34529111
Have you ever tried melatonin? You can get it as a drink, it's a fucking miracle sleep aid. Mum uses it when her bi polar is sending her batty and she can't sleep.

>>34529145
They're pretty small so I managed to do it in one. Everything's coming up Madofag.

>>34529181
Can't say I have, but I might give it a shot if this doesn't work.

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headphones are hurting my head
for fucks sake

>>34529037
I'm really sorry that you find yourself in the situation you're in but I'm glad that you're going to get help from your GP.
I used to have full breakdowns about my future too, it's horrible so I really do sympathise with you.
If you ever want to vent or talk through your thoughts, you can chat with me on steam if you like

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lennord/

You'll get better, but I hope it gets better quickly for you.

>>34529111
Checked them.

>>34529199
good stuff lad. hope it does something
i'm ready for bed myself, big splif 1st, no wank though because got a mate staying, will have 1 in the morning instead

>>34529284
Have fun with that wank lad.
That sounds much gayer than I'd like. You know I say that as a friend

>>34529350
I know
maybe you could suck me off later, as a friend?

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If anyone could edit out the trolley handle he's holding that'd be great. But here is a Winty template if anyone wants fun

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well I gave up the OKC for good lads and immediately started using POF

first search and THIS is what I find. where the fuck in africa is she from?

>>34529441
I don't think I'd want to put anyone's junk in my mouth, if I'm being completely honest with you.

>>34529350
don't worry lad i know what you meant and i always have fun when wanking
>>34529441
lewd
and also not me

>>34529515
south africa you lemon
still though she does look hideous

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>>34529448
Fucking transparent selection is shit I swer on me mam

Whats you're (You) balance lads?

I've racked up 1209 (You)s so far this year, feels pretty rich if im honest.

>>34529830
errrr
some. not been counting desu
doubt it's in the thousands though

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>>34529776
If I took off that mask would you die?
It'd be extremely painful
You're a jihad guy

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all these girls are advertising their snapchat, does that mean they want to trade sexy shit or something?

>>34529644
wouldn't you say south africa to begin with though? she makes it sound like she's somalian

>>34529879
It means they're call girls or bots

Supermarket sweep will be the death of britfeel, the single worst forced meme of all time

Anyone has any experience here with ordering shrooms or acid from the darkwebz?

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>>34530024

You've got 60 seconds to grab as many mushrooms as you can

New meds for my MS making me feel like shit and keeping me awake, what can I watch to keep me occupied lads?

>inb4 Supermarket Sweep

>>34530257

memrise, learn chinese with me lad

>>34530061
ewww mushrooms
ya dirty bastard ya

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>>34526945
Dr pepper is really fattenning

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>>34530465
Diet exists you know

>>34530523
only fat people drink diet

>>34530575
This, diet pop is like skimmed milk.

Shite.

Chinese curry or Indian curry?

Will we ever get the answer to this question

>>34531140
Correct answer is Japanese

>>34531157
Used to make golden curry a lot, kind of craving it now.

>>34531140
Japanese
Thai
Malaysian
Chinese
Good Indian
an actual bowl of shit
Bad Indian

>>34531140
>>34531266
>>34531157
Thai curry is clearly superior here lads

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Fucking hell no wonder we're a laughing stock to the world

>>34531422
>Colin the Caterpillar gets a cute gf (male) and you're still single

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>>34531422
FUCK YOU MARKS AND SPARKS
FIRST PERCY THE PIG GOES NORMIE AND GETS FRIENDS AND NOW THIS
REEEEEEEEE FUCK WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME GOING IN YOUR STORE HAVING THIS CATERPILLAR LORDING HIS WIFE OVER ME!

>>34531422
More cake for me then. Hope they have babies so I can eat them as well.

>tfw Henry Hoover has a gf and you don't

Several hours later and americans are STILL talking about states

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>>34531522
>2017
>Henry
>Not going for based James instead

From Bissau to Palau - in the shade of Avalon
From Fiji to Tiree and the Isles of Ebony
From Peru to Cebu hear the power of Babylon
From Bali to Cali - far beneath the Coral Sea

Lad with the bad bum here, seeing the doctor at 9am, gotta get my sleep on.

So far no more issues with the bum, worried Im gunna waste the doctors time, but it's been happening for 2 years, some days worst than others. Hey ho lets go, gunna get that latex glove and cold slip in tommorow.

>>34531658
Nighty Nighty bad bum, hope it's just a fissure!

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>When your opponent forfeits after a minute in Rocket League

THESE DREAMS GO ON WHEN I CLOSE MY EYYEEES
EVERY SECOND OF THE NIGHT, I LIVE ANOTHER LIIIIIFE
THESE DREAMS THAT SLEEP WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIIIIIDE
EVERY MOMENT I'M AWAKE, THE FURTHER I'M AWAAAY

>>34531658
>Hey ho

Never say that ever again, Bumlad.

>>34532611
/britfeel/ can't handle this 80s feel

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>Awake all night from the pain of an abscess in my jaw
I'm in serious need of a lethal dose of the good stuff lads

>>34533289
>Awake all night from the pain of an illness in my mind

Can someone please kill me aswell? I didn't ask to be here. I don't want to be here.

I don't understand the yank mentality

yankfeel is barely 200 posts in and they're already fighting over whose state is more american than whose, it's sad

>>34533738
yeah that is sad.
at least we can all agree lancashire is the best county

>>34533760
sorry lad but going to have to go with derbyshire or cumbria, lake and peak district are the jewels of britain

I'm sure lancashire is lovely though and you're right to be proud of it

>>34533841
i appreciate your opinion but i'm afraid we'll have to agree to disagree.

fancy a swift pint and a packet of crisps?

>>34533875
at least you brits are ironically nice to each other.

Americans hate each other

Northerners talk like spastics.

>>34533875
sounds lovely lad, I'll have a bitter and a packet of salt and vinegar

>>34533916
no irony here matey, your countryman is your countryman no matter how funny his accent

>>34533938
who let the darkie southerner in

>>34533916
To be fair I hate a lot of posters on /britfeel/ and I'm English.

>>34533957
I'd wager you probably don't like yourself much either though, so you're alright, lad.

Doctor told me sorting my life out and getting my life on track will help with my depression. Ok, fair enough, let's try. Apply for driving license, pay fee, need a counter signature..doctor refuses to sign it because I haven't been at surgery for 2 years. As i'm a neet shut in who's recently moved to a new area there's absolutely nobody else to do it for me.

Back to the pits of depression. I don't even know why I bothered

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>>34533443
I am genuinely sorry to hear that mate. Puts my situation in perspective - I'm sitting here thinking it's the worst in the world, but actually I just need to go to the office of an over priced handyman with a white coat and a fancy chair, bung him a hundred and fifty quid for ten minutes work and I'll be right as rain.

I really hope things work out for you. Hopefully this rare apustaja will make you feel a bit better.

>>34533954
>who let the darkie southerner in

I'm imagining you saying that with your ridiculous Northern accent and it just makes you lose all credibility you may have had.

>>34534005
>ridiculous Northern accent
Ecky thump tut lad, we shant have that kind of talk round here mind, else there'll be nowt for tea but chips an' gravy!

>>34534005
calm down lad, I'm only pulling your pisser, don't pop a vein

>>34533978
I hate myself as well, yes. I'm a dickhead.

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>>34526854

lads, just had my first panic attack at 23.

I feel really fucking old now, like i just finished uni and need to develop a career.

i gotta get a mortgage and shit man, holy fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, i gotta be an adult.

more and more of my school 'friends' on fb getting married and having fucking kids, some of them even have kids in nursery right fucking now.

Jesus fucking christ

>>34534051
>I'm only pulling your pisser

Would you mind pulling mine when you're done with him please? I'm right on the edge, just need you to finish me off.

>>34534076
>23
>feel really old now

Wait until you hit 35. Better sort your shit out before you turn out like me.

The Americans will never sustain a general.

>>34534208
They're too big there isn't any common ground, it would be like someone in Birmingham trying to find common ground with someone in Lyon.

Plus it isn't in their nature to colonise places like we do.

>>34534093
no thanks lad

sounds a bit bent to me

>>34534303
It's a bit sad that they saw us having a merry old time with britfeel and thought
>how comes those brits got one and we don't, let's have our own feels with blackjack and hookers

it's like yanks trying to make fish and chips, you lads can have a go if you want it but it's not going to be the same

>>34534327
>sounds a bit bent to me
If you started off when I was on the flop or just starting to pressurise to quasi-chub then yes, it would be bent as fuck. However, I'm at full throb, and a high quality one at that, pulsing veins on the underside and a tight, shiny bellend. Plus I've done most of the work myself so it would be more like just flicking a switch than anything sexual.

If it helps I could sweeten the deal by giving you four of mum's tramadol and a pound bag of generic cheesy wotsits I got in the spar yesterday.

>>34534553
that's a bit much

It's a wageslave is still up at 5am episode
I'm gonna be fucked if I overlseep.

>>34534595
Might as well just not bother even trying to wake up. Sleep is better than work.

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>>34526854
non limey here. will i get a tracer gf if i travel to bongland?

>>34534590
Fine then, I've finished myself off anyway. I was thinking about you when I did it though, and you're not getting any of my fucking wotsits either.

>>34534720
I prefer monster munch anyway

>>34534770
could really go for some monster munch right now, beef flavour of course.

>>34534697
>tracer gf
you mean an obnoxious lezzer with a flat arse?

got em by the bucketful lad

>>34534820
wish they'd bring back vanilla ice cream flavour

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>>34534849
where do teh rump rich beauties swarm around

I'm going to go to sleep now in the hope of never waking up. Wish me luck, lads

>>34534928
instead I hope you wake up with renewed purpose, lad

>>34534896
>rump rich beauties
>britain
pick one

nothing but pancake-arsed slags around here m8, you're better off elsewhere

unless you fancy your luck with african birds

>>34534998
Is that you, securityanon?

>>34535088
forever and always, old son

Has anyone ever fallen in love with a girl who looks like a map of Portsmouth?

Fucking hell lads. Just checked out that /amerifeel/ and they have no idea what they are doing. They're actually having political discussions in there instead of saying what they had for dinner and forcing memes. Its embarrassing

>>34535116
I knew it was you. You're so positive. First you said you wouldn't smash my head in with a hammer, and now instead of wishing that I go to sleep and don't ever wake up again, you wish that I wake up with renewed purpose?

Damn, man. I don't know what to feel any more.

>>34535389
a cynic would accuse me of wanting to prolong your suffering

truthfully I just want to see a miserable lad live long enough to find his happiness instead of dying before he has his chance

>>34535389
Oh hey, I'm the guy who offered to smash your head in for 900

>Shitty cringeworthy american spin off

feels like top gear and inbetweeners all over again

>tfw unsure if the Nytol worked or not

I feel cheated. I went to Manchester yesterday and didnt get pushed into a canal. Now I have to continue living.

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>Wake up
>It's bennies day
>Heart beating fast, hands sweaty
>Load up online banking to check my account
>That moment where the world stops after you hit Log In and it loads the page
>FUCK YEAH BENNIES ARE HERE WOOOOOOOOO

Please tell me I'm not insane and other people go through this?

>>34535897
>America does a version of a uk show
>The copy the jokes word for word but use American actors
>It's invariably not funny

When will they learn?

>>34535317
>Has anyone ever fallen in love with a girl who looks like a map of Portsmouth?

what a fucked up question lmao

Wake up you lazy neets, I want someone to talk to

>>34537667
I am awake but I only lurk sorry

well I'm at the doctors now to talk about the sertraline I'm on. I hope she puts me on something else I can't stand these side effects any longer

Real wage slave hours

>>34537880

Mirtazapine's the good shit.

>>34537912
the sertraline has helped I do feel a lot better but I just hate having no sex drive. I miss wanking. also it makes my memory really hazy

There's this guy I see around my estate a lot lads.

>Late 20's, scruffy chav looking guy wears shitty tennies shoes and jogging bottoms everywhere
>Has 3 kids, a gf/wife
>Seems like a decent guy from what I've seen of him interacting with others, good father all things considered

The weird part is how often I run into him despite barely leaving my house. I've seen him:

>On the bus, at least half a dozen times
>Dropping his kid off at school (not that odd considering I live near one)
>In the queue ahead of or behind me in the corner shop
>On my nightwalks I often see him on his way back from the shops

It's just funny how often I see him around, I know it's just coincidence but the sheer encounter rate is odd.

>>34537932

I felt the exact same way. Mirtazapine's definitely lowered my sex drive, but not nearly to the extreme level that Sertraline did.

Any NEETs here who are simply between jobs and not lifers? Its been two months so far and I've forgotten what wagie life was like already. I mean, I kind of remember but its hard to remember the mindset.

The feeling that's constantly in the back if your mind that your time is limited. You have to make the best of every moment of free time you have. You can't properly enjoy the weekend because you're exhausted from work. Those 2 days aren't really enough to accomplish anything of worth.

I've been depressed lately because I have no path, no goals. But I think I'm going to try and enjoy NEET life while I can. I just walked downstairs, its quiet. Everyone's at work. My street is silent. I walked to the kitchen and got a glass of water, it's cold from the winter pipes. As I'm drinking my water I look out the window into my garden. The wind moves the trees as the birds fly in and out of it. I'm at peace at the moment. Trying to savour this time before its back to WAGIE LIFE TICK TOCK CLOCKS TICKING DONT WANT MR GOLDBURG TO DOCK YOUR PAY WAGIE

>>34538010
oh god you just reminded me about a "girl" who I see around town sometimes. he always wears a black skirt and bunny ears. I'll try and snap a pic one day.

>>34538073
Fuck. I miss it. Only 8 hours to go.

[spolier]end me

>>34538010
https://youtu.be/MQ737jR0-8Q

>>34538109
lol, that's exactly what it's like

Glad I'm not insane

>>34538073

The first few weeks back at work will be difficult after experiencing freedom.

I think the only sensible way to live is to go part time. I do 4 days a week and I think any more would just lead me to quit.

ffs Im back from the doctors but she put me on more sertraline because she said that the side effects will decrease if I continue with it.

>>34528850
>Implying John Major was anything other than competent and the country was in a state pre Blair
> Alistair Campbell sucks flaccid cock

>>34538364
What changes have you experienced since starting anti depressants? Disregarding side effects like. I've been thinking about taking them but I don't know if it would help or if my problems or just a result of my extreme laziness. I constantly get intrusive thoughts of suicide.

>>34538422
I do feel less anxious and in a better mood but I just dont like the side effects

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>>34526854
Britfeel is having too much influence in my life. Last night I had a dream where Panorama did an investigation of East Devon anon
---
---
---
"He's a man in his early 20s, and he's stuck in East Devon
>Cuts to scene of buses driving around Exeter city centre
"He can't get to Bristol, he would even struggle getting as far as Plymouth"
"This is the story of being stuck in East Devon"
>Panorama Theme tune concludes*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on1GoCLk-4I

"This is the story of a man who for years has been stuck in East Devon"
>Lifelike resemblance of Wojak wearing a Blue shirt and trousers
"As a child, he went on school trips to places like Cornwall and London, but all that has changed for anon, as a NEET in his twenties, travel opportunities are limited"
>"People just don't understand, they say "Can't you just hop on a train to Bristol" but they don't realise how expensive that is, I'm constantly worrying about the brown envelope through the door as it is, I can't afford to be wasting money on train tickets"
"People have often said to anon that East Devon has a lot to offer, it's hardly like the western Isles, but he disagrees"
>"People say Exeter has pretty much everything I could want, but they don't understand, sometimes a young man just wants to travel about you know, it's difficult sometimes"
"So what do you do with your free time then?"
>Well I mostly just post on /Britfeel/, it's like a forum on the internet, where we all post anonymously"
"Haven't your friends offered to take you to Bristol, or Birmingham or London?
>"Well I don't really speak to many people outside of /Britfeel/, so you know...."
"and what do your parents think?"
>"Well they're not happy about it obviously, but they've just given up now, we've all just accepted that I'll be stuck in East Devon for life now"

>tfw stuck in East Berlin

>>34538572
keek
origano

I currently have GBP200 saved.

I have GBP30~ coming in every fortnight. Do I put GBP10 into savings every fortnight or do I just blow the whole GBP30 on buying STUFF?

What do lads?

Going to see a 20 pound glory hole escort this evening. What am i in for lads?

>>34538643
Getting blown by a dude

>>34538632
Do whatever you want, mate. Don't listen to us. What are you doing to generate a whopping 15 pounds a week?

>>34538659
It's how much bennies I have left after paying off bills and shit

>>34538632
Go to a 20 pound glory hole

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>>34538523
>we've all just accepted that I'll be stuck in East Devon for life now

>>34538643
Ahh the old 20 quid glory hole.

Me and my mates used to go every weekend. It's great. Of course you never know who's on the other side, but that's part of the fun.

Do penguins have a sense of smell? I want to raise a penguin colony but my bellend stinks of fish. Will they smell it and attack it?

>>34538692
Where would you even find this?

>>34538712
There's one in almost every city center mate. I've been to 20 quid glory holes in Glasgow, Leeds, Aberdeen and Sheffield.

In Manchester it was 30 and in London it was 40 though.

>>34538693
>Studies on Humboldt penguins and African penguins indicate that at least some species can smell prey-related odors

From Google.

African penguins, what?

>>34538734
How would you find it though? Is it in the tour guide?

>>34538760
Nah of course not. You just ask around in pubs etc. Most of the locals at least know of it, even if they haven't been themselves.

>>34538760
I'd be interested to know too. I found mine on adult work.

>>34538773
You taking the piss? You just go around pubs asking random people where the town glory hole is?

>>34538773
What if someone bites or chops your knob off

>>34538792
Well you obviously need to pick who you ask. But it's a fair bet that if someone knows what a glory hole even is, they are going to know where they are.

Worst response I've ever gotten is "Eh? What's that?" and you just say "Ah never mind mate"

>>34538793
Never thought about that.

>>34538815
>Worst response I've ever gotten is "Eh? What's that?" and you just say "Ah never mind mate"

Do you temember that time when that guy responded by contracting diabetes and releasing loads of sneks out of his nose and eyes before vanishing into thin air? That was quality mate. Really enjoyed it.

>>34538869
What in the actual fuck, lad?

All this talk about 20 quid glory holes reminds me of my NEET days.

When I used to get my bennies in I'd go into town and buy a 15 quid bit of hash, go to the 20 quid glory hole, then get a Greggs on my way home.

Had to make the rest of the money last until the next bennies payday but with Lidl food that was no problem.

>>34538922
20 quid glory holes is a meme isn't it? Its not actually a thing right?

>>34538940

What, are they more expensive near you?

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>>34526945

That time again lads, another year older but probably not another year wiser. Still, the last year's been good in an overall sense, so maybe that trend will continue?

>>34538940
It's a pretty standard thing in the north and in Scotland.

Not sure about down south. Probably costs more than 20 quid down there.

How do I get the doctor to give me diazepam, lads?

I was ill last time I travelled and ended up vomiting all over the place so badly 999 got called. I now have a load of travel at the weekend and I'm afraid anxiety will trigger something again. I just want to get past this weekend and I think I'll get back to normal.

I think I've had diazepam about 5 times in 10 years. Will the doctor play ball here?

>>34538984
South coast is 20 quid too, only the major cities cost more

>>34538984
I'm in the South East and have never heard of them anywhere around here. Definitely something that would appeal more to Northerners and porridge wogs.

>>34538984
Why does it cost money though. Isn't it just a hole with a dick in?

>>34538990

The diazepam is in the nuclear warhead storage building B1 in one of the left-hand rooms. You can use your cigarettes to steady your aim as well and make Wolf easier to hit.

>>34539007
You put your dick in the hole and someone on the other side either sucks it or fucks it you silly lad.

>>34539001
Yeah makes sense. Everything is more expensive there.
>>34539002
They definitely exist in London but it's more than 20 quid.
>>34539007
There's hookers behind the wall and they suck your cock. Presumably they need paid. Also overheads etc, renting the space.

>>34539007
It's free if you get lucky or if it's a bloke on the other side

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I've heard there is one in Coventry but no idea where it is

>>34539026
This made me laugh. Thanks.

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>>34539038
So what is it like when you actually go?

>>34539052

Usually a public toilet desu

>>34539062
Well the details depend on where you go, but usually you walk in, and then there's a huge guy there behind glass. You give him your twenty quid, and then he lets you walk through the door.

There's various booths, sometimes with a curtain and sometimes just dividers. The smell of cum is overpowering. You walk into a booth and there's a hole in the wall. You stick your cock through the hole and someone starts sucking it.

Then when you're done you walk out the same way you came in.

>>34539038
The hole in my local one is two low. You have to awkwardly squat to get your dick through

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anyone know how to combat fatigue at my new job?

was a neet for 2 years, got a job and close to ending it, in more ways than one

So tempted to just not go to my seminar today lads, I'm sat on my bed fully dressed looking at the cold grey misery outside

I don't think education is worth the twenty minute walk in this case

Persuade me to go or stay because I'm on the fence hardcore

>just wanna go back to sleep

A mate of mine used to call it the "Glory Noel" because he said that it was a bit like Deal or No Deal, you never know what's inside the box.

>>34539159
Cut your losses and get an apprenticeship, real talk.

Degrees are worthless nowadays, 7 years back perhaps? they were really something special. All you want now is a solid job, and experience

>>34539159
All I can tell you is that when I got my degree mark at the end of uni I really, really wished I'd gone to more seminars.

>>34539178
>Drop out of uni and become working class

No thanks.

>>34539159
You should stay at home and go to sleep if that's what you feel like doing. Email your tutor and call him Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Threaten to shoot him/her.

>>34539199
Working class person here. Everyone I know has been to uni and it didn't help them. The people who became electricians are on big money though

>>34539222
Obviously becoming an electrician is better than going to a shit uni.

But I'm not at a shit uni.

I'd just kill myself if I ever became an electrician, good money or not.

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Lads

I'm not going to my seminar

I'm too tired to stay in the learning zone anyway, I'll just tune my lecturer out and it's nothing that can't be learned via Wikipedia tbqh (it's a meme history degree)

>>34539251
Don't forget to email your lecturer and call them Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Threaten to shoot them.

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why is she so perfect lads?
would a leaf ever truly love me?

>>34526854
>get put on anti psychotics
>just been put on diazepam to counteract the anxiety it's causing
what am I in for lads?
>probably going to get put on some other med to help me focus since not focusing is another side effect

>>34539235
>But I'm not at a shit uni.

Doesn't matter if it's Hull or Oxford, I bet you're doing a worthless degree like History.

>>34539274
Will do senpai don't worry about it


Unrelated but I've essentially got the day off now, I'm probably gonna smoke a spliff and play some vidya tbqh (or do some reading for my dissertation)

>>34539251
lol knew it

Fucking HISTORY DEGREE. And you're worried about dropping out to be working class? You'll be lucky to get a job stacking beans in tesco ahahahahahahahaha

>>34539280
Why are you anti-psychotics, lad? What did you do?

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>tfw stuck in East Cheshire

>>34539311
I didn't even take my GCSEs and I can do better than that without a degree or college education.

>>34539279

>'''she'''
>'''her'''


lowcontent

>>34539317
got raided for other stuff then the found binders filled with doxes and photos I'd collected from year of stalking some guys from my area, then when they inquired I explained the people were high ranking government officials plotting against me (I understand it's stupid now)

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>>34539332

Err, where abouts, Shipmanlad?

just got up, got doctors at 10past. got a lump on my back, getting bigger. hope they do something about it and don't let me become a hunch back.
meanwhile mohammad gets a free surgery

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New potatoes with parsley butter is my new favourite thing to make, and the best thing is that i can just steam the potatoes in the microwave for 9 minutes and tesco sells grated parsley for like 70p.

Only takes 10 minutes or so total and I don't even need to watch anything.

Do I make some meat and veg soup lads?

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>>34539343

>2017
Its time to stop being a faggot

>>34539348

mottram in longdendale

The council is full of shit. I don't know if they're incompetent, malicious or both.

Going for my first of my daily work shits.

>>34539355

Potatoes are the absolute best food ever mate.

I've just moved into a house with a garden for the first time and I'm gonna plant some spuds next month. Can't wait.

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>you'll never be in a realtionship like this

>>34539299
I'm a different guy from the seminar fella. PPE at Oxford.

>>34539366

He is actually a tranny, not surprised in the least

>>34539345
>when they inquired I explained the people were high ranking government officials plotting against me (I understand it's stupid now)

That is absolutely great. That's not stupid at all. But why did you get raided in the first place?

>>34539373

Wew, okay.

No morphine for this Anon.

>>34539392

Thank fuck I'm a normal non-brain damaged healthy relationship then.

>>34539392

Why do trannies love those stripy stockings so much?

>>34539392
Thank god senpai

>>34539419
I was buying MEDICATION off silk road and redistributing it to people who I genuinely believed had an illness this medication would help and I just charged cost + maintenance fee - I know it counts as drug dealing but I was doing the right thing, anyway they didn't find and evidence only circumstantial stuff

>>34539311
>Was too daft to do A-Levels and has a chip on his shoulder about people who go to uni

I graduated in philosophy and I make excellent money doing a job that I enjoy.

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>>34539434

Were you literally trying to be the heir to shipman, people order amoxicillin from you and you gave them morphine instead?

>>34539437
What did they say about Nietzsche in philosophy classes, lad? I never went to school, college or university.

>>34539477
no research for hours the meds that could help them and acted correctly - just wanted to help people who were struggling just to live

>>34539485
I never did any modules that included Nietzsche.

>>34539494
And now you're on anti-psychotics for collecting intelligence on individuals whom you alleged were high ranking government officials plotting against you?

>>34539539
yes
FUCK OFF ROBOT
FUCK FUCK OFF ROBOT

>>34539509
How can you do a philosophy degree and not learn anything about Nietzsche? You might as well have just learned how to play ice hockey for four years.

>>34539539

Why did you believe they were high ranking officials? Why them specifically rather than other random people in the street.

>>34539562
Nietzsche is one of the most famous philosophers in popular culture, but in the actual study of philosophy he's relatively unimportant.

>>34539555
Top lad. I'd be really proud of that.

>>34539562
>ice hockey
YANK ALERT WEE WOO WEE WOO

>>34539564
I'm curious about this too.

Were they posh people or what?

>>34539570
I don't believe you, there.

>>34539573
yea the whole drug dealing thing made me popular with some people

>>34539026
Underrated post. Nice 1 m8.

>>34539606
You should do a bit of research then mate.

https://www.ucl.ac.uk/philosophy/current-students/ba-programmes/ba-modules

You can see that none of the compulsory modules feature Nietzsche.

As you'll see, you can take an optional Nietzsche module, but that isn't even taught in the philosophy department. It's at the school of European Social and Political Studies.

>>34539622
So what's your current situation? Are you on benningtons or did they turn you loose into the wild after dosing you up on anti-psychotics?