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>boy smell

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>boy smell
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>>34526338
>>boy smell
>smells good
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>boy smell
>best thing yet
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girls smell like cooties
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>boys get to experience boy smell any time they want 24/7

it's not fair
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>>34526513
>be boy
>get used to the smell
>no boy smell
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>>34526338

girl smell is pretty good, when you meet an attractive girl and she is just wearing this nicely scented perfume, smells so nice.
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>>34526571
That's not girl smell, faggot, that's perfume.
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>>34526571
I've never been close enough to know it
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>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""women""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" like the way guys smell
>except for me, because I'm not Chad
Really makin me think
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>>34526338
What the fuck is with boy smell?

I had a girlfriend who loved wearing my shirts and sleeping in my bed.
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>women queef
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>>34526654
Its because you're Chad and she wanted to get high off your Chad pheromones
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>>34526678
I am definitely not a chad.
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>my balls smell like Dr.Bronners citrus soap and the light musky odor of a 2 hour walk
>ywn bury your nose in my sack

how does this make you feel?
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>>34526700
>Had a gf
>who wanted to huff his natural scent
Chad in denial? Chad Internet Defense Force on damage control? I'm onto your jewish tricks, Chad.
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>tfw no sweaty testosterone laden shirt to inhale
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>>34526735
210, nerd glasses, beer belly

she was a 4/10
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>>34526792
>more Chad Damagecock posting
>he was able to get a gf who desires his natural scent in spite of his "beer belly" and "glasses" (chubby Chad with glasses; you probably reminded her of Chad Pratt)
Really making me /hmmm/
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>tfw 2 qt girls have stolen my hoodies and admitted they liked my smell

spazzed my way out of fucking either of them
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>MAN smell
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>sister makes bathroom smell like girl smell
>gag and vomit everytime
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>>34526882
Oh look more Chadposts

Fuck off back to /soc/ or something
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>>34526882
>tfw chicks taking my shirts in uni cos XL so basically nighties for most girls
>didn't fuck any of them
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>smell of own dick

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Guys really smell that good? I smell disgusting when I don't take baths. I find other guys disgusting.

Well there's one friend who's kinda really pretty and he... Umpf
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>tfw boy but my natural BO smells bad
I have a hard time imagining any girl sniffing my shirt and being aroused
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>tfw most women are not attracted to your natural odor
I mean, i'm showering everyday but my pheromones suck.
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>>34527195
>tfw my B.O. smells like onions
YOU CANNOT BE A ROBOT IF YOUR B.O. IS DESIRABLE TO WOMEN

RRREEEEEE
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>>34527231
>implying girls don't like onions

my faborite vegetable
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>>34527282
You're not a girl you're just a guy wearing girl's clothing while he posts on 4chan using feminine images

stop it
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>>34527282
You're not a girl you're just a guy wearing girl's clothing while he posts on 4chan using feminine images

keep it up
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>>34526338
I played the tinder game and had steamy dates with some of them, like making out viciously or even sex. When I went home the collar of my shirt would smell like them and I realized something.

They all smelled different and some I either liked or didn't. My firdt boyfriend I didn't like his smell, yet this guy I made out with a lot had an orgasmic smell. One guy I hooked up with I had no care. It's animal instincts.
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>>34527360
haha we did it reddit army, include me in the shcreencap
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>>34527367
>My first boyfriend wasnt Chad so I didnt like his smell
>but this Chad who I made out with a lot had an orgasmic smell
>One guy I hooked up with wasn't Chad, so I didn't care.

>It's animal instincts.
really instigated bioelectric signals between my neurons
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>>34527367
thanks roast
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>>34527313
>>34527360
am too

i'm not gonna post nudes, before you ask
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>>34527404
So you're a tranny who only wants Chads that smell like onions yet you refuse to even post a timstamped face pic? Interesting
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>be a clean freak
>shower daily
>use the least smelling deodorant
>change clothes regularly to avoid build up of smell

am I doing this wrong?
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>>34527513
You are doing it VERY right
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>>34527513
Do this all the time anon don't listen to traps on this thread
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>when your gf says she likes sniffing your dirty shirts
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>>34528779
>tfw you like sniffing your own dirty trousers
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>>34526374
>>34526397
>>34526338
What's "Boy Smell"
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>>34526338


>go out all day in summer
>work, uni, daily chores, the full package
>it is hot as fuck and after a good day I am pretty much showered in litres of sweat
>invited to some party afterwards
>no time to shower or change clothes, decide I go anyway because I need the distraction
>sit around and drink my booze
>some girl pulls me up to dance
>too drunk to resist
>scared that she will smell my stressed officemonkey BO
>she hugs me and literally fucking sniffs the shit out of my clothes
>"you smell good anon"
>literally "wut?" at her and spend rest of the dance with a concerned thousand yard stare, thinking how the fuck this is possible
>tfw she tried to go in for a kiss all this time, but my drunk autism left me absolutely disengaged from the situation
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My gf steals me a different sweater every time and then returns it before taking the most used one of the week.
Sometimes she grinds her clothes on me so my smell is passed to it.
Are women crazy?
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>when you know he's using you for sex but he cuddles with you after and you're so desperate for love you just pretend
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>mfw just realised traps have boy smell

ewww
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>>34529045
>Are women crazy?
That means she's attracted to you. Body odor compatibility is important.
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>>34526792
HAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
There are seriously guys who get so hooked that they will describe their own girlfriends as 4/10.
How about you have some respect for the both of you and don't do things like that.
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>>34529152
But I love my own lewd smells, so that sounds great
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My jizz tastes like watered down version of strawberry nerds.

I don't know what causes this.
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>>34529359
Do you have diabetes?
oregano insurance
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>>34526882
>girl says she's cold
>offer her my sweatshirt
>she says no

Enjoy your frostbite, bitch.
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>tranny
>like girls
>take hormones
>suddenly able to smell boy smell

help
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>>34529359
Go see a doctor fatty.

Do you just have boy smell naturally? Do I need to use old spice or be a Chad to have it?
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>>34529726
>Do you just have boy smell naturally?
It's a natural BO thing that seems to vary on a girl by girl basis, unless you are Chad.
The smell of Chad can't be beat.
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>>34529414
>>34529726
Im 6'3 and 140lbs.

I drink a lot though.
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>try to get her to turn me on
>she ignores me by using her phone
>wait for hours until she decides to turn me on
>tfw im a tv
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>>34526728
sad and lonely :(
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>>34526338
kek, more like alpha male smell

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1617143/
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>tfw you are literally addicted to the smell of femboy asscrack
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>>34526792
>210, nerd glasses, beer belly
How tall are you?
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>>34526338
>have trucker bf
>he has to go days without showering sometime
>mfw his scent

I'm gonna join him on the road soon enough, I worry I'm gonna smell bad though. I'm not super dirty, but I'm insecure about smelling bad anyways.

Not all musky men smell good btw. Some truckers smell horrible. I got lucky. :3
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Boy do I have a feel foer u lasses

>Have gf
>We're getting ready for bed
>I toss my shirt at her for fun
>She grabs it and starts inhaling it like a madwoman
>"Mmmm anon it smells like you"
>Get a mad boner from this
>Fuck like animals long into the night
>End up a sweaty, wet, smelly pile
>She rests her head on my chest
>"You smell so good. How do you do it?"
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>>34531110

pheromones are a powerful drug
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>>34526571
>tfw work in close proximity with a 2/10
>to make things worse she always smells like garlic

I might be quitting this job soon
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Do girls do really pervy shit like steal underwear and huff it?

I sometimes did this in college to grills.

I'd even wear the underwear sometimes
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>>34529359

It's likely testicular cancer.
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>>34530825
So you're dating Chad Longhaulcock? who cares
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>>34526338
if you are a boy and have boy smell, i want to smell you. i don't care if you do shower or if you don't shower or how bad you think you smell, i want to smell.

i'm a boy too but i don't have a recognizable body odor due to the fragrances i use and my daily shower.
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>>34531978
If I was prison gay I'd probably be interested but I'm still holding out for a woman
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>>34531978
I don't get this boy smell meme. I smell like fading cologne. From what I understand musk>cologne
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>>34532045
that's ok anon, i understand <3
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>>34532085
>From what I understand musk>cologne
I wouldnt know since women don't talk to me, Chad
rrrreeeeeeeeee
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>>34532098
SUCK IT NERD

But yeah, that's at least what I understand. Still wear cologne because I like how it smells.
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So there's a market online for girls worn underwear and socks and stuff. Is there a market where guys can sell worn shirts?


I guess if there was it would just be dominated by muscle Chads anyway
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>>34532123
I don't wear cologne in the (futile) hope that maybe one day some girl forced to interact with me/passing by will like my musk, plus I find that Degree antiperspirant is pretty potent enough on its own

some day
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>>34532171
Trust me, I've gotten more attention for my cologne than when I don't bathe/shower.

Invest in some Polo Red, anon
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>>34526564
this post is great. imagine i said that in some gay meme language like "underrated post" or "kek'd" or some other bullshit that you all use to feel like you belong to a community
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>>34532085
i don't really like the strong cologne smells that a lot of guys seem to go for, i prefer a really natural smell but i guess that's pheromones. i've picked up on it around my friends and it's an amazing smell to me.

but i'm a degenerate and like a lot of traditionally 'gross' things and smells. i see it as natural so i can't really be disgusted by it i guess
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>>34526338
I just smell like rotting garbage
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>>34532169
There is if you have gay dudes into you.

>tfw selling my socks to horny gay men

>>34532253
Tell me more.
What other scents are good?
Is sweat good?
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>>34532230
My dad used to wear that all the time

he unironically had sluts/"thots" on his dick while he was dying and shuffling around with a distended beer belly and a turkey-waddle doublechin

really makes me think

>>34532253
Are you a girl (female)
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>>34532235
>using the English language

Looks like you're trying to be part of a community after all. Honestly you should just gvbdnderefj vbboyuttttttjfp dfgbbbbmmnff yyyouoytgfddsdffj
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>>34532347
I have smelly feet. How do I get into this market?
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>>34526338
My grandma and mom say that I smell really good after I take showers. Am I doing boy smell right?
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>>34532359
I've only ever gotten positive feedback from it.

>>34532372
Craigslist.

Dude you gotta try this shit. $10 a pair is pretty fair.
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i name my bf's scent "blue electricity"
dk why it just smells like it and it's good too
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>>34532347
yeah i like sweat if it's someone attractive or someone. bodily functions are not something that turns me off, but it's not like a fetish for me. the same goes for girls, but girls have a different smell and they're good in their own way.

also >tfw not desperate enough to pay money for dubious online used clothes
>but still pretty desperate for a partner so i can smell their socks and chest and butt

>>34532359
no i am >>34531978, i am a boy (male) but i'm pretty girly so i can understand the confusion anon!
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>>34532425
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004XG21B8/

I have to buy these because my feet are so big, so the returns would not be very good.

I wonder if I can charge more for pics or because I'm a size 14 novelty
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>>34532483
someone attractive or someone i like*
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Ive had multiple chicks ask for my shirt when were dating, break up with me, and keep it.
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>>34532425
>I've only ever gotten positive feedback from it.
I have one unopened box and one barely-used bottle. I also know how to apply it (dont bathe im it) so I'm optimistic about the results

thx!
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>>34532483
Wanna buy my socks? C'mon anon, you know you want some of my smelly socks.

Also thanks for the info

>>34532495
Go running in them. Wear them to bed. Are you straight? I've met some guys who are really into straight men and want to worship their feet. This will be your primary market.

>>34532522
Tip? Put one spray on your chest after a shower, the next spray on your hands and rub on your neck
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>>34532516
>had a really warm/soft/comfy hoodie from wrestling team when I was in HS
>ex gf kept it

>had a really durable/soft/nice tshirt from wrestling team when I was in HS
>other ex gf kept it

what would Coach A think of me
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>>34532549
>Tip? Put one spray on your chest after a shower, the next spray on your hands and rub on your neck
Even that is too much for me

I just put one small fingertip-sized dab under each side of my neck under my ear, then one on each wrist. Supposedly the natural bodyheat from your blood running through the veins in those areas will "waft" the smell out, radiating it towards roasties when they get near you
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>>34532593
That's some good advice. I never thought about that.

To be honest, I have a really bad sense of smell, so maybe I'm applying too much?
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>>34532549
i know i want to smell your socks anon, but my sense of shame coupled with my lack of monetary funds is going to make that a no, sorry. thanks for the offer though <3
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>female (female)
>have had near 40 sexual partners
>have claimed 1 of their clothing articles as my own after every relationship

I got a whole closet full of boysmell you stupid basic bitches
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>>34532668
>implying everything in your home doesn't stink of seafood
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>>34532668
you are too lucky

i need a boysmell closet
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>>34532659
I'm only teasing anon but seriously if you get the balls buy my socks I'm trying to make some dosh here

>>34532668
>40
Jesus
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>>34532717
You'd have one if you weren't so busy focusing on Chad
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>>34532235
kek

lkjl jhg lkjk
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>>34526639
What you believe:

You are not Chad --> women do not think you smell good.

The truth:

You do not smell good --> women do not think you are Chad.
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>>34532935
Except my ex gfs and fuckbuddies/FWBs have all told me that they like my scent, plus I bathe on the regular and have a god-tier diet

I win you lose gg no re
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>>34532958
Whatever you want to believe, champ.
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>>34532994
>sour grapes
>>l-lemme pull out this sick smug reaction image to REALLY drive it home
I win again.

How many of your ex gfs have told you the same thing OH WAIT

roasted
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>upper class desperate to succeed black guy smell
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>>34526338
m-maybe you could smell me, op
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>>34527367
Time 2 get out of our safe space toastie
Reeeeeeeeeeyeyeyeye
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>>34534464
Maybe you could smell my dick, faggot. You'll recognize the smell from when you lick your dad's butt.
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>tfw /fit/ as heck
>tfw no gf to smell me
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>>34526513
not really. ive got the best boy smell, multiple chicks keep my hoodies. i can only smell it when ive been playing basketball or airsoft, or any physical activity or when im jerking off.
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I can't smell myself or my room but my mom and sister complain

what do
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>>34534947
you have women complaining about smell to you and you don't know what to do?

SAY YOU CAN SMELL THEIR PUSSIES YOU MORON
ALL WOMEN CAN SMELL THEIR OWN PUSSIES IF THEY TRY SO IF YOU TELL THEM YOU CAN SMELL IT THEY WILL BELIEVE IT
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>tfw roommate gets tons of girls
>brings them back to our apartment regularly
>I usually just stay with a friend from back home to prevent dealing with my severe anxiety towards girls
>sometimes he has more than one
>he's too big and his bed is to small for more than one girl to sleep
>apparently 30-50 girls have slept in my bed
>come back to my bed smelling like girls
>it's nice

I'm always kind of worried that they went through my stuff and made fun of my vidya though
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>>34534999
did any of them ever leave any dirty clothes?
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>>34535017
He always nabs anything left behind before I get back. I managed to get some panties to rub one out with twice. One left me a note once, apparently she knew who I was and wanted to get together. I was never brave enough to respond. I accidentally left it behind over winter and the cleaning staff tossed it.
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>>34526338
>girl farts on my face
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>>34534877
>multiple chicks keep my hoodies
why don't you take them back? sounds like you're just getting your shit stolen >_>
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>>34535070
Speaking of stealing hoodies, I'm >>34535060 and one of them stole a hoodie from me. It's not a big deal, I get them for free. I actually kind of like the idea that there's a girl out there wearing my hoodie regularly.
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I wish Nagisa Siota was real so I could see what he smells like. What do you think he smells like guys?
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>>34535060
>One left me a note once
that's hilarious. real talk, i'm a nu-male who says things like "real talk" and criticizes the slut-shaming you guys do, but that's a hilarious level of sluttiness even to me. she fucks one guy, sleeps in the roommate's bed and LEAVES A NOTE for the roomie who isn't even there that she wants to fuck him too. i respect that level of brashness. oh i guess that's kind of a nu-maley response to sluttiness huh.
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>>34535112
Dang, I misspelled his last name. Hope he isn't upset.
My question still stands guys please answer.
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This girl I have a massive crush on smells absolutely divine, why do some girls smell so good. How do I know if I have boy smell?
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>>34535488
>How do I know if I have boy smell?
It's kind of like asking "how do I know if I'm a good kisser"?
You really can't find out that sort of thing on your own..
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What the fuck is boy smell?
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>>34535783
>What the fuck is boy smell?
basically they're talking about the pheromones/b.o. that guys leave on their clothes as they sweat or just go throughout the day. mixed with cologne/deodorant/antiperspirant and other random stuff obviously
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Any girls want to buy my shirt?

Ive been wearing / ejaculating on it for about a week now.
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When my ex left me she took a few of my shirts and found out through her sister she uses them as night shirts. Woman are impossible
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>>34526571

>tfw mom used to drive me to school in the morning and drop me off on her way to work
>mornings were always frantic
>have severe anxiety
>entire car smells like perfume
>perfume now makes me severely anxious
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My armpits smell like skunk. is that the boy smell youre talking about?
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My armpits smell like ground coffee beans. I hate coffee.
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>>34530550
>a mixed mating strategy may have evolved in females: they prefer genetically superior males as short-term or extra-pair sexual partners while, at the same time, they seek males who are more willing to invest in their offspring as long-term or social partners

>This interpretation is consistent with our findings that women in stable relationships have a strong tendency to prefer the smell of dominant men when in the fertile phase of their cycle, while single women and all women in non-fertile phases lack this preference.

Cucking is down to a science now
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>>34526728
>not using tea tree or eucalyptus

make me feel like you're a total pleb
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>girl smell
soft, slightly sweet, female musk

>boy smell
still a soft smell, think your friends hoodie, not very sweet, musk
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>>34537382
Yes but what does Nagisa smell like exactly
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>tfw family complains that my room smells bad and that I should open the window more often
should I understand that I have beta male BO?
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What makes a "good" boy smell?
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>>34527513
Same here, especially
>use the least smelling deodorant
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>>34527231
This.

A true robot has fecal body odor.
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>ywn cuddle with a girl
>ywn both enjoy each other's scents
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>>34538255
Nagisa Shiota probably has a good boy smell
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>At work
>Enter elevator with coworker who is an older married woman with kids
>After chatting for a moment she outright says
>What are you wearing? It makes me want to rape you
>Just slight BO and deodorant
>Awkward as fuck
>Just laugh it off
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>>34538889
I'm starting to think that women are more turned on by smells than men.
>It makes me want to rape you
Fuckin hell, it never happened to me that a girl had such a good smell that I wanted to fuck her. It was always other reasons, but not smell.
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>>34538889
you should have fucked
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>>34538921
She was dumpy and had some sort of venereal disease. If she was attractive we'd have fucked on the elevator, I guarantee it.
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>wear nothing
>Hey anon!
>Wear Dior Sauvage(TM)
>Hey A-Oh wow you smell really good!
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>>34537816
He smells like strawberries anon, this is basic knowledge
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>>34529359 you tasted your own cum?
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>>34532710
nice mem
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>>34539166
You haven't tasted your own cum?
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>>34538957
What sort of women do you work with that they go around saying shit like that, and their STDs are common knowledge
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>>34533417
Coco butter, B.O and fried chicken
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>lil bro is an athletic little chadlet
>just barely started puberty
>sniff his gym shorts
>sniff his jockstrap
>sniff his socks
>sniff his dirty undies
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>34540161
>homosexual is also a pedophile
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>all those Normans with gfs
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what the fuck is the boy smell

I feel like I dont even have one, like the pheremones I release just make girls disgusted
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>>34529152
>>34529344
probably release female pheremones after estrogen
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>>34533015
Unless you're a different guy, the one he initially responded to said women didn't like his scent because he wasn't Chad

Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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>>34526589
he just means smells associated with girls
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l want to smell a fembot.
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>tfw you have a strong body odor
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>>34540520
I don't DESU. A proper fembot probably smells worse than a malebot.
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>>34540559
I want to spend days in bed with a NEET fembot gf just fucking and eating pizzas in our disgusting nest of hedonism, covered in crumbs and our bodily fluids, our skin sticking together and our hair matted with sweat.

Then I want to go outside into the fresh air to cleanse my scent palate, then come back into our foul nest so the contrast with the outside air can let me truly appreciate the scent.
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>>34540654
thanks. now i need to vomit
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Daily reminder that no women are on /r9k/ and it's ugly hairy men talking about "boy smell"
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>>34540654
I want to spend days in bed with a NEET fembot gf just fucking and eating pizzas
I want that too, but a NEET doesn't necesarily have to be dirty and disgusting. I am a NEET, but I am clean, I shower and don't smell like shit.
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>>34540674
>I want that too, but a NEET doesn't necesarily have to be dirty and disgusting. I am a NEET, but I am clean, I shower and don't smell like shit.
Same. Too bad NEET girls don't exist.
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>>34540674
It'd be too inconvenient to schedule several day long sessions of hedonism, as well as everything else, if she also had a job.
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>>34540715
What I said is that even if she doesn't have a job, she can at least wash herself. I don't have a job, but I shower, I brush my teeth and I keep myself clean. I'm not attractive at all, but at least it's not because I am filthy.
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>>34540734
My hygiene was probably better when I was a NEET.

I wish I was still a NEET
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Dear bf,
Let me steal ur shirt and use it as a pillow case
Sincerely, reeeeeee
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>>34540161
i seriously hope that this is bait
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>>34538255
laundry detergent

>tfw a girl calls you "smell good boy"
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