Ask someone who ate >an entire 8-servings chinese meal >three

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>>34524531
are you bulimic?

I recommend it if you haven't tried it

sounds delicious

cut back on the calories for the rest of the week tho

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>>34524576
>are you bulimic?
no I hate puking

>>34524599
Laxatives? Over exercising? Fasting?

Are you just very fat?

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>>34524649
>Laxatives?
no
>Over exercising?
no
>Fasting?
no idea what that is, probably no
I'm just gettig fat as fuck

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>>34524660
>Are you just very fat?
not yet, but soon

You might die before getting fat if you eat like that.

So did you eat those two gums or chew them?

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>>34524701
>So did you eat those two gums or chew them?
nice one. I actually only chewed them

are you doing it on purpose?

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>>34524804
>are you doing it on purpose?
yes. I kinda want to end up in hospital again.

>>34524836
why?, may i originally ask

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>>34524926
>why?
being in hospital means lots of good things to me
first of all I get days off from work, but still get paid for all of 'em
then I leave all of my responsibilities when I'm in hospital, I don't have to do anything, just lie there and relax
I get LOTS of antidepressant
Maybe one day I'll end up in a coffin instead of the hospital, that's also good for me

Where did you find a bag of Pringles?

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>>34525037
>Where did you find a bag of Pringles?
another nice one, of course i meant the cylinder... no idea what the exact name is in English

>>34524531

Did your meal taste good?

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>>34525088
>Did your meal taste good?
no. they never do

>>34525067
English is my 3rd language and Pringles come in a can.

>>34524531
Post pictures of self please

Hang in there bro. Wish I had some advice for you.

I lost a lot of weight with keto and have been gaining a lot back. I'll get a good-sized restaurant meal with an appetizer and grab a pint of Ben & Jerry on my way home.

Eating is the main thing I have to look forward to.

>>34524531
EVERYONE POST YOUR BMI, I WANT TO SEE HOW FAT EVERYONE IS

My BMI is 18.5, 177cm 58kg

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>>34525203
BMI, calculated by only height and weight, means nothing. Amount of muscle mass, bone mass, digestive capacity... without all those data you can't tell shit about a person

>>34525232
What's your BMI desu?

>>34525203
my BMI is 22.7
but my body fat percentage is like 14-15% and I still have gigantic love handles and a stomach.

just end me...

>>34525273
BMI, calculated by onIy height and weight, means nothing. Amount of muscle mass, bone mass, digestive capacity... without all those data you can't tell shit about a person

>>34524531
What flavor was the whipped cream? Was the food listed in chronological order? Also, what Chinese food m8?

>>34525232
Unless you're on steroids, the BMI is relatively accurate. Obviously there can be some variation, but the variation isn't going to influence the result by a large margin.

>>34525291
Tell us your BMI desu.

>>34525290
What's your height and weight?
Origininial

>>34525290
Something seems off. The average body fat for a fit guy is 14 - 17%, and you have 15%. Yet you have massive love handles and a stomach. What's your height and weight? With that BMI and fat %, I would expect you to be someone who hits the gym pretty regularly.

>>34525290
i'm 5'10" and 156lbs

>>34525592
oops. I'm 5'10" and 156lbs.
i run fairly regularly. i measured bodyfat with calipers and it agrees with the bodyfat scale.

no idea what's going on.

>>34524576
How do I make myself throw up? I tried sticking my hand down my throat but it didn't work, all it did was make me feel like a high school slut on prom night