God here AMA

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>>34523606
where do i live
god sama

>>34523606
Why haven't you killed me yet like I ask you to every night?

>>34523606
Make me a girl

>>34523606
Is going to motels 4x a week with meth and heroin and a sex doll a sin?

>>34523665
Why
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>>34523651
>>34523665
you commands will be treated soon
>>34523637
under my belly

Why do I have to crave intimacy?
Why do I have to have romantic feelings for women?
Life would be so much easier if I could just focus on my career and fitness.

ey whyd you fuck me up so bad homie

I actually for a second considered the possibility that god was posting on /r9k/.

But then I remembered he has a son and is therefore a NORMIE GTFO REEEEE

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Why do you get your feelings hurt so easily?

What do you eat? And what supermarket is your favourite?

>>34523714
Why not?
ocfr

Should I try online dating?
I'm 20 years old and 2nd year at my uni.
I don't see any other way for me to meet anyone.

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>>34523606
When will I kill myself?

>>34523884
What's stopping you from trying online dating? Unless you're paying money, there's next to no downsides. If you are paying, stahp.

>>34523858
Can't argue with that. I'll show myself out.

just because you can ask doesn't mean you'll get an answer

>>34523606
Why did you create a world so bland that even a mddiocre fantasy writers can outdo you?
Why don't you do any of the cool miracle shit anymore?
Why don't you just apocalypse now?

>>34523606
what's up bro hows life up there

>>34523606
Why the fuck did you make me a man that wants to be a girl? What kind of sick joke is this?

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>>34523606
will i ever fix my self?

And, as expected, God has forsaken us.

>>34523606
Can you please give me some proof that you exist?

I'd like to believe in you, but my rational mind won't allow it.

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>>34523606
Can you please FUCKING KILL ME TONIGHT

>>34523606
Do traps and trapposters need to fuck off to /b/?

>>34523913
afraid of putting myself out on the internet.

its hard enough to go outside but to have my face and info out there would be a challenge for me. but i want to be with someone

>>34523606
I think we are all asking the wrong questions.. what we should be asking is..

Is the normie uprising going to happen?

You guys I think God just died

>>34523606
Do you like boys or girls

>>34524082
No, r9k has always welcomed traps

Dubs exist

>>34523606
hey god can you kill yourself

why did you make me like this god?

>>34523606
Can you make me better at writing? Shit's hard

How do I git gud at life and improve the lives of my friends and family around me?

>>34523606
Can u give me a gf like when you did last year
Pls big-G

>>34523606
why did you make my hairline so shitty