SNACKS ABROAD

>>34523334
This actually seems fun

I'm going to watch an in-flight porn and not use earphones

"Excuse me ma'am, could you please shut off that man's pornography? Also, I would like to order a burger, please."

>>34523357
Hello my good boy, here I can lend you my ear phones in order to improve your audio quality and so other people are not disturbed by your high quality pornographic snuff films :)

>>34523382
Seems like that nice young man has taken care of the problem and of course! All our burgers come with complementary bacon and a drink, what would you like as a beverage?

>>34523382
YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM TO FINISH. BE CONSIDERATE OF YOUR FELLOW PASSENGERS BY LETTING THEM FINISH IF THEY DECIDE TO ENJOY A CIVIL MASTURBATION YOU FUCKING BIGOT

>>34523431
All I need to drink is a glass of water, thank you.

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Excuse me, flight attendant. Will there be food serves? Or drinks, maybe? Oh, also do you guys serve alcohol on this flight?

>>34523466
Please sir take your seat or we will be forced to purge you from the plane, sans a parachute of course.

This is my first flight. Heheh. I'm a little nervous heheh. AH! Oh! Sorry. Just the seatbelt light. I should probably just go to the bathroom before we--I need to stay in my seat? No problem. Heheh. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Safest way to travel. Safest way to travel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH6QJzmLYtw

>>34523492
Yes of course, right away!
>>34523493
Yes, we are currently serving burger, chicken tenders, tender chicken tenders, pasta and sushi and much more. All our food comes with complementary drinks and we also have desert. Just ring the button and ask for whatever you'd like!

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>>34523535
Heh, first flight kid? Don't worry, flying's not bad. Not bad at all. Of course, it's not all sunshine and rainbows. But 99 times out of a hundred, everything goes just fine.

>>34523555
OH MY GOD THE PLANE IS BEING HIJACKED WHAT DO WE DO?!

GOD PLEASE SAVE US!

>>34523535
Sir if you'd like, since you seem to be a part of the GBFC [Good Boy Flight Club] our flight attendant Stacy would be more than happy to help you ;)

>>34523466

YOUFUCING SJW CUNT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN

Not even leddit could come up with such a childish sounding thread trying too hard to fit in. Congrats.

>>34523555
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FLIGHT YOUR DIRTY PIECE OF FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34523604
A FUCKING NORMIE IS HIJACKING THE PLANE. SOMEONE PLEASE HULP

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!

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Heh... don't sweat it kids. I'll handle this "hijacker"

>Uh, flight attendant the guy of individual of considerable size one row down keeps talking about "crashing this plane"

>>34523555
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING PATRIARCHY CUNTS! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO PITCH IN AND PAY AN EXTRA 23 CENTS FOR EVERY DOLLAR THAT THE WOMEN HAD TO PAY!

DOES ANYONE HAVE A TACO? QUICK.....

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>>34523680
Don't mind him. He's always like that.

Pardon me, stewardess?

Do you accept marlboro adventure club points or petco frequent shopper 'sit,stay, beg' points?

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Now witness as i perform a somersault.

>>34523559
Vodka plz.. And a burger.