Who is a Robot?

>>34522138
I'm a mouse. Even in th robothood no one really cares about them because they're ghosts.
And yes, I think it describe robothood very well but I think someone have to bring me form of robot and normies (improve the chart).
Pheww!

Cerebrotonic reporting. Although I don't really think of myself as an intellectual.

Elephant man. Life is suffering.

The majority of this board consists of normalfags now. The "robots" section is basically pointless.

>>34522419
Bring new forms of*

Origisorry

Honestly we need more normie models on the chart.

For example, there are many regular posters who are more normie than cyborgs - currently having frequent sex, often going out for activities, etc - who come here almost solely because they like how honest and frank the community is.

And there are the ones who are here for weird, highly specific reasons, who otherwise pass for normal in most situations, and want to get it all out in a place where there are no consequences. Ex. Fetishists, CP lovers, self-proclaimed but half-hearted redpills, people pretending to be girls, etc.

>>34522517
The first model just sound like variations on Cyborg and The Wannabe. Complete normalshits would not be on 4chan in general, so every one that does come here as at least one thing wrong with them.

I'm not sure what to call /pol/shit crossposters though.

>>34522138

I bet this was made by a normie!~~~ :))))

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>>34522138

SLOTH reporting in.

Slowly giving up to real life... people outside are full of shit. I tried to be cool an they gave me sadness and hate.

>>34522567

Bullshit we're invested with normies every single board, its ridiculous. I've met so many who simply don't have any clue of chan culture and humor, its just too sad to be true.

>>34522610
>I've met so many who simply don't have any clue of chan culture and humor
Any examples anon ?

>>34522610
>I've met so many who simply don't have any clue of chan culture and humor, its just too sad to be true.
True, and I'm completely sure of this myself, but speaking from experience watching /g/ go to shit, looks like /v/, /pol/ and other containment board spillover of stubborn low IQ mongrels who waste their time arguing with people and shitposting on the internet that could be spent doing more normal things like snowboarding or hanging out with friends IRL in general. They take the current culture of the board and shit on it where they understand it, and the rest of the stuff just goes right over their head because they are too boorish to pick up on it.

>>34522664
/g/

>>34522610
adding onto my previous post of another board that's ostensibly normie but in fact failed normie is /fa/. /waywt/ is notorious for garbage fits that could only be composed by people who yearn to be normal but fail spectacularly at it.

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lost 50 pounds and went from sloth to cyborg in a year, coming here since 2008, still stuck here out of habit, no friends because i hate everyone, no gf because i hate women, NEET since dropping out of high school because too anxious and awkward, would rather play video games and jerk off than live my life

>>34522716
*not completely sure
sry

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holy fucking shit i'm a mouse it rapresents me at perfection even the pic

>>34522664

Well I didn't save them but you have them, you just see by the direct reaction. Especially greentext stories, they usually react extremely aggressive. Especially if you try to make it over the top on purpose which they don't seem to understand.

Also threads here on /r9k/ about guys "just getting laid" and their first time. We had a thread a couple of days ago and you had a whole thread of normies telling each other how their first time was and making fun of robots because they're not able to get any. Calling them weird and that "there's something wrong with them."

I don't get why they're even here in the first place? Like this place is made for losers of society. Not general folk.

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>>34522775

hello mr rato, how are you doing dude? long time ago i know right hahahah

>>34522138
I share almost everything in common with the first five bots. Just not ugly. I'm just scared at how accurate it is.

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>>34522138
>tfw slowly turning from mouse into super autist

>>34522767
>he's unironically histrionic
I know it's b8 but whatever

100% wagie. I rarely take cough syrup though; I take kratom

>>34522934
>implying this board isnt full to the brim with histrionic "pity me!" types, the whole difference being that they hide behind a veil of anonymity

>>34522138
in between wageslave and mouse
if not both which kinda sucks
the wageslave seems more normie than some of the other ones

>>34522138

Cerebtronic/mouse

Origanal

It's a bullshit chart similar to those shitty starsign charts. I can identify with almost all of those robot qualities (and some normie qualities). It's designed by a bitter person who clearly had too much baggage on their mind.

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>>34522138
cerebrotonic except I'm dumb

>>34522138
I'm not any of these

None of those descript me accurately, but Elephant Man would be the closest one.
OR a combination of Mouse, Sloth and Elephant Man.

>>34522138
The wageslave is normie scum.

Its not correct. I cant find myself on the list.

Im a wage slave. I hate my life

>>34523524
Sloth here. Slowly turning into the super autist. Fuck my life.

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Wageslave reporting in. Fits me to a T. No cough syrup though just alcohol and cigarettes

>>34522138
cyborg is the biggest faggot in the image

>>34522138
Wageslave and mouse. all of the boxes apply to my life currently

>>34522138
Tfw mouse and cerebretronic

>>34522138
>shitting on Lord Kek
Memes are the genes of the universe!
REEEEEEEE

>>34522138
Cerebrotonic, mouse, super autist and cyborg all sound fairly accurate.
Only modifications I'd make: despite being timid, I am not an introvert like the cerebrotonic. My super autist demands that I proselytize, which keeps me social. I have no rage meter and I have zero sperg-outs despite being a fucking weirdo super autist. My romantic tendencies are described much better by the cerebrotonic profile than the cyborg profile, and I don't care because my super autist lives for greater things than pleasures of the flesh. Everything about the mouse is accurate except that I keep a well-maintained guise of good composure.

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So are there any types that need to be added?

>>34522138
The Sloth. Everyone else should just FUCK OFF!

>>34525485
Why, you have some Idea ???

Mouse/Sloth mix reporting in.

I feel like I can't even function some days.

>>34525747
Also, I have a little cerebrotonic.

Who else /mouse/ here? I feel like we're surprisingly rare on r9k. Everybody claims to have anxiety problems but nobody do.

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>>34523565
Wageslaves unite, my dude. How many packs a day are you up to?

>>34523739
The same here.

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>>34525681
Well, not immediately, but when I thought about it after taking a good look at the catalogue, I noticed that Elliot Rodger's type wasn't really represented. Not sure if everyone would consider him a robot though. Don't know too much about Dylan but he too isn't represented by the current robot types.

>>34525992
Yeah, going further, I think there's a conspicuous lack of an anti-social type, the kind of person who'd make instructions for nerve gas for unsuspecting victims. Like a "The Fallen" or something like that.

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>>34522419
I think you might be right. You're the first responding mouse ITT yet no other Mouse types decided to reply to you, instead making their own post and hoping others give them (you)s. Kind of pathetic but /r9k/ is one of the last boards I associate with empathy (ironically enough).

>>34523397
What's that like, hm?

>>34522610
>Bullshit we're infested with normies every single board

BAN PHONE POSTERS NOW AND FOREVER, AN HIRO

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Cyborg mouse reporting in..... why am i like this

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>>34522138
OMFG THE SLOTH DESCRIBED ME TOO WELL WTF IS GOING ON, I AM JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?!?? I FIT INTO A CATEGORY WTF OH NOES

But seriously... I meh at life all the time...

Pretty much a mouse with some cerebrotronic traits

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Cerebrotonic seasoned with oregano.

>>34522138
I'm a hybrid of the first four
not employed but the Wageslave describes my previous experience with jobs pretty accurately

>>34522138
Holy shit ...100% Cerebrotonic, even looks like me.

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>>34525907
Pack and a half and some hard liquor when I get home
How about you bro?

Who /mild sloth/ here?

Wageslave, still here.

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>>34522138
>Tfw mouse
Literally al me, minus holding the door for people.
I quit that shit a long time ago.

I'm definitely not a robot. I guess I'm a failed normie, or a cyborg?
I don't know. I never gave it any thought. I like this board, and I like to post here for amusement.
Nobody here loves me even though I'm just beeing myself.

>>34529243
describe yourself some more cuz we might be able to add your type to the board

>>34522138
I wouldn't call my self a normie because I am alt-right and masturbate to Touhou and Vocaloid. But fit closest to the Cyborg category.

>>34529325
I have 4 or 5 friends I hang out with at my home sometimes. I don't like to leave my house, so people who want to see me have to come here.
I had sex a few times, and some relationships, though that was long ago. It just felt hollow. I don't get attached to people. I don't know if I'm attached to myself, but maybe that's a dumb notion.
I don't think I'm sad or depressed about life, just indifferent, or lazy. Life isn't worth caring about, because I could just off myself if I wanted, or got curious enough.
I'm a simple man who's easily amused. I guess I'm just really used to being bored, maybe?
I like to wail on my cock and live in front of my PC.

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>>34529578
Thank you, you really are a new type. You're a "The Drone": going through the motions despite not deriving any sort of real satisfaction from it; still normal-scum.

>>34529720
I feel like this is an apt assessment. Thanks for noticing me, senpai.

>>34528726
same. I fucking do that overly polite shit compulsively even though I really hate everyone.

>>34529933
concerning your name field, just hit the refresh button in the bottom left until you get what you want. i never have to waste time until there's "none" left or trace some object

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who /wagecuck/ here?

>spend all weekend catching up on sleep from weekdays
>make meh money but live in the middle of nowhere so it's cheap as fuck
>depressed alcoholic

>>34529987
Thank you for the tip.
With the blessings of meme deities, my goal just may be realized one day.

>>34522985

Nice trip Histrionic.

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>>34522138
Cerebrotonic reporting in
This chart is really good as is but it could use some more types.

mouse here,

>>34530357
this, OP forgot traps

The trap:

>weaker than the mouse
>more feminine than women in some cases
>not even taking hormones
>failed at being a man
>has bad relationship with father
>not gay but probably takes dicks up the ass
>extremely submissive
>unstable personality
>prone to extreme depression
>has some overlap with the mouse
>will probably never go through with gender reassignment surgery
> feminine penis meme

Mix between sloth and wageslave.

I have a full time job but I do absolutely anything outside it. My plates have been pilling up for months, I never clean, I barely wash my clothes.

I don't even watch anime or play videogames anymore, all I do is spend all my free time in 4chan looking at autistic memes.